Shadow Yosuke walks in flashing a dagger out from his uniform and spinning it around his hands, looking around with disdan Well, this'll put me on the map! Let's see what you got Halloween! I ain't afraid of you!

*A Sho minazuki laughs ready to kill the holiday*

If I kill this holiday I won't have to wear fanservice outfits, nyu. Let's do this, nyu.

A thunderous voice begins moaning as an entity rises from the ground. All around skeletons begin pulling themselves out of the dirt and begin shuffling around as their bones clatter in a spooky way. From the center of the street, a giant pumpkin shaped ghost emerges with an oddly tiny face smiling. It speaks in a strangely calm high-pitched voice as it addresses everyone Pumpkin: Greetings, friends! I am the spirit of Halloween. What's this about killing me now? I don't think me or my friends would agree with that. The skeletons begin chattering more in agreement as they begin making threatening gestures. SPOOKY!

*A man walks up to the group and poses at the skeletons* You think your weak gestures can beat my menacing poses?

S.Yosuke then seems to stare in astonishment, looking at the big ol pumpkin Wow! You would make a great mascot! How about it eh? Eh? Wanna work for me? I promise you'll get enough candy to last you for a lifetime!

*Sho laughs Saying to the pumpkin "Kiss my ass" in sign language*

The skeletons begin trying to make poses back at Joseph. They try to match his own poses as skeletons aren't very creative but are having trouble keeping up with his posing prowess. The giant pumpkin looks down at S. Yosuke with its smiling face as one of its eyes begins to droop off to the side. Pumpkin: Who says I need your candy? I have all the candy I could ever want... The pumpkin's mouth begins increasing in size as it begins projectile spraying candy all over the place. It then focuses directly on Sho as it sprays a torent of candy onto him.

Stop making me dress weird, nyu. I will take action, nyu. The ball under Broccoli seems threatening.

Huh, well that's kinda disappointing, well I guess I'll take your head as a decoration for next year eh? Bring it on! Yosuke Tornado! S.Yosuke then summons up Disco Ninja Frog with a flick of the wrist and wind begins to gather at his feet, causing small tornados to form as they lift him up a small amount, spinning around and around, ripping away at the skeletons around him before he targets the Pumpking, slashing at him with the knives

*Joseph pulls out his clackers and spins them in front of him to block every piece of candy that's flying at him while still posing* You bags of bones don't know how to pose at all!

*Sho uses a bag to catch the candy*

The ball drives some of the skeletons to run away as they grow fearful. S. Yosuke's tornado begins causing the skeletons to fly upward as they land back down in pieces some of them spelling out words like "Help" and "Blood" in bones. SPOOKY! S. Yosuke then flies at the Pumpkin with his knives. The massive gourd doesn't even flinch as he carves away at its orange flesh beside one of its eyes drooping down as the other goes up to the side of its head. The skeleton's try to keep up with Joseph but eventually reach their limit as the fall to the ground exhausted (How do skeletons even get tired?). The candy Sho caught are all (Insert name brand here) bars. Though covered in pumpkin goop and seeds they should still be good since their in wrappers. Pumpkin: Oh...That's not very nic- The pumpkin is interrupted as its mouth unhinges to fire off a torrent of candy even stronger than before at everyone.

S.Yosuke looks at the words and gets a little spooked, however, the blast of candy strikes him while he's looking and he gets blown back, hitting a wall before looking at all the chocolate Huh? Well, thats an interesting attack! Oh hey! It's an armita soda bar! Nice! I gotta save that for later! For now! Yosuke drill! Let's go Ninja Frog! S.Yosuke then jumps into the air with Disco Ninja Frog following closely behind, S.Yosuke then delivering a kick aimed straight at the eye of the pumpking while another drill of wind is formed around his legs

Gema, it's time to consume calories, nyu. The ball like creature(?) under Broccoli sucks in all the candy fired at Broccoli and expands, becoming much larger than before. Broccoli now sat atop a behemoth. Caramel bomb, nyu. The ball like creature called Gema shot a chocolate energy shot at the pumpkin

*Joseph gets hit by the candy and falls back* Ugh, rude. *Joseph pulls out a Tommy gun from uhh somewhere and shoots the pumpkin with it*

How diabolical, nyu. I'm going in, nyu. Broccoli pitter-patters towards the pumpkin, dragging Gema along.

I hope that taught you a lesson. *Joseph goes back to posing while avoiding the chocolate*

*Kuroto Dan teleports in from fucking nowhere.* I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Whatever it is you're doing. *Dan transforms into Genm, using the Dangerous Zombie Gashat, and then summons a shit load of zombies.* I don't have a single clue what is happening but it's Halloween and I've yet to do something.

