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Or maybe he is that mad. *Latus smirks before throwing another set of three knives*
*Dodgesi
*faints*
*She waves back at Bona.* I've been contemplating my life for days. Help me.
*enters and goes to bona*
Aincrad walks in and flops onto the nearest free booth's table and sighs. "For some reason I am inexplicably depressed right now. And I don't know why."
Ain? ...Did anything happen?
*Latus throws one knife directly at Ikebu before trick shotting two more towards him from the sides.*
Hey sami. Sup?
*boops Hisato* Hehe~
*Dodges all of them and smirks* i know every trick in the book
*Boops back*
"I have no clue Rom. I just scarred a robot for life so I should be fairly happy. And yet nothing. How odd." (Ship sinking noises can be heard in the background.)
*giggles and boops him again*
I've been depressed for a week now, I think. I can't even remember.
...And judging by the noises outside, its scarred life may be cut short...
Also, is remorce the word you're looking for?
*Lays his head on Ruby's lap then falls asleep*
*Sigh* there might be a way to bring naho back but someone has to take her place
*Latus throws a trio of knives forward and trick shotting a trio to both sides*
*smiles, running her hand through Hisato's hair*
*has starry eyes* R-really!?
"Well Zero should be fine. He was still alive last time I checked. Though you should of seen his reaction." He grins and looks up. "It was amazing."
*he enters in* Good evening everyone.
*Mumbles something*
Hm? *shrugs and continues to run her hand through Hisato's hair*
Heya Hunter. *She waves at him and stares off into space, contemplating life.*
yep... so im going to spend my last moments here
Zero? You mean that robot that plays music? ...Wait. Did you log him into 4chan?
*Dodges again*
Wait, you wanna take her place? I could always just send RoBona in. Are you sure you wanna do this sami?
"Nah I sent him on an extermination mission to eliminate a pop up that showed three naked old men doing the Macarena. Sadly we failed to eliminate it from the internet."
*he takes off his hunter jacket and a apron on* So who want some fresh brewed coffee?
You're fate is sealed. May the angels guide you to the afterlife. *Eis bows his head. Latus spins a dust knife in her hand. She pins a message reading "You're not bad" to a knife a throws it at a wall near Ikebu**
*raises her hand at Hunter's offer* Cream and five sugars!
Thanks
Uuuuuhhhh... Okay then. 'Least you didn't send him to the phansite...
well, yeah... i have to repay for all of the death, despair and all of that... so might as well give up my life for naho... my rival and my friend
Aincrad raises his eyebrow. "What's that?" (The sound of the fourth wall being broken has now been born.)
*I check my messages to see that i have none*
*As Ikebu is distracted reading the note, Latus throws one last knife at Ikebu.*
*puts his hand on samis shoulder* I respect that. That's really kind of you. I'm gonna miss ya dude.
*I send a message to ikebu of a smiley face*
*I catch the knife*
*Hamuko nervously enters Leblanc* ...
Aww thats cute~ *I reply with a heart and wink*
Ah, I love that sound... I'm pretty much used to it at this point... Anyway, don't worry about it, Ain. A bunch of awkward things happen there...
*Waves at Hamuko* Hello again, other Yuki!
*Looks at Rom* H-Hi...
(... I can probably erase you from existence you fourth wall breaker. Worked on deadpool in death battle.) He raises his eyebrow again. "Yeah I sure can imagine that. But still won't beat a place like 4chan."
*looks at Aincrad* How about Reddit's 50/50?
*gives Ruby a cup of coffee with cream and five sugar with a plate of cookies* Enjoy. *looks at Hamuko* Do I know you?
*sighs* well guess i will see you all later *stabs myself in the head with a knife*
"Damn that would've been amazing to show him!" He slaps his head. "I'll remember that Ruby, thanks!"
*Sits at a booth in the back*
*Quietly enters the cafe and looks around. Cue awkwardness*
*Looks at Hunter* N-No...
*gives a thumbs up to Aincrad* No problem, friend! *shoves an entire cookie in her mouth*
Aincrad looks up and waves at Setsuna. "Heya Setsuna, how are you doing?"
*Latus is taken aback before smiling and clapping, praising Ikebu's efforts* Seems like you made a friend.
It wont work *Smirks at Latus*
Thank you
*waves at setsuna before looking at sami* So long I guess....
He thumbs up Ruby back and tosses her a white chocolate cookie. "These are better, trust the Hazel."
OOC: and no one cares that there's a dead body here
Hello, Aincrad-san, Bona-kun... I feel better. *Smiles gently*
*Waves at Setsuna* Hi, Setsuna... *Turns to Ruby* By the way, you can have these cookies back, if you want...
Thanks! *noms on the cookie*
You do? That's great. *smiles at setsuna warmly*
*looks at Rom* No, it's okay. Keep 'em.
