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The Nexus core, revisited
*Mona enters the core of the Nexus and sees a Nexus core*
So, this it, huh? A whole war over this
*bona appears once again, this time with a even more serious look on his face*
Alright, I'm done with your games.
*Mona pulls out a timebomb*
So, it all ends here, huh?
I guess it does. *readies a ton of psychic energy*
Surprised there's no one here to stop me. They didn't really think it through, huh?
b o i
*Axel walks in and removes the core.*

Neat.

*he walks into a portal of darkness as it closes around him.*
*He runs through the rift and says something really dark and serious...* Bazinga.
OK you know what? *falls on Mona on purpose*
*roller-blades in, replaced the now-gone core with a case of beer*

Maybe now, the world I truly wish for will become reality!

*she leaves*
Wait! Come back! I want some beer too!
*The Nexus core is stolen. The Nexus begins to collapse as worlds gradually fade from exsistence.*
Heh, it's all over...
*Mona hops into the rift, and begins the first chapter if his new life*
Ooc: i needed to reread that, i should get glasses
*Teddie grabs the case of beer and runs into the rift.*
Hooray for alcohol!
HEY GET BACK HERE WITH ME BEER ASSHOLE
I need it more than you, Nexus!
Oh shoot. *runs after the person who took the core, takes it back and puts it back*
Well that was easy.
*Blows up the core*
*Runs back through the rift and throws a Junesâ„¢ brand bomb at the core.*
....well shoot. Good thing that was the FAKE CORE! *puts the real core in and makes a variety to make sure it doesn't blow up*
Yep, good thing Bona is dead or else he could've revealed that that was a fake core or something
*Sprays every core with Junesâ„¢ brand core destroyer.*
Core is dead, nyu.

Let's replace it with a statue of Broccoli, nyu