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Yeah....
Hey Ruby.
Are... you okay, Ruby?
Hi, Hisato. *plops in a booth* Oof..
....Beowolves........
*Looks at Ruby* What happened?
*Sits next to Ruby*
Hi Ruby
*looks at Yuki* Beowolves. A while pack of them.... Oh, hi Ikebu
You look tired.
Are you hurt?
I'm very tired, Hisato.... *lays her head on his shoulder* it was exhausting....
*Synco and Pathic walk in, Synco instantly taking Pathic's phone and sitting down, not even saying hello.* "Jesus, she's too attached to that now... Oh, and hello everyone."
Not really, Yuki.... Though my aura took quite a beating...
Thats cute
*Looks at Pathic and Synco* Hello..
*Pats Ruby's head* Rest....
Hey you two. *casts diarahan on ruby*
*blushes, yawning* O-Okay... *starts to doze off*
Good....
"Good to see people are acknowledging us still. Don't mind Sync, she's way into reading right now." *Pathic points Synco, who is scrolling rapidly on Pathic's phone to read.*
Anyway, look what I got back from those Kirijo asshats... *Pulls out an evoker*
*stirs slightly in her sleep*
She's cute.. *Smiles*
*Drinks soda*
"Someone help Synco, please." *Meanwhile, Synco's been in the corner of her booth giggling uncontrollably.*
Ikebu, want some beer?
Eh not now
Alright.
*twitches slightly in her sleep, mumbling*
*Walks over to Synco* Synco, can you get off of the phone?
*Walks to Synco* Uh, everything okay?
Handle it Minato. *Walks back to Ruby*
ohmygodthey'resocutetogethercausehe'ssmolandjulien'stallandmusclyohmygodahahahaha... *She drops the phone on the table and grabs a panda pillow, stuffing her face into it. Pathic sighs and walks out. Synco continues to giggle and mumble too fast to understand her.*
*twitches and stirs slightly, mumbling in her sleep* ...mom.....
*Looks at Ruby* .....
... *Slowly reaches for the phone*
Synco's acting more human
*curls up in her cloak* ...mommy, don't go.....
Like your friend, Minato....
*Holds her hand* .....
*jolts awake* MOM! *looks around* ...oh, it...it was just a bad dream.....
Are you okay? *Still holding her hand*
*She grabs the phone before Minato can take it, and continues to read whatever it was.* Hehehehe, this is so cute!!!
Are you okay? *Still holding her hand*
*looks at Hisato, wiping a few tears* Y-Yeah... I'm.... I'm okay....
*Hugs her* It was about her?
Damn...
*just looking*
*looks down* Yeah.... She....left on a mission and never came back.....
Yang told me.....
*She drops the phone on the table again and hugs the panda pillow again, gripping tightly.* So cute, so cute...
*Sits next to Synco just in case she puts the phone down again*
*looks at Hisato* Really? Oh...
*Quickly reaches for the phone*
It's okay....
*Synco doesn't notice Minato took the phone until a few seconds. She reaches for the phone after noticing.* Noo!! I haven't finished it 10 times yet!
*checks messages* nothing
*Wakes up*
Hey Pika
Yeah, it's okay.... *leans into Hisato*
Hey nerds.
*Yawns*
Ooc: I was eating dinner. Ic: Synco, how long were you on the phone for? *Flipping the phone in the air*
*looks at her scroll*
Like... 2 hours reading the same 10 chapters. I dunno, I didn't keep track of time, only cuteness.
*Texts Katt "you there?"*
*Pulls out scroll* Bet you nerds didn't know I had one of these? *Texts Ikebu* Don't ask me how I got into your dm's.
*Facepalms* Godammit, Pika...
What were you reading anyway? *He then spins the phone on his index finger*
*Hacks into Ozpin's scroll* So these were the pictures he was talking about...
AWebtoonAboutCuteHomosexualMenAndTheirCuteLife. *Synco spoke at an intelligible speed. Unless you read this, then you understood.*
What did you say?
