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Shibuya's Little, Bizarre Pet Shop
[The mansion didn't work out, and neither did the movie theatre. It's fine, it's okay, even if he was still blind. This job, him takikg care of these strange creatures was a god sent to him, all from demons to mythical creatures, maybe even a pokemon or two. Due to his blindness, he had to walk around with the help of his loyal Pascal, he even got him some points during the interview.] I'm not complaining, this really has been an experience. [The place was open and ready to sell or take care of these little demons. As literal as it may sound.]
Working in a pet shop is really a blessing~ Is what Alaina would have normally said if she was not currently being suffocated by so many furry creatures. Dogs from a variety of breeds where currently snuggling up to her and all she could do was hope that they didn't touch her face. Her words ended up coming out like ... MRMRMPH MRSHPM~
*he enters in looking at the pets* What is this?
Gently shoving a furry head to the side with her gloved hand she finally manages to speak. Hello sir~ This is a pet shop for all the unique and interesting pets of this area.
*Dio, with a dinosaur tail, swings open the door* "I'd like to make a donation to this pet shop."
... *he browses through the types of pets* What types are there?
[Kazuya catches Diego's voice, and with Pascal's help he makes his way to him.] Greetings, sir! What would that donation be? Is the poor little one hurt?
Malloryn slowly walks in the pet shop, opening the door slowly with her eyebrow raised behind her shades. After examining the..."pets", and looking down at Alaina from the overwhelming amount of dogs on top of her, she waited. As she was free, she did her bidding, as she wanted out quick. "I'm not really one for these...pets, but what do you recommend I could have? Well, not really, I'm just getting one for a friend." she asked Alaina, grasping her hands together. She looked around, first at the Pilot, immediately bored. Second at Dio, thinking he's cosplaying for the fun of it. Finally, at Kazuya, and Pascal. She then started to feel her nose running, and took a box of tissue out of her purse. "Ummm, please, no offense..." she then took out one piece and blowed her nose like the french horn. "Mind if you make this quick? I have a busy schedule and..." she then folded it again to blow on it, then threw it in the trash. "I'm allergic to almost everything here..."
Sitting up with much difficulty, Alaina peers at the two men by the door and suddenly lets out a gasp of surprise. Her eyes widen as she notices Dio's dinosaur tail and her face shifts into a pensive expression. Are you sure your not a unique pet yourself sir?
C'mon Alaina, that is not a nice thing to say. [Kazuya quickly turns to Alaina, as he heard her voice. He shakes his head before turning to Malloryn.] I'm sure we can find something quickly, what does your friend like? We have almost everything here.
Carefully thinking on Malloryn's request with eyes studying her outfit. Alaina finally comes up with a reasonable suggestion that would make old Sainty G proud. She waggles her finger with a bright smile triumphant with her idea. Well for a lady of your apparent caliber I would recommend a boyfriend young miss. I heard they were easy to take care of and very cost efficient. She then hears Kazuya and grows confused. What did I happen to say wrong? I'm sure I was being polite and upfront.
"What do you mean, I'm not an animal, I'm a human bei-" *He notices that he still has his tail out* "Oh right, I almost forgot about this." *The tail disappears*
*he runs around as a flying jack-o-lantern who is holding a lantern and a witch at follows him* OH what is that! What is that!What is that!What is that!
She then turns to Kazuya, sighing and deciding to just take out tissues repetitively and folding them instead of throwing them away. She then takes some time to blow her nose again before replying. "Well, I can obviously suggest that we can't get anything she can't handle. So, I'd have a much better life not having anything standing on two legs. It might get to me...and sicken me enough to make me nauscious and faint..." she then started to take out a handkerchief out her pocket and start coughing. "Sorry, I'm just slowly losing life, don't mind me..." she said to him as she blowed her nose again. "Also, I apologize if I sound a bit harsh, I'm strapped for time. Both figuratively and literally." She then giggled a bit at Alaina's remark, but then started to cough more. "I'm glad you know me well, but perhaps I could get something that won't be clinging on to me..." she replied. "I already seem desperate enough myself." she mumbled quietly, then coughing to distract their attention away from the muttering.
(edited by Malintent_Covet)
Let's see...what about a small dog or a cat? They are usually simple to take care off and they have many sizes...well, even cats. [Kazuya laughs as he gives his suggestion to Malloryn before turning to Alaina] That's fine and all but you can't just say things like that, people might get the wrong idea. [Kazuya simply sighs and keeps his smile. With the help of Cerberus, he moves closer to Pilot with a curious expression.] What is it that you are looking for? Can I help you?
(edited by Kazuya)
*he turns to Kazuya* There is a flying pumpking with a witch hat flying after me! *the pumpkin thing tries lights the Pilot's shemagh scarf on fire* HEY!
Alaina smiles in an attempt to hide her growing confusion toward Dio's condition. I never knew humans could have so many features. She then motions to look at the others and immediately freaks out once her eyes reach Pilot. She frantically runs over to Pilot with then intention of helping him, but instead trips and falls on top of the jack-o-lantern squashing it. Ugggghh.
