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ZeroBeat
Zero Plugs Himself Into The Internet
*Zero sits at a computer chair, with a laptop he functionally built himself with various metals he found and maybe illicit programs. Don't ask. He however, is extending a USB cable from a port located in his neck into the laptop, and upon establishing connection, loses sanity* Establishing connection... ..... ...... Device Registered. ..... ...... WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON!?
Bgammax
*Gamma chuckles and steps out of the shadow* Please tell me you looked up the 34th rule. Its.... Well..... Its something alright. Not necessarily something good, but something
ZeroBeat
What's up with those curves? Why is that woman acting stupid in public? What's Za Warudo? Hey crash bandicoot! Don't buy pills online kids! WHO DREW MY GIRL GUM LIKE THAT!? *Zero shifts between topics at incredulous speed.*
Shadowgear
Let's take a look at your keyboard... *Types* Google... Search... Rule... 63... Sonic... Fan-Chaaaaracters. Aaaaaand Search!
Bgammax
*Gamma blinks for a moment, looking around* I guess he's looking at.... Everything.... Some kinda robot? *Gamma finally notices the USB cable* Well, that was a stupid question..... Maybe I should stop this?
Minato_Yuki
*Minato is on his computer at home on the PM website* ...
ZeroBeat
OH GOD! YO MAN, THAT AINT COOL! OH IT HURTS! *Zero's ability to move has been disabled, poor boy*
Bgammax
I wonder if they're still alive... Or well, functioning, or whatever. I'm not good with machines. Sonic OCs can actually kill. *Gamma pokes Zero a few times, as though looking for a response*
Shadowgear
Mweheheheh... *Types something* Google Search... Vore... Pokémon X Sonic... Smut... Hardcore. I don't like robots.
ZeroBeat
*at gammas touch, Zero is kinda vibrating, whether in pain or just because he's a robot is unclear. He's still shouting though* OH GOD THEYRE SO BADLY DRAWN THIS IS EDGY AS SHIT DUDE
ZeroBeat
OH GOD WHATRE YOU DOING MAN!? THIS SHITS LOCKED IN MY MEMORY NOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH
Bgammax
*Gamma stares at the search box in horror, before averting his eyes. Two measly words escape his lips* oh no.
Minato_Yuki
*Minato walks into the scene* I saw the door open, and I decided to ente- *Looks at all of the weird stuff on the computer* ...
ZeroBeat
THIS WAS AN AWFUL IDEA, WHY DO I HAVE AUTO LOCK!? *Thanks to Zero's creators, he's at the mercy of the surrounding witnesses now*
Aishiomi
Ai walks in, holding a glass of wine. "Oh no indeed.."
Sho-Minazuki
*Sho is in cyberspace surfing the web bored*
Bgammax
*Gamma's now covering his eyes, and stepping back towards a corner of the room* Someone tell me when the horror is over. You don't have to be a robot for some of this stuff to scar you
Shadowgear
*Laughs* Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh man, I get such a boner f*cking around with robots! Phew... I hate robots.
Sho-Minazuki
*As sho walks through the digital web looking finds the deepweb*
Minato_Yuki
What the hell is going on?
Shadowgear
I'm f*cking around with a robot and it's hilarious. You can search anything wth this guy's keyboard, try it.
Bgammax
*Gamma hears Minato's question and, still covering his eyes, turns towards the sound of Minato's voice* Shadow here thinks its fun to show Zero some of the more..... Creative parts of the internet. Trust me, don't look
Minato_Yuki
Oh, let me look up something... *Typing something on the keyboard*
ZeroBeat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGG *Zero Beat yells, and the computer begins to smoke and glitch. It smells like it's about to blow. Zero Beat is overloading it to release himself from the torture!*
Sho-Minazuki
*Sho takes advantage of his presence of being in cyberspace and finds his way to YouTube*
Shadowgear
*Falls on the floor due to intense laughter* Oh man, I love this thing!
Minato_Yuki
*Pulls up a playlist on YouTube* http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y And... there.
ZeroBeat
Oh, oh what's this? What's up with this dinosaur animation man? Heh....these are cool! Hehe, hahaha! She tripped!
Shadowgear
*Types... Something... on the keyboard* I hate robots, but you know what I hate more? Happy robots.
