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The Church of RNGesus
[A "church" which is more of an abandoned house, overlooks a quiet street, words are plastered on it reading "GRAND OPENING FOR THE CHURCH OF RNGESUS!".]
*Cal walks down the street, walking past the "church" before backtracking and looking at it.* The church of RNGESUS? Is this a cult or something?
(Homura walks through the doors with a rather curious look on her face, what exactly is a church doing out here anyways? It all seems very strange to her but eh no reason not to look) "Hello? Is anyone in this place or is it just abandoned... Um anyways guess I'll keep looking."
[A voice calls out.] Trust me, this is not a cult, it's a simple church to the thing that's saved me multiple times!
*Cal walks through the doors of the church, noticing Homura before looking around.* At least there's one person here. You have any idea what this place is supposed to be?
*walks up to the church* Ahhh, RNG..... Wonderful. *walks into said church*
(She glances at the young boy around the same spot as her, oddly enough he appears to be about the same age as her... That's nice) "Okay then that's odd... Some weird voice outta nowhere and an odd church? Jeez this is pretty sketchy huh? Anyways name is Homura Akemi and it's nice to meet you! Now just stay close and you should be fine!" (She grins at Cal before her clothes burst into light, suddenly being replaced with an odd looking black dress and white/blue overcoat. A small shield appears on her wrist as well before the girl kicks down the door and glances about) "Alright I really hope this place is as harmless as you say say... I've been in enough fights lately so uh it'd be best for everyone if you're legit!"
*Cal turns around to face Dr Kinasu.* You know anything about this weird-ass place?
*He walks in* I need RNG to bless me with some luck...
Well, it's a place to pray to RNGsus to give good luck.
RNG? What is this, some sort of messed up video game? Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
Ooc: phansite the video game cunfrmd Ic: Well, who knows. *he shrugs his shoulders* It doesn't only have to do with video games, you know. Alot of technology uses RNG as well.
AM I BANNED FROM THE CHURCH OF RNG BECAUSE I AM NEVER LUCKY i say getting a card with 1% chance 4 times
[slithers in the church looking like a snake centipede hybrid] this ain't reilgious place