Now, of course, this is not an easy task. To keep the pure as such, we must act in the shadows, never putting them in harms way, nor tainting their mind with horrid sights of violence! This is why, with our training, any who apply for this program may find themselves within rigorous training to become a master of stealth, a saint of slyness, and a lord of invisibility!
Yes, those who pass this training shall become the Ninja Squadron of Purity, an elite force who lurks in the shadows, protecting those who need protection!
While we've had our programs of protection in the past, I believe it's time we buckle down and do this with our own hands, firmly grasping the root of evil and yanking it from it's hard soil!
*He clears his throat, before gesturing to sign-up sheets to the left and right of the stage.*
If you wish to become a part of this, please pledge your allegiance and sign here! For those who sign, please stay within the hall once you've done so.