*tilts head*
....huh?
*Grabs recording and slows down* I'm scarred for life.
.....I'm kind of confused, but okay.... *curls up in her cloak*
None of you want to know what the recording says. *Deletes recording*
*sighs*
...Right.
Ooc: I forgot about the Phansite...
*Synco grabs the panda pillow and shuffles to the corner of her booth.* I need to read it again.
No. Please don't. *Shivers*
*sighs, looking at her scroll*
*boops Ikebu* Boop.
*Boops Ruby* Boop~
*Hands Synco the phone*
*Boops Ikebu again* Boop!
*Synco grabs it instantly and continues reading.* I've seen this 9 times already and I'm not stopping.
*Boops Ruby back* Boop
*Boop attack!* *Boops all people in the room*
*giggles and boops Ikebu once again* Boop~
Oh, god! Not this again! *Boops Pika's Boop*
*Boops Ruby again* Boop~
*boops Ikebu again* Hehe!
*The Twins enter.* Braza: Oh dear Irona: Aren't we supposed to be the kids? Both: What's with the booping?
*naho's persona looks at the twins*
*boops Ruby again*
Minato, what do you wanna do?
*keeps booping Ikebu*
*Synco walks out rapidly scrolling to read.*
*keeps Booping*
*Grabs a baseball bat and "boops" Ikebu's nose*
*The Twins look at Naho's Persona and wave*
*Boops the baseboop bat to block it*
*naho's persona waves back, soon sitting next to them* *naho on the other hand was asleep*
*checks to see if Katt replied back*
*lays down in the booth*
*Gamma silently opens the door, and moves to the nearest available seat. Once he is settled, he takes out a broken feather and begins to examine it*
Both: So. How's everyone doing? *The Twins rock in their chair*
*Turns to the twins* It's slow as usual...
Sooo sloooww....
Gamma, doing anything interesting?
*Gamma looks up suddenly upon hearing his name* Oh.... Sorry, I'm not really doing much of anything. I suppose I'm just waiting for the tournament. *Gamma looks back down at his feather, for a moment he fits the two pieces back together, only for them to fall apart again, connected by a thin piece*
Oh cool
*naho's persona soon begins to talk and this persona's voice sounds like a female "i really need a name"*
*Looks at Gamma* Who's going to be in the tournament this time?
*Gamma shrugs, responding almost absentmindedly* No idea. Organizer never felt the need to give us a bracket or anything.
Both: Mr Kotaro says your Hanzo Hattori. He doesn't like you very much.
I have been itching for a fight lately, well, since I got this new weapon... *Pulls out his Queenbreakers Bow from his bag* https://i1.wp.com/planetdestiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/queenbreakers-bow-exotic-review-elder-cipher.png
*naho's persona says "i know, its getting on my mind!..."*
*Turns to Naho's persona* I think the name "Hattori" should be avoided...
*naho's persona "yeah"*
So...
Hey Pika, I have to tell you something...
Yes Minato?
You know that evoker that I gave you?
Yep...
Braza: If Mind Guys like you are named after figures in history... Irona: ...Then how about Kunoichi? Both: She's awesome in Samurai Warriors.
Well, hide it well, because apparently they're illegal in the Nexus...
Oh shite... *Puts invis netting over evoker in one of his many nonexistantial pockets*
Where did you even put tha- *Sigh* nevermind...
*naho's personailty "thats a good one. were both ninja, and female"*
How do you think I carry a 50 pound M60 around me all the time?
Both: We know. It's perfect!
Good point..
*naho's persona smiles and says "guess i will take it. but we will have to make another name just in case kunoichi ends up in the nexus"*
*Henderson, who apparently lived through the war a few weeks back, comes running through the are with two evokers strapped to each leg, one in each hand, four taped around his head, one in his mouth, and at least six more duct taped to random parts of his body. For some reason, no police are chasing him. Not like they could, but it's almost as if they just look like regular guns. Thankfully, Henderson has his permit.*
*Sharpens knives*
*Sigh* Why do we need a permit for summoning personas?