*I drink some sake*
Aincrad smiles warmly. "That's good to hear, care to sit down?" He motions to the seats beside him in the booth while he is still face first on the table.
*enters* ... does anyone know why im alive
Wonder where everybody else is..
*looks at Naho* ...nope. Cookie? *offers Naho a cookie*
..... *Awkwardly stays quiet*
Naho! You're back! *hugs her really tightly*
He grins and stands up stretching. "Well there goes my back. Ugh that probably isn't healthy at all." He yawns and sits down. "So what have you been up to Setsuna?"
You shouldn't be alive. The dead should stay dead. Care to fix this problem, Latus? *Latus prepares to throw a dust knife at Naho*
*Kage snaps back into reality.* .... I did it again. Great. *She sighs and waves at Setsuna.* Hello, don't believe I've met ya before.
*takes the cookie* thanks ruby... hey bona and.... hey person who killed me
*I send a message to ikebu saying "Did anything happen lately?"*
*Still sitting down in the booth* ...
*I reply back with "nope"*
Um... Just adjusting... ...And someone I killed is somehow alive... *Bows politely to Kageomi* Hello... My name is Setsuna Aizawa... I'm an N- um... A student. In my second year...
Um... Hello, person I killed...
wolf: *break the wall and hugs naho* your alive! sanoba: *wakes up* w-what ... *looks around* holy shit shes alive
*Turns to Hamuko* So, how are you?
Knew it
Well the thing is, sami wanted to say sorry for giving you, wolf, and sanoba all that trouble, so he died and took your place. But you're back and that's all that matters! *gently kisses nahos nose*
Well Minato isnt here so Captain Kitsune is leading tonight
*Latus throws a knife at Naho*
Setsuna. That's a nice name ya got. I'm Kage, so nice to meetcha. *Kage kindly smiles, then pulls out a knife and stares at it blankly.*
*smiles at Naho and Bona* Aww~
oh *blushes* wolf: *takes out a sword and is looking that @Setsuna_Aizawa with a death stare* sanoba: *goes to sleep*
Sorry there ma'am... I you look similar to some one.
*uses my sword to block the knife*
*notices the knife, and in the knick of time, slices it and knocks it out of the air using the blood moon*
*Looks at Ikebu* Leading what?
You have no idea how much I missed you.... Yang will be so happy to hear this! *his tail gently pets naho*
Exploration during the dark hour, of course
*sips her coffee*
*Seeing Bona knock out the knife from her hands, Kage stares at him.* Why did you do that?
Either that or i finally face Sho
*Her eyes widen* T-The Dark Hour?!
*eats the cookie*
Ooc: that was directed at @The_Prophet lol
That's right... The dark hour exists here...
*Latus winds up to throw another one. Eis stops her.* Another time. We have more pressing issues to deal with tonight. *Latus reluctantly unforms her knife.*
OOC: *sigh* Mkay. Just ignore that then.
So it's back after all...
*kisses naho again* This time I'll try my absolute best to protect you cuz I love you. *hugs naho*
*Looks at Wolf's sword and looks away emotionlessly* ...Do it then.
Actually I'm putting Rom in charge! Gonna hunt down Sho
Wolf, don't. She's trying to make up for her past. *glares at wolf*
No, I'll be in charge, as the field leader of SEES.
Steps in front of Setsuna. "She's changed. You will leave her alone."
s-S.E.E.S.? As in... the official one?
*wolf notices two buttons and ones says spare her. and the other one says kill her... by the way no one else can see it*
*boops Setsuna* Hi!
*Grabs Weapons and the Red Evoker*
Yeah... so is that blue haired guy over there. *Points to the asleep Minato*
Wait, Ikebu!
*stops hugging naho and gives her a blank persona card* Here, I wanted you to have this. That way you can protect yourself when I'm not around.
I see... If that is the case... *Rom lifts up his usual armband to show his S.E.E.S. armband* ...then I trust you.
wolf: if you kill anyone else @Setsuna_Aizawa then i will kill you *puts the sword away* *takes the blank persona card*
Ok, it's settled then..
Are you sure that fighting Sho alone is the best option? You basically died last time...
*Kage "writes" letters onto the table with the knife.*
Come on, crush it! I wanna see what persona you have!
I have to redeem my last life
Eh...? *Blushes in confusion as she is booped* I-Is this something people usually do...? ...It doesn't matter whether you kill me or not... I still don't know what it means to live a fulfilled life, so I'm not scared of dying...
*places a cookie on Ikebu's head*
Your last life? *Rom tenses up for a second* That doesn't mean you have to do it alone!
