The Wicker man: BURN THE WITCH. BURN THE WITCH. BURN THE WITCH. 8.3/10 The Babysitter (2017): Dumb mindless fun 5.2/10 Silence of the Lambs: NO ONE EVER TOLD ME WHETHER OR NOT THE LAMBS SHUT THE FUCK UP! 8.7/10 Carrie (original): Hmm, I don't think I saw enough underage tits. (8.5/10) The Shining: unironic 9.8/10 The Conjuring: SpOoKy DoLl GiRl SpOoKs PeOpLe (7.1/10) Full Metal Jacket: BANG BANG THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN (not a spooky movie, but 9.5/10) IT (1990): a thing that exists (4.1/10) IT (2017): a thing that exists, but is better 7.6/10 Knack 2: ISSA FUCKIN' KNACKSTERPIECE 100/10