*The Twins think* Braza: Historical... Irona: Ninja girls... Both: Hey! That reminds us of a story Mr Kotaro told us! Mochizuki Chiyome!
*Kunoichi (naho's persona) begins to talk "ok... guess we will use her last name as my back up name... oh i just want to hug you two"*
*Gamma briefly glances around before muttering* There are no Persona summoning permits, surprisingly, but there are still gun laws
Braza: We're pretty good a names Irona: We named one of Miss Dahlia's twins as well Both: Because we're just that awesome.
*Kunoichi (naho's persona) soon begins to hug the twins*
Both: Gah! Hey!
*Holds up his stolen evoker* But this isn't a real gun...
*Kunoichi (naho's persona) says "sorry, i could not help it"*
*Puts his evoker back inside his hidden coat holster* *Sigh* It doesn't matter, because no one is getting their hands on it...
*The Twins break away from Kunoichi's hug and regain their breath* Both: Warn us next time, K?
*wakes up again*
*Kunoichi (naho's persona) says "ok... im sorry, do you two want to do something"*
*enters through a senkaimon* Hello, everyone!
Hai Rangiku
*Waves at Rangiku while typing*
*he walks out of the kitchen still wearing his apron* Hey there Rangiku.
Hello...
Both: No, we're alright, thanks.
Hello, Kuro! Hi Yuki, and Hunter!
*hands Rangiku a cup of espresso and a plate of vanilla biscottie* Enjoy the little treat.
*smiles at Hunter* Aww, thank you! You're so considerate! *sits down* The captain's been working me to death.... Everything aches..
*Kunoichi (naho's persona) looks at @RangikuMatsumoto*
Yeah. I know the feeling. Gotten devoured by mechanical freaks of nature last night.
...And this is why I stopped the all-nighters...
That doesn't seem too pleasant, Hunter.. *sighs* But it's better than having to deal with Ikkaku's tantrums.
*Falls asleep*
*The Twins look at Rangiku curiously* Both: Huh. New ladies getting the VIP treatment.
how's it going everyone giant barbie doll egg here
*add clip of woman saying "giant barbie doll egg"*
Hold you two, you're getting some as well. *hands the twins a cup of tea and vanilla biscottie*
*looks at the twins and waves* Oh, hello there!
*Has shotgun in hand when Pyro came in*
Hello lesbian.
*is just sitting there*
BOONK GANG ONLY REAL GANG! WE REACHED 1000 FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM!
Both: Hiya, new lady.
STEALS THE TWIN'S TEA AND VANILLA BISCUIT AND RUNS OUT THE DOOR. HR PROCEEDS TO THROW BOTH FOOD AND DRINK ON THE GROUND AND DANCE ON TOP OF IT. "BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT. GANG GANG."
....these are some weird newcomers, huh? *her hand is on her zanpakuto's hilt* Just in case....
*Wakes up with Glowing eyes and gets up*
*Drops in through the ceiling and detonates @Pyrocynical's car, hitting Boonk and Boonk-gang in the process. Floats back through the hole*
I am the better Boonk! I came first!
*offers the twins her biscotti*
Uhhh... I am so confused right now...
What's this? WHAT'S THIS? TWO BOONKS? HOLY SHIT, I COULD MAKE AN ASOT OUT OF THIS.
*Cocks shotgun*
"TIME TO GO SAVAGE MODE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." He stood in a goku pose and praised the sun before stealking rangiku's zanpaktou and slamming Kuro accross the face with it. He then runs out of leblanc with the sword. "BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT, GANG GANG. REMEMBER THAT SHIT. REMEMBER THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT."
Me too...