Lukas: Ion... what was that?! *his helmet glows and a voice is heard* Ion: Ident complete. Demon: Pyro-Jack. Relative of Jack-Frost... possibly.
"That would be fine, but I wouldn't get a cat, they'd possibly disrupt her, and we already have one of those..." she blew her nose with yet another piece of tissue. "We also can't get a dog since it might not be nice to the cat, and it'd be a bit too rowdy for her." she said to Kazuya. She then started to ramble on, as she tried to decide what she'd get her friend. She'd also have to worry about her other friend, and then she'd have to think about those conditions. It made it so that she'd just quietly blabber on and on to herself and no one heard it. "Well, maybe a horse for her because she likes being in the eyes of a country girl, it won't distract her because it wouldn't go inside the house. I might just get something like a goldfish for HER though, and also buy her something to remind her to feed it. Or possibly a turtle, they can't run away. Or a bunny, they take care of themselves well..." Being the responsible one made her prioritize them over her. She thought she was always well, no matter what...though, she still held her cough in and her tissue was stuck on her nose so that she wouldn't breathe easy. She blowed her nose and then breathed in to calm down. "Ok, I'm ready to make my choice-" she said, to...nothing. As they had already left to help the others. "I...guess I'll just wait here then..." she said, quickly putting her handkerchief to her mouth and coughed more.
"So, about that donation." *Dio crosses his arms*
The front of her blouse instantly combusts with the remains of pyro-jack yet she ignores it. Instead she retrieves a nice piggy bank and walks over to Dio with a bright smile. Just put your donation in here sir and we will be sure to tell the pets of your good deeds. A bit of the fire move to her hair and she snuffs it out with a quick gloved fist.
... Apologies ma'am. That is very unprofessional of me to panic. So... *looks at a Phoenix resting on a perch* This is interesting. I will like that fiery bird.
*A green dinosaur that's about the size of a human enters the pet shop* "And here he is now."
Alaina just points at the dinosaur and her voice turns into a timid squeak. Excuse me sir. What might that creature be?
[His Cerberus says something in a strange language, about a dinosaur going in.] Y...You gotta be kidding. Anyway...Alaina please take care of that. [Kazuya laughs for one moment before Pascal insists, Kazuya simply shakes his head and returns to Malloryn once again. They lacked the people for this number of people at this hour.] You are ready to make a choice, right? Please tell me so I can help you with that. I'm very sorry for taking so long, miss. I'll be back with you shortly. [Kazuya bows to her, apologizing for being so unprofessional. And as fast as he can, he moves to the Phoenix Pilot was looking at.] A Phoenix, huh? They are usually very calm and docile too. But make them angry and you will get your whole house burned to the ground. Do you want to tale care of it? He's been here for a while, people get scared with the "burns house" part.
As Dr. Kinasu wanders around for research of shibuya, he stumbles upon the pet shop A.... Pet shop? Hmm..... I might as well get a pet to be a nice friend.... With that, he enters and looks around.
"It's a dinosaur, obviously."
I am always on the move and usually where I live rats are every where. *he drops 200 credits on the counter*
Alaina looks to Dio with confusion. What exactly is a dinosaur? I am new to this area so I really don't know the common species. She then offers a quick welcoming wave to Kinasu and looks back at Dio.
How much is it, Pascal? [Pascal tells him they are 200 credits, and so, Kazuya nods.] It's fine then! Everything is good to go! A few warnings though, he is a very short tempered bird, and has the tendency to grow bigger when he get angry. The only thing that can call him down is a steak, medium rare....you might want to have one on you just in case. [He asks Cerberus to look around, seeing if Malloryn was still around so Kazuya could help her.
"Hmm, well a dinosaur is an animal that dated back to the prehistoric times, then they went extinct for a while. And now I'm the only one who owns the type species, I think." *The green dinosaur stands next to Dio*
*he whistles to the Phoenix and it flies to his shoulder and he pets it* Who's a awesome immortal fire born bird? You are.
with a small smile on his face, he waves back. Is there any pet that would be good in a lab environment? Something to do with electricity, perferably.
She turns her attention to Kazuya, bowing back, and then covering her hand with her mouth. Probably because she might vomit. She was sweating nervously and fanning herself. "Oh, umm, of course! It's to return some other day! I'm sorry, I might die if I stay in here a bit longer, no offense. Curse my allergies..." she said as she bolted for the door, throwing away her handkerchief and tissue. "It's been great seeing what you could offer here! Ta-ta!" and with that, she unintentionally slammed the door. What she left behind were her shades, but she'll just get a new pair. Ooc: Sorry, I have to go to bed. Good night.
Woah can I touch your dinosaur? Alaina stares at the dinosaur with wonder as she answers to Kinasu without looking at him. I'm thinking maybe a lindworm or a ferret. Ferrets are particularly cute.