Micah
"Um, excuse me? Can you guys stop abusing the poor robot? It makes my feel very bad.... Show them cat videos maybe..?"
Shadowgear
No. Robots should all be murdered. I hate robots. ESPECIALLY when they take human form. YOU'RE A FREAK, BLUEHAIREDEMO!
Minato_Yuki
That's black and blue haired emo to you...
ZeroBeat
High schools wack, didn't think they'd make those kids do such a bad vid though....
Shadowgear
I'm talking about the guy that married RoboWaifuAigis. The father of IAmThou. You know, THAT guy.
Micah
"At least they aren't Furbies....My one and only true enemy..."
Shadowgear
Oh, did I hear that right? *Looks up "Furbies" on his phone* ... Disgusting. You're lucky you're not a robot.
Minato_Yuki
Oh...
Micah
"I have been called one by a "friend" before, but maybe it's not that bad..."
Shadowgear
... Ok, so since you might be a robot, I have no remorse. *Shows Micah his phone*
Micah
"I'm not AFRAID of them, but I hate them so much..." *Glares @Shadowgear*
Shadowgear
Uh. Well then. Toooooo bad. So what do you find scary?
Micah
"Whhhyyyyyy?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shadowgear
Eh. Just curious.
Micah
"Okay, it's foxes, so scary...."
Shadowgear
*Phones Inari* I need your help, man.
ZeroBeat
*by installing random drivers, Zero gets out of his torture. If he could vomit, he would* Y'all are sadistic, man
Micah
"I mean I would show some messed up shit, but I'm not THAT horrible..."
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad runs in panting. "I HEARD WE WERE PLANNING TO PLUG A ROBOT INTO THE INTERNET! I WANT TO SHOW SOMETHING!"
Bgammax
I think they ended up burning his eyes. Or lack thereof anyways. Either way, you mostly missed it.
Minato_Yuki
*Looks up from the computer and looks at Aincrad* Too late Aincrad...
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad falls to the ground hands in the air and looking up. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Minato_Yuki
... *Goes back to watching the Important Videos playlist*
Bgammax
*Gamma chuckles and leans against a wall* Don't worry, there's always next time. *under his breath* If there is a next time of course.
Aincrad_Hazel
He gets up and brushes himself off. "Well I'll probably break him next time or scar him for life." He grins at Gamma and gives him a thumbs up. "It'll be awesome!"
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head, before taking out a feather and examining it* Yeah yeah, of course it will be. Have fun waiting for another chance.
Minato_Yuki
*Leaves the house*
ZeroBeat
Boy Im fine for another if that guy isn't around *points aggressively at Shadowgear* damn near corrupted me!
Shadowgear
*Laughs* I hate you non-people so much!
Aincrad_Hazel
Walks up to Zero. "Sooooooo would you be willing to go back in?"
ZeroBeat
Damn, you wonder why we turn against humans
Micah
"Aaannnnndddd..... Let's all get along!"٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶
Bgammax
*Gamma grins and looks back to Zero* so you ARE an evil robot. Good, things were getting kinda boring anyways.
ZeroBeat
@Aincrad_Hazel Not unless I got something in return, man I don't want that guy near that shit....im only at half power, trying to scrub my memory....
Micah
ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ "You are evil?!"
ZeroBeat
@Bgammax Evil? Nah nah nah, dude. I ran from that shit, I rolled with the GGs and took down my own kind. They were built the same, always wondered why they didn't come with me
Shadowgear
They all are.
Aincrad_Hazel
"I could try and upgrade your servos, tinker around, see what else I can add. And after this, erase your memory banks of this whole thing. Sound fair?" He grins and offers the USB cord to the internet.
Micah
"Wow.. um what do you hate non human stuff @Shadowgear?"
Bgammax
*Gamma shrugs and leans against a nearby wall* Worst-case I could always freeze the computer and stop the mess. Not risking too much here.
ZeroBeat
@Aincrad_Hazel *Sighs heavily, it's just a sound byte since he doesn't have a mouth or lungs* look man, if you can work computers, I need a favor. Ill jump back in, if you come around sometime and open up these locked files that are all up in my head, I need to see what they mean. Deal?
Aincrad_Hazel
He nods and his grin fades a little. "That is a little suspicious, sounds like a nice puzzle, I can see what I can do. But for now," he offers up the cord and grins slightly evilly, "here you go."