*The Twins just leave, not wanting to deal with this shit.*
Well... that happened
*comes in holding a minigun* You two aren't very American. *starts shooting both boonks with yugioh cards*
You see here, this small Café? This small café named LeBlanc? It's worse than the Emoji Movie. *insert scene from one emoji movie trailer*
*he whispers to Rangiku while he pulls out the Chikage from the scabbard* This place can get crazy sometimes to best to get use to it. Believe me. That was the same reaction.
*Walks in and plays a recorder with his nose*
.....Haineko, return to me, okay? *the Zanpakuto returns to Rangiku*
Kunoichi: what the fuck
*rubs her temples* I feel a headache coming on.....
*Stops playing the recorder with his nose* What's up B0ss? *Continues playing recorder with nose*
*gives Rangiku a cup of Chamomile tea* There you go. Something to both ease it and feel relaxed.
Kunoichi: *picks up naho and leaves*
This is the most confusing day ever.
*sips the tea* Thank you, Hunter...
It has been pretty confusing B0ss.
LeBlanc has a hit a new low
*also just walks out*
*glares at Pyro and Pink Guy* You guys get out before I call the cops.
Akira knew he should have done this sooner before things got out of hand but he misjudged. The cafe was going 22 pages strong but now it was too strong. The cringe... He could feel it seeping into other posts as numerous boonks and youtubers began to invade the cafe. Softly sighing, he walked around the cafe with a container of gas. Akira went wall to wall and doused furniture in gasoline before making his way outside of the cafe. With a stick of tnt Bona gave him, Akira proceeds to light up the stick and settled it down in the puddle of gas. Akira ran before the tnt detonated and watched leblanc be set ablaze in the distance. At last, the evil is gone. No cringe for now.
Again Rangiku, it best to deal with it and accept because it get's crazy.
*Watching, Eis prays* May the angels guide you to you're final resting pace, Leblanc and YouTube filth.
I can see that, Hunter...
*Plays a recorder in his nose as his ghosts floats into the sky from LeBlanc exploding*
*looks at Yuki* So, are you just as confused as I am?
*Rebuilds Leblanc* Rice fields are in the countryside
*he chugs a bottle of unknown glowing liquid to clear up his head* Much better. *he becomes barely visible*
*eats some biscotti* Well, if this is the most relaxation I can get in the world of the living, then I'll take it...
And I had this question since I met you. Did you die because of your occupation of Shinigami?
Rebuilt Leblanc *breathing heavily*
*walks back in* Are they gone?
What do you mean? Are you asking how I ended up at Seireitei, or...?
*a guy with white hair enters the leblanc* wow. this look like a very hopeful place to be
*pokes Yuki* Are you okay? You're awfully quiet.
Yeah like being end up in Seireitei.
*Bakura comes in, throws a teacup at Bona and leaves.*
*waves to Komaeda* Hello there. Care for a cup of tea?
Well, I don't fully remember how I ended up at Seireitei... I do remember Gin finding me, though. From that point onwards, it's history.. I can't remember how I died to end up there.
*the person soon sat down at a booth*
*Waves to Komaeda*
*looks at Komaeda and waves*
((yo not to be that guy but imma be that guy. I would recommend making a separate leblanc post since you guys rebuild leblanc. continue tradition yo.))
*komaeda waves back* guess i should introduce myself, my nagito komaega
OOC: fuck, i meant to say komaeda
Reminds me of my first time entering the Hunter's Dream. Dead but alive at the same time.
*Tim, Splat Tim enters chugging down light blue paint* Sup citizens
uhhh, who is that?
Oh crap... *gives Komaefa a cup of tea* That is an Inkling...
*pokes Yuki* Awfully quiet there... You okay?
I am Tim, Splat Tim, President Tim, Splat Tim, President of the Nexus. Nice to meet you new citizens. *He chugs more light blue paint down*
The president is here Bow down to your Nexus Donald Trump
*Bakura walks back in, throws a teacup at Bona again and sits down* Hello there
Do not ink this place, that stuff hard enough to wash off of the rugs and walls.
