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Natural Conservation Act
It greatly displeases me to see all the violent self-righteous ruffians known as vigilantes to go around destroying whatever they want. What makes it even worse is that they've begun to directly harm the ecosystem and its protectors. Therefore, one must have permission, usually in the form of a warrant issued by me or Tim, Splat Tim before attempting to interact with any animal or deity on it's native land. With that being said, those who have the proper qualifications or those freely residing in the area -Such as those who don't own property or partake in any political endeavors- are exempt from this law when interaction is necessary, this does not account for invasion of the territory of said being. Violations of this law will be considered a felony and can be charged with up to 20 years imprisonment, along with a heavy fine, depending on any damage done or caused.
Hmm? What's that sound? I think I heard the sound of no one caring! *smirk*
We have a prison? Honestly never knew that. I guess its somewhat reassuring. No matter, I'm sure no one would be dumb enough to attack some sort of wind-dragon in its homeland
Kreeh. *Said wind-dragon flies over the crowd and off into the sunset.*
You'd be surprised.
The environment is very impotant! Any foolish mortal who disses the environment will have to answer to me!
*Gamma watches the wind-dragon fly over his head, stoic as ever, and sighs* Honestly Laharl, I don't think its possible to surprise me at this point. I've become numb to it
I'm not a mortal so..... *insert dissing of environment here*
Yeah, I still have to apologize for that.
To me you all are mortal. When you're the embodiment of all evil everyone is just an infant if they're not a God or deity of some sort.
Well I'm an emotion sooooooooooooooooooooo*ten hours later*ooooooooooo.
*Laharl chuckles at Gamma's reaction* Makes sense. The people in this dimension are all insane.
I don't think you understand this concept I'm presenting...
What even is a God anyways? Back in my world they were supposed to have all the Omnis, omnipotent, omniscient, om... You get the drift. But with all the God-slaying that's gone on here its clear that's not what we're using
I don't need to understand cuz I don't care.
Well a true God cannot actually permanently die. If a God can be killed for good then they probably aren't a real God. For example, even if you killed my form now I'd still be able to come back unless properly sealed aeay. Another thing is that mortality doesn't nessesarily mean that your live has a finite existence, the mere fact you are capable of dying is what makes you mortal.
If you don't care then why push your luck?
So basically most of the gods around here are posers. Nice to know. I guess. Doubt that's ever gonna come up
Eberything can be killed. You just need to try harder to kill it.
Hey Nyarly, I heard you were talking shit, my old friend. *The booming voice of Hades can be heard throughout everyone's heads, despite him being nowhere to be seen.* I'll have you know I'm a fully blooded god! I've even died and came back, as you claim all gods must. Doesn't that qualify me, Lord of the Underworld?
Well, you are death aren't you? Even if I don't think you're a real God I still need you to pick up after my work when all is said and done.
Underworld... hell... I think we should use a broader term for all of these places...
That place you go after you die maybe? Lets face it, no one here's exactly an angel.
Ugh, for the last time, I'm not the God of Death! That's Tanat- ugh, Thanatos! Although, all things considered, I do actually perform most of the death-related duties, so you've got me there. He's more of my secretary than anything... Well, Nyarles, what DOES your work entail anyways? I'm not quite sure I got the memo on that one...
Not secretary, housekeeper. My bad. Little bit of a Freudian slip, that was.
*Flonne runs in and yells at Gamma* B~bit- ...did you forget me already!?
Oh, you know. Killing everyone and everything that has a soul. I'm starting with this place first. It's far too... Uplifting...
*Gamma looks over to Flonne and waves* Hey little girl... Flonne was it? What are you doing around here anyways? I guess you're interested in the environment
As an ANGEL one of my jobs is caring about the environment!
Oh, so you're trying to make my job easier for me, eh? Well, I appreciate the effort, but I'm not sure how effective you are at it. I've only gotten maybe, oh I dunno, a few hundreds of souls since coming here that weren't from my own efforts? Seriously man, if you need help, just ask for it!
Yeah, I take it you angels are supposed to be about everything good in the world? I'll admit, environmental protection is a pretty important thing. If only people could find some real agreement on it..... *shrug* But I digress
I'm working on my own plans, they just take time and preparation. Don't want to make any mistakes when dealing with a world like this. I'm sure you're already aware of its strange nature...
That's right! My goal is to make the world a happier place for everyone! Even demons!
Yes yes, I'm well aware. Just make sure teenagers with supernatural powers don't stop you... again. Tah-tah, ladies and gents. I've got my own business to attend to. *Hades' voice fades away.*
*Gamma yawns and leans back, both arms behind his head* Well, that's certainly a noble goal at least. Not sure about realistic, but hey, everyone can dream
Yes! It doesn't matter whether I succeed or not as long as I try my hardest!
Oh! I wanna try "dissing the environment!"
*Gamma smiles and pats flonne on the head* Yes yes, that's great. Just do your best and I'm sure everything will work out.
R-right! *Flonne then turns towards Nyarloli and looks down towards her.* And, who's this little cutie~♡?