Long story short, a wizard did it, there's a longer, but still kinda short explanation if you need it, but the barebones is just "a wizard did it"

Which Wizard?

Last I checked their name was "Succoth-Bennoth", but it doesn't really matter.

Oh. And how did he do that?

If he's a wizard then surely the ability to teleport you to Japan is within the realm of reason, no?

I guess. But why?

I dunno, he's probably bored and thinks its funny or something

What a fiend! Where is he?!

I think he's kind of a coward or something. At least, I've never actually seen him. Just heard about him a few times.

Hmmmm... Thanks for the insight, Gamma. I totally paid for my Coffee earlier, by the way. I did.

//The skies boom as a voice speaks, causing the ground to shake and buildings to rattle.\\ Ahem. Pinky....baby....look we've been through this. Don't wake me up like that, ya dig?

HA-AH! I've finally found you!

Are you sure about that?

Frenchy baby, I'm an omnipotent voice in the sky. You haven't found shit you dig? //The voice in the sky lets out an exasperated sigh.\\

(The head would pop through a Rift and look to the Fake Cena.) AHA! I found you, you fake Cena!

*A rift opens and Aitome steps out, noticing the voice and sighing Oh boy, its Succmeoff Benocucks, are you gonna smite me again?

Will mister Cena please f*ck off from MY street? As for that "voice in the sky"... Let me tell you somethin'... Thank you. Thanks to you sending me here, I met with friends like Gamma and Tatsu, and I'm away from my shitty life. I don't have to worry about my parents or my "old friends"... Seriously, thank you.

Are you sure about that? *John Cena is not actually there.*

Hey fake Cena we should leave....and you aren't here...great. (He would Rift away.)

//The voice grows silent.\\ A mortal....thanked me? I apologize but this is rather unprecedented....huh... //Noticing Ai, the voice speaks.\\ Ah, well I would but I've realized I'm not that petty Aitome baby! Although...it would be easy to do now that Cucksuya isn't around.

Well I still haven't forgiven you for burning that hoodie you know, I suppose that doesn't matter at any rate, what do you even do exactly? I mean your supposedly a almighty god, with a stupid name like Succcuck Beenaduck.

Tch. You're making me regret turning a new leaf Aitome baby....and plus that hoodie was hot trash. I did you a favor by nuking your threads. Hmph. Ungrateful mortal.

New leaf? I mean it would help if you actually gave some context you know? Also blue hoodies are my favorite! What should I wear then Suckcock Beandins? I mean, I'm leaving the Nexus soon anyways, besides, you don't exactly have the best track record.

Hey, I'm grateful!