Leblanc XV: Continuing A Legend

I knew this would come.... *Chuckles*

Y-you heard me! I like you OK!?

i am going to faint *faints*

W-whats wrong? *pokes him, trying to wake him uo*

*enters and sits on a booth while humming a song*

Naby, could you help me out here? I told sanoba I had a crush on him and he just fainted....

A question knocked him out.... *Sighs*

I told him I had a crush on him. Why, is that bad?

If it's you, then yeah.....

*Sigh* you really dont even know..

I know he's a robot, but I'm sure he can feel love!

*sigh* this is his first time ever hearing someone say they have a crush on him

"...I bet he fainted due to sheer happiness, or due to sheer shock."

*sigh and drinks some beer*

Robots can't faint....

So that means...... He does like me!

Don't be so happy, he has to tell you first.

I know, but as of now, I'm sure of it! *sighs happily* We'll be so happy together! And if anyone tries to hurt him, I'll burn them to ashes!

*whispers to the others* is she a yandere

*Whispers back* Totally....

*her fox ears wiggle* I'm not a yandere, I just wanna protect him!

*sigh* what if someone else loves him

"Pfft, I doubt she's yandere, she doesn't seem batshit crazy."

......I haven't really thought if that. But I like him so much, I think he'll definatley choose me!

All you can do is hope....

"Based on what the others are saying, you have no competition."

OOC: And this is how Yandere simulator happened on Phansite.

but what if he picks the other person

........Havent thought of that either. Hmm......

Ooc: Hey, at least she doesn't have debug mode and also it's good it's not lovesick amirite

*thinks "... oh god..."*

Well, like she said, I have no competition. He's mine!

*is worryed about sanoba's safety now*

*hugs sanoba fainted body, nuzzling him*

uhhhh... that is creepy

*heart eyes while hugging him*

((Yeah, good thing it's not lovesick mode.))

"Should I wake Sanoba somehow?"

*picks him up, bridal style, still heart eyes*

i think we should save him

*hugs sanoba* I'll protect you no matter what sanshine. Ooc: puns. They're fun.

yep, shes a yandere... she is 100% a yandere

((And they are so punny! They are puntastic!)) "Also, you do whatever plan you have."

*spins him around. OK I'm starting to get freaked out, and I'm the narrirator.*

((Then maybe, nows the time to STOP))

OOC: yea, i think she is now a yandere

*puts him down on the booth and smiles, creepily* Ooc: it's supposed to be a mix of tsundere and tsundere

((An immortal yandere, at that.))

Ooc: yandere and tsundere

*snaps out of it* Huh? What was I doing?

W-what!? I-I don't care about sanoba at all you baka! *shes blushing. Yeah she's reverted to being a tsundere*

uhhh.. you said earlier that you told him that you had a crush on him

N-No I didn't! *yep, full tsundere*

"...Well you just went a full 180."

"Just a moment ago you were hugging his unconsious body with heart eyes."

*her face is just completely flushed* S-so what if I have a crush on him!?

... *Sigh, gets up and leaves*

*sighs* When will he wake up?.....

*wakes up and looks at ina*

*higs sanoba* s-so you never answered my question.... Do you like me?

*pokes sanoba* Hey! Are you in there?

uhh.. *is blushing not knowing what to say*

Ahh, that's better. *hugs sanoba*

*is still blushing, not knowing what to say*

*looks at sanoba with a cute face* What's wrong?

*blushes even more* uh... uhhh... *is now hoping that ina does not have any hypnosis powers*

Is something wrong? *pokes sanobas face*

*tries to get away from ina*

*moves closer* D-do you not like me? But I like you alot... *hugs sanoba*

Don't be scared, I can sense fear. I just wanna be with you... *keeps hugging sanoba. I don't think she'll be giving up soon, but what do I know, I'm just a narrirator*

*is even more scared now... thinks "great now im back to begin scared like i was in my past"*

S-sanoba...... I...... I love you sanoba!....

*thinks "please dont have any hypnosis powers or items"*

I.... I don't care if we're different..... I just wanna be with you......please......

*sanoba soon tries to get out of here*

N-no! Please don't go...... *puts a pair of fake fox ears on sanoba that makes him like fox gidls*

ikebu, please help me...

*is crying on the inside*

*hugs sanoba* I care about you........ I love you.....

*Inari Okami grabs Sanoba and takes him behind the counter*

*appears in front of sanoba* Please..... Please be with me.......

i dont think shes going to stop until she has me

Can you make clones?

*Kade wakes up, having fallen asleep in one of the chairs* Is... the tsundere going full crazy girl?

*Enters* What did I miss this time?

Tsundere Fox is going nuts over this guy. Now then... *He taps Ina's shoulder* He ain't interested. Just let it go, or it'll just let you down.

Oh, nothing new, then... *Sits at a booth*

*cries a bit* W-why Don't you love me sanoba?....

Because he doesn't. Even if he did, he wouldn't live long enough to stay with an immortal like you. *He waves a hand dismissively* Relationships like this are pointless. You'll just get hurt in the end.

*just kinda cries in the corner*

*Kade looks at Ina for a moment, then sits down, flipping his COMP open* Let's see... If I move this around...

Aincrad walks in and is about to flop onto a table when he sees Ina crying. "So does anybody want to explain why she's crying?"

Well, just 'cause he's not interested doesn't mean you can't be friends... right?

