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A Drink Machine
Tucked away in a nearby alleyway, a black machine quietly hums. A stack of styrofoam cups sits beside it. The machine itself has a place to put the cup, as well as a keyboard to type both letters and numbers in.
*Sonic, running around as he's want to do, happens upon the drink machine by chance. Seeing no harm in trying it out, he approaches and takes a cup. Placing it in the spot to receive his drink, Sonic places his hand on his chin as he ponders what dink he wants.* Oh, I haven't had this in a while. Wonder if it'll be in stock. *Sonic types "Chaos Soda" and waits to see what happens.*
*A soda labeled "Chaos Soda" appears. It has a chibi version of Laharl's face on it and reads "Now owned by the Nexus Overlord!"*
*The machine hums, and a dark liquid is poured into a styrofoam cup. The fizz pours over the side, but once it clears, the cup is revealed to be perfectly full: not overflowing, yet with enough liquid to fill most of the cup*
*The machine beeps and somehow knocks away the Laharl soda*
*the literal core of the nexus takes human form and walks up to the machine* Oh, I haven't had this in a while. Wonder if it'll be in stock. *Nexus types "God Mod Soda" and waits to see what happens.* *A soda labeled "God Mod Soda" appears. It has a chibi version of Laharl's face on it!*
Well it looks safe enough... Eh I'm sure a little taste couldn't hurt... After a quick sniff. *The hedgehog picks up the cup and brings it close to his nose. He takes a whiff to see if it smells like actual Chaos Soda.*
*The Chaos Soda smells normal. It even has its signature chaotic fizz!*
*Sonic, noticing nothing strange with the smell decides to give it a taste. Putting the cup to his lips, he takes a small drink from it. About a fourth of the cups contents would be drunk before he let out a satisfied sigh.*
*The Chaos Soda is as delicious as advertised. The machine quiets down to a hum as it awaits any other inputs*
*Yu Narukami walks by, taking note of the drink machine. He looks at the peculiar machine for a bit, before typing in "TrYuth Soda"*
*A drink flows into a styrofoam cup in the same manner as before. It's a golden drink that almost sparkles despite the alley's shadows.*
*Finishing off his drink, Sonic lets out a contented sigh. Giving the Yu a sidelong glance, he shakes his head and speeds off to parts unknown.*
*Yu looks at the sparkling, golden drink with shock.... He waits for a moment, before carefully bringing out a card, and breaking it* I won't fall for a trick like that, Yuniverse. Izanagi, see the truth of that drink. *Izanagi level 2 stares at the drink for a moment, as though attempting to determine what it is made of*
ooc: Last post b4 food ic: *The drink shares the Golden essence of the Yuniverse, yet it is much more than just that. It holds the truth of all Yus, of all spinoffs... even that of Persona as a whole, and its forgotten heroes*
*Yu seems tempted by the drink for a moment, before stepping backwards* It seems the Yuniverse's influence extends to everything around here. No matter, I will not falter in my resolve. Izanagi!! ZIO *Izanagi dramatically raises his sword to the sky, as the clouds grow dark. A single bolt of lightning strikes the blade, electrifying it before Izanagi points the sword at the drink, sending lightning towards it*
*The original Yu Narukami walks by and looks at the other Yu before sprinting away.* Dammit! Not this shit again!
*The styrofoam cup bursts, sending singed styrofoam and the golden liquid everywhere. Rest in pieces.*