S.Yosuke gets covered in pumpkin guts and backs off immediately, flicking seeds and orange goo off of him Blah! Disgusting! Let's try this instead! Winds of Youth! S.Yosuke then begins to glow green as he slashes a card, sending a wave of green grass outward, increasing speed and healing Now then! Time to carve a pumpking! S.Yosuke then jumps atop of the pumpking and sticks 2 knives into him, using one to grip onto him to not fall off, then using the other to carve and dig into him

Broccoli approaches the hole that S. Yusuke carved out with his drill. The walls are slimy and orange and the heavy scent of pumpkin fills the air. From deep within, something glows. Joseph poses fabulously. Genm appears and uses his Dangerous Zombie Gashat to summon a bunch of zombies that sort of sit around? It appears that even the zombies are unsure of what Genm wanted them to do. S. Yosuke summoned a large patch of grass in the middle of the street. Traffic is forever ruined in this neighborhood. He jumps up and sticks a knife in the pumpkin as he begins trying to carve away at it. The pumpkin sits there with eyes drooping as it smiles ignorantly of anything happening. Pumpkin: I'm glad you've all learned an important lesson about the true meaning of Hallow- The pumpkin begins vomiting candy once again.

*cries because this always happens*

Shiny things means it's expensive, nyu. Broccoli reaches for the shiny object with her tiny arm.

S.Yosuke continues to try to carve into the pumpking, trying to dig out all of the goop to empty its head Come on! Come on! There has to be a way to speed this up! Oh! Thats right! Persona! Brave Blade! S.Yosuke then slashes a card and moves slightly out of the way, having Disco Ninja Frog do the dirty work for him while he idly clings onto his knife, snacking on an armita candy bar from his pocket Mmm! Delicous!

*Joseph punches a piece of candy combined with his hamon, creating an explosion of hamon energy* I guess the big orange guy never learns anything. *Joseph runs up to the pumpkin, punches it creating a hole in it, and sends a hamon overdrive inside of it*

Genm begins crying over next to some zombies nearby as they try to comfort him. The strange glowing object feels round in shape but Broccoli can wrap her tiny hand around it. It's stuck in by a thick layer of goop but it feels as though with enough effort it could be pulled out. S. Yosuke begins stabbing at the Pumpkins head using his Persona to slice it more and more while eating the Amrita brand candy bar. Joseph sends a wave of Hamon through the pumpkin as it shakes with the energy pouring through it. The candy seems to amplify the Hamon's effects as the Pumpkin begins to look sick. Pumpkin: Remember to always check for razor blades in the can- It begins vomiting up pumpkin seeds instead but they wetly land in front of it rather than coming out in a torrent.

Sticky, nyu. Gema, help out, nyu. The ball like creature somehow gripped Broccoli's hips as their combined strength pulled at the object. Gema was surprisingly strong.

S.Yosuke then looks at his candy bar, trying to see if anybody put anything strange into it before shrugging and chewing on it Eh! Tastes good! Keep going Ninja Frog! It'll kill it eventually! Ninja Frog then continues to cut deeper and deeper, using its strange star hands to full effect as shovels, flinging guts everywhere

Broccoli tugs at the orb until the gooey pumpkin strands give way breaking apart. The giant pumpkin begins screaming in its normal voice at first before convulsing rapidly as its voice turns demonic. The faces of the damned begin appearing all over its body as they cry out for help and scream in agony. S. Yosuke is grabbed by multiple demonic arms as they begin trying to claw at his flesh with many long nails. The Pumpkin's very being begins being sucked into the orb as it glows with a purple light. Pumpkin: YOU FOOLS! YOU SHALL NOW INHERIT THE CURSE I'VE BEEN FORCED TO BARE FOR SO MANY YEARS!

No thanks, nyu. I'm already cursed with being a side character, nyu. Broccoli chucks the orb and attempts to flee where she came out of

Gah! GAH! Get away from me! S.Yosuke then gets scratched at by many arms before jumping away and onto the floor, staring at the strange orb the Pumpking went into Eh? What's going on now? Did it summon those things? If so he's going to have a rude awakening! Get out of there! S.Yosuke then storms up next to the orb and slams the back end of his knife into it, using all of his force

The orb is unfazed as it begins glowing with an ominous orange glow. A voice rings out as if talking directly into S. Yosuke's mind. "The Pumpkin man is dead...Halloween will end forever...unless someone else takes on the power of the night...all you must do is accept the orb and take it into your being..."

The power of the night huh? Well we can't have Halloween die just yet, can we? I gotta get rid of all the excess stock! Im in! S.Yosuke then holds the orb and brings it near his chest, accepting the dark spirit into him, embracing the spookiness of October! All shall bow before him as the new prince of Halloween!

WELL I SURE AM GLAD I HELPED *Genm takes the orb and runs*