*Smiles and eats cookie* thanks Ruby
Rom, its just me and him... a fair bout
*smiles at Ikebu* No problem! *boops Setsuna again*
Well, we must go. We have a job to do tonight. Maybe we'll cross paths, who knows? Farewell. *Eis and Latus leave Leblanc*
well *crushes the card*
*Kage pokes her arm with the knife. She doesn't seem to care about any wounds that could come from this.*
*takes a deep breath* I guess there's no changing your mind, eh? I understand... *Rom throws a small phone at Ikebu* If you need help, use it...
*Catches the phone and walks outside* got it
*starts stacking cookies on Bona's head*
......ruby, why are you stacking cookies on my head?
....because I feel like it? *continues stacking cookies on Bona's head*
*She cuts her wrist, allowing blood to drip onto the table of the booth.* .... This kinda feels nice.
*She looks at the asleep Minato blushing a bit*
*looks at Kageomi* Wrists are for bracelets. Not cutting. *goes back to stacking cookies on Bona's head*
*they are.... Somehow balancing? Also Bona puts a pair of fake cat ears on naho*
*Calls Rom* He's not appearing..
*soon naho's persona apperad which looks like a ninja with navy blue ninja outfit, the sword on the back, and a piece of rope going around the waist, on the rope is a bunch of ninja equipment*
*stands on a chair so the cookie stack gets higher*
*appears not apperad
*starry eyes* Wow! So cool! *hugs naho, somehow STILL balancing the cookies*
*Responds to Ikebu* That's weird... Be careful anyway.
Who's going to the Dark Hour tonight?
*wobbles on the chair a little bit but continues to stack the cookies on Bona's head*
*Fuuma suddenly appears, kicking Naho's persona* Fuuma: Suck it, Hattori.
Me! Oh, naho, you wanna come too? You can test out your new persona!
ok, can you please stop with the hugging bona
Alright
and well sure... *naho's persona kicks back*
*Turns to Hamuko* Me...
*Snaps back into reality* What Happened??
*to top the whole cookie tower on Bona's head, a hot dog is placed on the final cookie* ...because I ran out of cookies.
Alright, anyone besides, er Rom was it?
*Fuuma dodges and grabs Naho's persona's leg*
Fine. I just missed you so much! *nuzzles naho then stops hugging her* But yeah, wanna go to the dark hour to test out that persona of yours?
Yup. J-Just making sure...
So ikebu anything new Happened for you? Lately?
*naho's persona soon vanishes* *nods*
*Looks at Ruby* Red hood, are you going?
Alright! *looks at hamuko* Mark us two down! You
Yeah I am
*Fuuma looks shocked. The confused. Then really angry* Fuuma: Fuck you, Hattori. Get back here you coward!
Alright, let's go... *Leaves the cafe*
*pinkish purple wings appear on his back and he flies out of the cafe*
*I leave the Cafe*
*His eyes turn serious* Let's go... *Leaves*
Fuuma: Curse that Hattori. I will get him back for this Cobalt: I don't think it was Hanzo Fuuma: Then why would I be so angry at him? *The two vanish*
.....well, other me is going, but I'll just stay here.
thats my persona, dumb face
*Kage leaves, small drops of blood landing on the floor as she does.*
*leaves*
*walks out of the kitchen with a baked cookie cake* Where did everyone go?
*shrugs and reads a weapon magazine while eating a cookie*
*naho's persona enters with naho and puts naho on a booth*
*a clona walks in and sits next to naho*
*I burst into rose pedals appearing on the floor of the café looking weak*
*naho's persona soon gave ruby a cookie*
*I take the cookie and eat it in one bite*
*Gets off of her motorcycle outside, and walks in*
*the real bona walks in*
*Walks in, panting*
*naho's person smiles and sat down next to naho. well the persona sat on the ground next to naho*
Oh, that reminds me. *g8ves everyone in Leblanc fake cat ears*
I-I don't need them Bona...
Uuuhh... Thank you, but no thank you...
I just wanted to show off a cool invention I made. I'm not saying keep them, it's just something cool I made.
*naho's persona puts the fake cat ears on naho*
I'm going to sleep, goodnight team... *Sleeps in the booth seat across from Minato*
Oh god... *Rom is tensing up as he taps his phone* Ikebu, are you okay?!
S-See you, Y-Yuki...
*Inari Okami carries an unconsious Ikebu on his back*
Oh, OK. Press the button. Right here. *points to a smol red button on the side of the fake cat ears*
*Rom checks Ikebu's pulse and sighs of relief* Oh, t-thank goodness... He's alive...
*Presses a button on one of the ears*
*i slowly wake up* i survived didnt i?
Okay, now take them off.
Yeah... you did. You sure... Sho-ed him...
Bona, they weren't on to begin with... *Rom is holding on to them in his hand*
OK, put them on, wait a few seconds, them take them off.
*Smiles*
*naho's persona press the button of the fake cat ears that is on naho and tries to take them off*
*I get in the cafe tired from Tartarus*
*Puts them on for a few seconds, and then takes them off* I'm bracing myself...