ZeroBeat
*another sigh* yup.....*Zero sits back in the chair, and plugs himself in* Registered device, connected.
Aincrad_Hazel
He jumps to the keyboard and starts typing. "So this is also a part extermination mission. There's a pop up I want gone forever, but steel your nerves before I activate it." With that he clicks onto a website. "Are you ready?"
Shadowgear
I hate everything that doesn't have skin! Like Fishes, lizards, and last but not least, ROBOTS! They don't have skin, so they must be evil! It's logical!
Micah
"Oh... Huh? Well I'm not gonna argue anyways."
ZeroBeat
Fish have guarded skin, called scales, so do lizards. I have a blue metal outer shell and under it is a polyurethane, carbon, and EVA mesh meant to resemble skin
Bgammax
Why do you have something that resembles skin as an inner layer? If the purpose is to look more... Well... Alive, shouldn't it be on the outside?
Aincrad_Hazel
He shrugs. "I guess that means yes." He clicks the webpage and the pop up and a video of old naked men doing the Macarena appears. "KILL IT WITH DIGITAL FIRE!"
Micah
"Ahhh! Oh no!"
ZeroBeat
Pops never was that right in the OH GOD WHATRE YOU DOING!?
Shadowgear
Yes! Kill it! ROBOTS DON'T DESERVE LIFE!
Aincrad_Hazel
"I TOLD YOU THIS WAS AN EXTERMINATION MISSION! KILL THE POP UP! END ITS LIFE!"
Micah
"Ahhhh! Have you been in any pirate site?!"
Shadowgear
I F*CKING LOVE YOU AINCRAD! AH AH AH AH AH!
Bgammax
*Gamma doesn't raise his voice, so he can hardly be heard over the shouting* A pop up isn't alive, as it is incapable of reproducing on its own. There're more points to be made there, but the general idea is that it is a non-living function, and therefore has no life to be ended
Aincrad_Hazel
"END ITS METAPHORICAL LIFE! ITS TOO CRUEL TO EXIST! IS THAT BETTER?!"
ZeroBeat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGG THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! *again, Zero tries a backup plan and attempts to fry the computer*
Aincrad_Hazel
"RETREAT THE POP UP IS TOO POWERFUL!!! WE NEED TO FIND ALTERNATIVE DESTRUSTIVE MEANS TO END THIS POP UP!!"
Bgammax
*Gamma looks over his feather, apparently bored* Have you tried hitting the "X" in the top-right corner of the pop up? That usually works for me.
Micah
"We could get Norton Antivirus..."
ZeroBeat
*a robotic voice emanates from zero* ERROR. ERROR. DESTROY CONNECTION. ERROR. ERROR. BEGIN TERMINATION. *Immediately, the computer starts smoking, and the process to delete System 32 begins*
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad grabs his cane and starts beating up the computer and disconnects Zero. "WHY WONT THIS AD BE DESTROYED FOREVER?!"
Bgammax
I don't understand, is that a "Yes" or a "no"? You're going to have to speak more clearly.
Micah
"Oh no, they are killing themselves!" <:0
Bgammax
*Gamma shrugs, looking back at his feather* Well, on the plus side, Aincrad's computer no longer has that pop-up. It probably never had that pop up, those are usually linked to the internet, but that's beside the point.
Aincrad_Hazel
"Oh I don't have a laptop. This is yours Gamma." He then keeps beating it up. "DIE YOU AD!"
Bgammax
When did I get a lap-..... You wouldn't happen to have found it in the hotel I've been staying at... Did you?
Aincrad_Hazel
"... maybe. Also don't ask." He slams his cane back into the laptop completely shattering it. "Victory has been achieved."
Bgammax
*Gamma finally glances at the broken remains of "his" laptop* So..... Did you ever try hitting the big "X" in the corner of the ad?
Aincrad_Hazel
"There wasn't one. Never is with that ad."
Bgammax
how about right-clicking and from there selecting "close window"?
Aincrad_Hazel
"... there was no other choice. Destruction was the only means possible..." he taps on Zero. "Robot, work."
ZeroBeat
*the computer blows up, separating the screen from the main unit. It's destroyed and Zero is free. At the