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Splat Tim's election was a fraud!
So, I broke into the white house and found these very important voting documents
https://strawpoll.com/rrr9g6yd
As you can see, Tim, Splat Tim, failed to win by a majority. Only 38.46 percent of people said yes. Therefore, his election was faked. Which means the Nexus is still free to take over!
*Heelies in and performs a totally sick kickflip*
We have a white house? Why did no one tell me....
I'm totally gonna egg it now.
I think someone needs to read those documents more carefully.
Hahahahahahahaha, maybe you do. If you can't prove me wrong, than i'm obviously right!
3rd and 4th options are also yes, so technically the yes outweighs the no still. Did you even go to school kid? Even the guy who sealed me away had more brains than you and he's a door now.
Fool! If they are under separate names, the votes don't all count for the same person! This isn't how elections work!
How does an election work then in a dimension where there are no rules?
As the overlord, I say there are rules now.
Rule number one: I'm overlord!!!!!!!
Also, i'm right and you're wrong
You're starting to make me want to resume my work as death again, kid...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
At least have a fair election
Wait four more years kid
I am a strong independent Nexus who needs no overlord
Get out
@Nexus shut up, slave
Nexus... If I can be so rude as to intrude.... Why do you look suspiciously like a close up of some wheel, without the spoke through it?
This is why I voted for to Tim, Splat Tim.
Since you voted for Splat Tim, i'm afraid I have to kill you now! *Teleports Nexus to the Overlord Dimension*
I could care less about this election
I'm the Core connecting multiple dimensions, universes, and timelines, and you think it's a good idea to attempt to teleport me to another dimension why exactly
Honestly, I don't think he thought that far ahead.
*Raises hand*
*Summons a giant meteor and throws it at Nexus*
Take this!
How did you find someone with a bigger ego than me?
please do not try to destroy the Nexus. I live there.
Oh sure NOW everyone wants to destroy the Nexus
I don't want to destroy you. I like being alive.