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Hahahahahahaha! Your overlord, that is I, has once again desgined a plot most evil!
That is right, I, being Laharl, will gather all of this mysterious crystal called Nexite and conquer the surrounding dimensions! The Nexus, my castle specifically, will serve as a base of operations for this mission! Bring all Nexite, information, donations, soldiers, food packages and POWs there! Now, when it comes to other dimensions, we don't know what tp expect. So, we should start with the easier part of the dimension, which will always be earth, of course! You are all dismissed! Gather as much Nexite as possible and wait for further updates!
You better pay us for this dood. *The Prinny runs off*
OOC: Is that 'K' in canon?
Ooc: Not really
OOC: http://dailydropcap.com/images/K-12.jpg
(Sorry sweetie can't do that anymore. Nexus is too stable to let anyone out now)
(Laharl has no knowledge of this, though. Therefore, he could still try, albeit fail)
Ene
Yay so we all stuck together forever! Me and Snake-chan are so happy for that!
(Nah you're good to do whatever. I'm just making a passive aggressive meme. Go nuts)
Wait, I'm stuck with these idiots forever? *internal screaming*
If you gather me Nexite you don't have to be stuck! Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah!
bomb
*Friggin drops a meteor on bomb*
Ene
Umm new boss ... What if I don't like hard labor? Can I just wish for the next ten to magically appear?
It's not like i'm gonna be doing anything. But work harder anyway!
Ene
Hmph I don't want to! My snek wants you to do all the work so he can profit off of it.
Alright, have fun with your meteors "grand overlord". I'm just gonna keep going.
Refusal to listen to authority? Ah, these people will make fine demons one day!
Ene
But I don't want to be a demon! I want to be a magical girl! Ugh can't you ever listen to my hopes and dreams.
It's ok Ene, I believe in you. Become a magical girl. You know, some people call me Kyubey. Apparently Kyubeys can do that.
Ene
Kyubeys can become magical girls? I'm so confused now Gamma.
No no, they turn others into magical girls, or something like that. There was a lot of yelling. No one really explained it.
I don't care what you become as long as you become my slave and your chest is flat!
Ene
But I am already someone's s-friend ... I'm sorry but you will have to just settle for friendship.
No offense Laharl, but that sounds PREEEEETTY gay
*skateboards in* Laharl's a cool guy, high five.
No u
No...... Wait, no. I'm not getting baited into this.
Ene
Snake-chan is gay since I the first girl he ever made friends withm
As long as Snake-chan is happy, then good for him.
Being gay is illegal
Ene
Aww thank you Gamma. Snake-chan says he may pay a visit later since your so nice. Yay a all my friends are getting along!
Welp Laharl, guess you're under arrest or whatever.
STOP. SAYING. POSITIVE. THINGS!
Also awesome, thanks Ene. Some drunk guy interrupted us last time.
Ene
But I'm a naturally nice person cool demon guy. Should I really try to be evil?
YES BE AS EVIL AS POSSIBLE!
I'm kinda working on it Laharl. I hope you don't mind if some things explode in the process.
Evil? Did somebody call for me?
Ene
I'll try to be evil! Umm just need some more advice from snake-chan.
YES EVIL! ALLOW ME TO EMBRACE YOU!
Trying to hug a dude? Sounds preeeeetty gay.
I hate hugs.
Nexus law: Call me gay again and i'll pound your face!
Well, I haven't called you gay yet so I guess that means I'm exempt. Wonderful
Well, since I'm made up of everyone's evil I don't think it's be accurate to simply call me a guy either. I'm made up of female evil as well though I do often take the form of male figures just for convince sake. However in actuality calling me an it or them would be more accurate since I am not human but simply made up from the darker side of human souls.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
How would you say it again? No, U
Told you, I'm the most evil thing in existence.
NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U
Are you Nyarly? Maybe we should meet up some time. Have some tea. It could be lovely
FOOL! THE MOST EVIL THING IN EXSISTENCE IS ME! LAHARL! THE LEGENDARY OVERLORD!
Or it could be wretched and in that case, I'm in.
Didn't know evil overlords worked with angels.
to be fair, every angel I've seen has been kiiiinda a prick
Oh, then you'll be happy to know this angel was a innocent little girl.
FOOOOOOOOOOL! THAT WHORE IS JUST SERVING AS MY TICKET INTO CELESTIA SO I CAN EVENTUALLY TAKE IT OVER AND MAKE EVERYONE THERE MY SLAVE!
honestly, little girls are starting to scare me. First there was Homura, then Lucifer, then that Aergia chick, no idea what happened there, I dunno, they just tend to be quite violent once you get to know them
Don't even get me started on the whole overlord thing. Why would you want to tale over the world when you can just destroy everything and cause chaos and disorder. Politics are for fools, true evil stems from pure destruction.
YEAH WELL I HAVEN'T BRUSHED MY TEETH FOR 700 YEARS SO BEAT THAT
I would, but I don't even have any teeth. All my teeth are the heads of immoral souls that scream everytime I bite down.
So, technically speaking, he hasn't brushed his teeth since, at least, the dawn of humanity.
Yeah, well how about a little contest to see who's more evil? Whoever kills God first wins!
Which God?
The Celestian one, Nigga
You say thay, but there's at least e different iterations of a celestial God here.
*three
Well, FUCK. I'm gonna go ask that angel bitch where I can find a celestian god, then.
just walk around long enough, it probably won't take very long for you to find a god.
I do what I want. And, why wait for a god to come to me when I have my own connection to one?
Because, pulling connections takes more effort than walking for two minutes. Which is my personal bet on how long it'll take
I do what I want
*she skateboards back in, pokes Laharl, then leaves*
I wish you only the best luck on your quest.
designed*