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Malintent_Covet
A dissapointing birthday party. (Kinda rp but not really.)
*You are met with a boring looking house. Inside you see there's a bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, garage, attic, and a basement.
You see there's no one in it but there's candles everywhere in the kitchen along with an eaten cake. Also both the attic and basement are very dusty. The garage is infested and very messy. The living room has opened and empty gift boxes. The other rooms are ok but still pretty bland.
You wanna waste some of your life in there and enter?
Geralt
*Geralt enters the house*

Someone died here?
Malintent_Covet
*The only response he got was the wind coming through the broken window...and a snake.*
Geralt
*Walks to the kitchen to look for clues*

A half eaten cake ,must been here for an hour or two.
Malintent_Covet
*In the kitchen was a cooler with broken beer bottles and some cigars in a drawer. Meanwhile the cake was having fun attracting roaches.*
Magilou
*Magilou bursts open the door and poses*
Greetings little boys and girls, the Great Sorceress Magilou, light of the party h-
*Magilou looks at the mostly empty house and hangs her head*
Goodness gracious, is anywhere in this city occupied?
Geralt
*Examines the broken beer bottles*

Somebody was too drunk, and started breaking bottles....
Malintent_Covet
*@Magilou, who bursts through the door, breaks it in turn making part of the ceiling fall on where she was.*
Geralt
*Hears the door opening*

Somebody is here.
Magilou
*Magilou is struck by the ceiling, unable to get up, she waves her limbs in the air*
What manner of dastardly Trap was set for anyone who'd walk in this door? Someone, anyone, save me from this cold, lonely death
Geralt
*Activates the Witcher sense to see the traps*
Malintent_Covet
*As that happens, the curtains on the window of the kitchen fall on the candles making it start a fire.*
Magilou
*Magilou leans up enough to see Geralt and starts yelling*
Don't just stand there like an idiot, get this rubble off of me. In case you haven't noticed there's a damsel in distress over here
Geralt
*Geralt crosses his arms*

As i thought, a spirit is here...
Geralt
*Then turns to Magilou* How can i know that you can be trusted?
Magilou
*Magilou frantically waves her arms over her head, before laying one arm on her forehead*
Oh deary me, what a terrible way to go. The light grows dim. All that's left is the cold, cruel darkness.
*Magilou pretends to faint and lays under the rubble*
Geralt
Stop acting, and wake up...
Magilou
*Magilou doesn't stir as the fire continues to spread*
Geralt
*Sighs as he gets off the rubble of her* Now go!
Malintent_Covet
*As Geralt gets Magilou out, the door placed itself in front of the exit along with a chandelier falling as well, in front of the exit, blocking it.*
Magilou
*Magilou quickly jumps to her feet and runs out the door*
Oh thank you me wonderful, wonderful savior. I SWEAR that I'll never forget this.
*under her breath*
Sucker
Geralt
I can hear you clown...

*Breaks the window and jumps out*
Magilou
OOC: scratch that last one
IC: *Magilou backs away from the falling chandelier towards Geralt*
Well then, my knight in shining armor, however are you going to make your grand escape?
Geralt
Don't call me that...
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: Also, if you jump out the window, you'll see that the atmosphere changed to a desert. Just a fun fact.
Magilou
*Magilou looks at the now broken window and jumps out of it*
You seem to have forgotten someone!!!
*Magilou runs off in a direction separate from Geralt, with a smirk*
Geralt
*As he jumps out notices the desert*

Great...
Geralt
*Whistles to summon his horse*

Let's go Roach!

*Gets on Roach and rides away*
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: I'm gonna let you two go. After all, I gotta go as well. Bai thread that is mine or some shit.