....yeah, how about no. *pokes Yuki again*
what... im so confused here
*looks at Bakura and waves* Hi!
*I manifest sitting across from bakura rose petals around him and me*
*he shrugs to Komaeda* This place gets crazy sometimes. And I am the sanity check...
*Tim Splat Tim finger guns at The_Hunter and winks* Gotcha! *Tim, Splat Tim proceeds to whip out his dual splatters and covers Leblanc in a glossy light blue paint* Ah, your welcome citizens! *Tim, Splat Tim chugs light blue paint down and burps* BRAAAAAAAP!
oh. well at least you people here have alot of hope
*looks at Splat Tim* Uhh, he said NOT to ink everything....
Thank you Blizzard for this light blue paint.
Hope count: 1 *Bakura throws a teacup at Komeada*
... *Doesn't even realize that he was poked*
How do you drink that ink?
*it misses komeada since luck*
*I look at Yami bakura across from where he is sitting and show a picture of sho to him* Did you see him?
Hey im back
*pokes Yuki again, getting pretty close to him* Uhh, hellooo? Anyone in there?
*he grabs the cup* No fighting in the cafe. *he points to a plaque on the wall saying "NO Fighting - Boss"*
The Red haired jokester. Indeed I did. He made a bad joke about the british. So I turned to him with a teapot and asked "Why so British?". He ran away like a bitch.
*leans closer to Yuki* ....I'm close to kissing you, are you going to stop me?
*Tim Splat Tim finger guns and winks at Rangiku* I, Tim, Splat Tim know! *Tim, Splat Tim then chugs some light blue paint* How do I drink this? Easy I Tim, Splat Tim pour it in my mouth and swallow.
that is gross
We could use Terry Crews here.
......*I aim my evoker with an agressive glare at yami* Did you see sho or not...
*Tim, Splat Tim quickly inks Rangiku and Yuki in the face* None of that lewd stuff here, thank you very much.
... A random voice from somewhere: "Orpheus has just learned Morning Star!" *Minato then snaps back to reality* *Sigh* Finally...
*Dodges the incoming ink*
*wipes the paint off* Hey, that was uncalled for! ....aw, you got it in my tea....!
*he throws his hands in the air and his dragon horns grows in frustrations* Again... why?!
*Drinks Sake*
I am so, so close to unleashing Haineko...!
You think threatening to shoot me will scare me? Are all heroes this stupid or is it just you?
*give Rangiku a bottle of Sake while he chugs a bottle of alcohol*
*Was typing the whole time, hoping to not deal with this insanity*
*Tim, Splat Tim finger guns and winks at Rangiku* I know, now drink up. *Tim, Splat Tim then looks at Yuki* Seems like we also have a new perfect dodger here as well, nice kiddo. *Tim, Splat Tim sips his light blue paint*
*I aim the evoker at myself*
*Money surrounds Leblanc, it seems to be quickly destroying the building until there's nothing left.* Anotha one. *The money seems to place an anti-insta-rebuilding spell as well.* Go buy your momma a house. *He disappears.*
*Tim, Splat Tim quickly shoots the evoker out of Ruby's hand* Suicide i not the answer citizen!
Going to shoot yourself now? Did I hurt you're feelings? Ha! Pathetic. Go ahead. I won't stop you.
*Grabs the money* Im rich
.... *she drinks some sake* I'm not drinking that tea, it has paint in it...
This'll make a great ASOT lads.
*I grab my backup evoker smiling and glaring at yami pulling the trigger and summoning fenrir*
*Looks at Splat Tim* Suicide's not the answer eh? *Shoots himself multiple times with his evoker*
what the hell is going on. i swear this is more crazy then seeing someone not in hope
*The money starts to melt Ikebu's hands.*
Well shit
.......I'm starting to hate humanity.
Nice light show. I didn't know we were playing a children's card game or I would have brought my deck and sent you straight to the shadow realm.