*when the fake cat ears are taken off, they are replaced with real cat ears* Tada! Introducing, my insta neko device! Or, the IND, for short.
*I send Rom a message saying "If Weiss comes in, tease her for me" and fall Asleep* OOC:Going to sleep
Ugh... This is not comfortable... Now I have 20 20 20 20 hearing... How do I reverse it?
*Looks at his phone* Heh... I see... *Takes back the small phone*
You just plop the fake cat ears on the real ones, press the button again, wait a bit, then baboom.
Whew... *Rom puts the fake ears back on, presses the button, and waits again*
*naho's persona puts it back on naho and press the button and takes it off*
*nahos cat ears are gone as easily as they appeared*
So... what now?
Is everyone alive?
*naho's persona gave ruby a thumbs up*
Yep. *gives ruby a pair of fake cat ears*
Yup... Are you okay? Where were you?
I'm fine...Some man wanted me to get rid of my evoker...
A man? Was he hostile?
I don't know...he knew about persona's...
What if he had one? Most people are supposed to be in coffins during the dark hour, except for people with personas, right?
I think...
*hugs naho while she is asleep*
I'm pretty exhausted, so I gotta go... *waves at the group and leaves*
*waves at rom*
*jolts awake* HOLY SEA MONKEYS!! Uhh... Hi?
*naho's person looks at the other ruby*
*waves at ruby 2* Hey, wanna test out a thing I invented?
*persona
Uhh, sure, Bona...
*gives ruby 2 a pair of fake cat ears* Put them on, push the button on the side, them take them off.
O-kaaay? *puts the cat ears on then pushes the button, then takes them off* ....so, what was the point of that..?
*suddenly, some fluffy cat ears appear on ruby 2s head* That was the point.
*feels the ears* Wha--? *looks at her reflection in her scroll camera* I'm a cat faunus now?!
Introducing, my insta-neko device! Aka, the IND.
*naho's persona tells ruby without saying anything that if she puts them back on and press the button, the cat ears will go away*
*keeps feeling the cat ears* This is so weird...! *her ears twitch* Ah! Weird!
It's not that bad. Plus, you can just take them off if ya want.
*soon naho's persona begins to pet ruby*
....you know, Bona... I have mixed emotions about this.. *she puts the IND back on, pushes the button and removes them, her cat ears going away*
You can keep it if you want. *thinks "should probably make one for the tail too..."*
*naho's persona soon vanishes as soon as naho wakes up*
Uh, no thanks... That's fine..
*looks around the room*
*looks back at her weapon magazine, humming* It's my party and I cry if I want to....
*looks at ruby and gives her a cookie**
*smiles at Naho* Thanks. *she shoves the entire cookie in her mouth* Yummy~
*curls up in her cloak, dozing off*
*smiles* i dont know why but once i get some. i always find more of it in my clothes *throws 20 cookies on a plate and puts a glass of milk next to it*
*sits next to naho and smiles cutely at her* I'm glad you're back..... *hugs naho*
yeah... you do know that sami's body is still there
Oh, yeah. What do we do about that? But either way, I'll still always be yours and yours alone! *kisses naho and giggles a bit*
well we could get the body out of here...
I know. I'm saying where do we put it?
just teleport it somewhere
K. *teleports it into a random graveyard*
*sighs and hides in a box to fall asleep*
*turns chibi, goes in the box, and kisses her* Good night hon. *eventually falls asleep next to her*
Skyla decides to poke Bona. "Boop. Boop. I'm now your living alarm clock. It's 10:25. Wake up."
"...Come on. It's 10:30 now. Wake up!"
"And 10:35."
"10:41, I missed 10:40."
"10:57, I missed 10:45, 10:50 and 10:55."
"11:00am! WAKE UP!"
So this is the sauna... well I probably won't go in there ever. *She walks off*
Sam
11:15 in the big brother house. Everyone is still out cold because they run off the wrong clock *Sam is working on his arm*
"Hey! Some other people are awake at 11:15ish am! Sensible people!"
Sam
I ain't usually a morning person, but I make an exception for this place. It's nice and quiet in the mornings.
"...This is pretty much nearly midday tbh."
Sam
Eh. I count it. As long as it's quiet, I don't really care.
"Ok."
*Mina teleports behind spec and hugs her* Hiya!
Sam
Glad you understand *Sam continues work on his arm.*
"..! Hi Mina."
What's going on?
"Most people are asleep at midday."
So it would seem...
NICE SAUNA GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY MANLY SPEEDO
"...That's... loud."
REAL MEN TALK LIKE MEN YOU'RE JUST NOT ON MY FITNESS LEVEL
AAA....even I can only take so much....
Spec....do anything cool recently?
"No, not really tbh." "Also, can you stop yelling! I'm not even a man!"
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