Basically, Sanoba's not interested...

Aaand they're down. Someone mind picking them up? I'm kinda busy. *A few more buttons are pressed*

She's crying 'cause of the cold, hard reality of rejection.

Long story short Ain, my friend had a crush. A major one. But he wasn't interested.

*enters the leblanc* i have not been here for awhile

Aincrad nods and walks over patting Ina on the head. "You'll find someone else, I promise. In the meantime have ice cream. It heals all wounds."

*gives ina some chocolate ice cream* There ya go bud.

*devouers the ice cream* I feel better already. Huh.

(Stop feeding yourself Bona.)

*sigh and sits down on a booth*

(... I don't think that was as funny as I thought it was.)

Ooc: hey might as well

(Ina, just ignore me. I'm done trying to be funny.)

*hugs bona* T-thank you....

WOAH, that was sudden. It's OK bud. *pats ina on the head*

*Wakes up* What happened?

*Teddie enters.* Hey what's happening here in this rebuilt-too-many-times-to-count cafe?

Drama as always, Teddie.

Oh boy, more drama, can't wait to record it and laugh about it later.

I believe you missed a part you would have liked, Teddie...

*jolts awake* IT WASN'T ME!! Oh. Hi, guys.

Whoa! Oh, uh... H-Hi Ruby...

*looks at ruby* uhhh...hello?

*Waves like nothing happened* Hi Ruby.

*I sit in a corner booth still*

*waves at Hisato* Hello!

*looks at the other ruby* what the hell... are these two twins?

I'm not surprised....

One of them's from an alternate universe... Or both, I dunno...

I'm the original still and will be

No, we aren't twins. We're the same person, but like from different planes of reality, I think... I dunno, Ozpin explained really weirdly.

*his cat ears wiggle a bit*

*looks at Bona's ears* Ooh, kitty faunus!

*Shoots self with evoker summoning izanagi picaro*

I guess you could call me that. *nervous laugh*

And here it goes, Teddie get your camera.

*pokes Hisato's cheek* Poke.

*Izanagi picaro aims it's spear*

*Chuckles at Ruby* Just like Yang....

*Approaches Lee* There's plenty more of that here, so prepare yourself...

can anyone tell me what the hell is that thing!

But I'm cuter! *smiles*

Other me I need to talk to you now

Huh? Okay, other me.

Well, you aren't wrong about that ruby 2. *nervous laugh count: 2*

Your me right? But how did you get here?

*sighs and shakes my head*

I dunno, other me. After Uncle Qrow was hurt by that scorpion faunus and we arrived in Haven, I just ended up here.

does anyone have any weapons i can use

*Throws him a gun* You can have it.

A part i would have liked? Did it involve crying?

*Throws him a gun* You can have it.

I ended up here after the fall *Izanagi picaro glares following the direction I look*

thanks *puts the gun away*

Huh. Alternate universes or timelines then, I guess?

Oh, i should have came here earlier then.

Yeah so does that mean we're twins now?

I dunno. It's kinda weird.

*sigh* this is going to get confusing

No, it would mean that you guys are more or less the same person. Timelines are quite a weird thing.

*The Twins arrive* Both: Did someone say twins? Becasuse we're twins. And we're awesome. So, hi.

Timelines are really weird.....

They are...ITS SO CONFUSING!

My brain hurts from trying to figure out their logic...!

Trust me, I know how confusing timelines are.

*suddenly, kyu is next to both rubys. Or rubies. I don't even know anymore* Ina: I think kyu is trying to say hi.

can i get some coffee

Wah.. *flops in a booth* Hi, Kyu...

I know i come from a slightly different timeline, i can't seem to remember the changes though.

OOC:Me or the other?

*looks at Hisato* Hi.

Hehe.. So, what's up?

*goes on Bonas shoulders* Carry me. It makes me feel better.

Alright, fine. *poofs and is near the table where ruby 1 and 2 are*

Yeah, not much for me, either... *plays with her hood* Kinda bored.

*gets up and leaves*

*comes out of out a portal*

*The Twins sit down, pouting* Braza: Blanked Irona: Guess no-one likes us anymore Both: Aww.

Foxpeople exist too? Ugh, the Nexus needs to be more strict on who it takes in.

*Pokes Ruby's cheek* Gotcha.

*sighs and gives the twins some blankets*

*Looks at @Ruby_Rose* And how are you?

Alright I guess hisato..

your welcome *sighs and sits down near where the twins are*

*pokes Hisato back* Poke.

*Pokes Hisato again with a smile* Hehe.

Poke queen! *Laughs*

*I modify my crescent rose*

*laughs, poking Hisato again* You're cool.

*looks around the room*

I know. *Pokes again*

*pokes back* You're kinda cute, too.

Thanks.... *Smiles at Ruby*

*smiles at Hisato and boops him* Boop.

*pokes both ruby and hisato*

You switched to boops. Alright. *Boops her*

*giggles, booping him again*

*boops ruby 1 and 2*

*I slowly feel like I'm not needed anymore and hide my face with my hood*

*boops ruby 1 again*

*The Twins watch everyone poking eachother* Both: Such pokes. Why?

*boops him more* Boop!

*I boop bona back* boop

*boops ruby 1 again* Boop!

A tough opponent. *Boops her*

*I keep booping bona back* Boop!

Why are you poking eachother, i don't seem to understand.

*looks at the twins* i dont even know