"Uhh, sure."
[Cerberus tell Kazuta what just happened, and the two of them stay silent for a second. Well, there goes a costumer.] It's fine...I'm sure we can do something else... [Kazuya walks towards Kinasu and bows slightly.] Like my partner here said, we could look for them, maybe find some other options along the way? That is the fun of this shop, you never know what is waiting.
Alaina stands on her tip toes and attempts to gently pet the dino around the chest area. Even if she can't feel the dino's skin with her gloves she can still enjoy the action. She is quite the lovely girl.
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A ferret huh? Yeah, they are pretty cute. A small ferret wanders up and attempts to climb up onto Kinasu's shoulder. Hey, here's one now! He gently pets it on the head.
*The dinosaur has no reaction* "It's actually a boy. Also don't expect him to react to things like getting petted."
PK slams into the pet shop and greets everyone there with a smile and a wave Hello everyone! How are you today! I wanna ask what is this place! I've never seen anything like it before!
[Lowe walks inside as well, looking around and eventually turning to Kazuya.] W-what the? Dude, can you not hold down a job? Whatever, cool place you've got here, I figured I'd come in to get a handle on... [The boy shudders, before looking away. He seems to mumble something under his breath about a fear of snakes.]
Alice had been passing by and couldn't help but peer through the window and notice all of the animals. Her attention was quickly grabbed and she stopped to look in, specifically at whatever dogs were visible from her position. She had all the incentive she needed to head inside at this point, paying no heed to the others as she hurried to see the doggos and admired them. So cute!
[Kazuya actually fell asleep on the job. He knew Pk, Lowe and Alice had entered because he recognized their voices. With Pascal's help, he walked to them.] Welcome to Shibuya's Little, Bizarre Pet Shop! Where demons and myth come to gather and look for their chosen master! We also have dogs and cats, and other small, common animals. Fishes and even insect and reptiles! [He bows to them, although rather awkwardly.] Can I help any of you?
Alaina continued to snooze away on a chair having followed Kazuya's example. She believed that this was the fabled siesta a staple in Europe and a hobby she had to try to appease her curiosity. With her hands lax at her sides and her body slacked she truly was the perfect picture of sleeping on the job.
*PK doesn't seem to pay Kaz much attention as hes more focused on the helpless beings stuck in this place! Someone had to save these animals from their suffering! PK then draws his laser blade, however its not on just yet as he talks to Kaz H-how could you? I thought you were a force for good! No matter! I shall save these animals! *PK then begins to move to the (assuming) cages, looking at the mechanism that blocks their escape
(edited by Pancake_Knight)
Gamma was simply walking by, down the street past where his own business lay, when he caught sight of the store. It’s crowded, and filled with weirdness. Figures live would move on and incorporate demons in too. He was going to walk by when he saw PK’s commotion Oh no, that can’t...... Actually. Rather than simply walk past, or perhaps move in to help, Gamma remains just outside, watching events unfold as he catches and tosses a shard of ice
[Lowe would smile at Kazuya, and turn to the only other familiar face in the establishment, Alice. He joins her looking at the animals, staying as far away from those damn snakes as possible.] Didn't take you for an animal lover, blondie.
[This isn't good, PK was at it again.] Pascal, is he...? [Pascal explains to Kazuya what PK is doing, and the he is about to use the sword. Nice.] Okay, wow! PK, they are not prisioners, they are all beings that have never lived in the wild! If you break them out, they will die! B-Besides, we have big enough grounds for them, not every single one is caged at all times. [Everything was harder now that he was blind, he wasn't even sure he could stop him if he tried anything. Kazuya sighs and calls to Alaina.] C-Can you help me a bit...?
Alice simply brushed Kazuya off. She didn't seem to interested in buying yet but she was perfectly content with just admiring the furry creatures. Oh no thank you, I'm alright Kazuya. Once Lowe stepped forth she tensed up a little. She couldn't help but recall the embarrassment that was the GYM 3v3 the other night and how she was whisked away after her humiliating defeat by him. Hmph, blondie? Well I'm sure there's a lot you don't "take me for," train boy. The commotion PK was causing was nothing surprising to her at this point. She would've tried to assist but she figured Kazuya could handle it.
*Dio and the dinosaur are still standing there* "Can someone please just take this damn dinosaur?"
Kaz seems to underestimate the power of a dense skull as PK only hears bits and pieces of what Kaz said, specifically "never lived in the wild" "they will die" and "every single one is caged" as he shakes his head and turns on his laser blade, preparing for a mass jail break This simply won't do! I know your better than this Kaz! I'll bring you back to your senses! Here we go! PK then begins to slash open lock after lock after lock, breaking glass, opening birdcages, letting loose restraints, setting all the animals free, chaos ensues
Gamma sighs and steps off to the side. No way he’s getting trampled by the creature’s. Better to play it safe than sorry Saw that one coming. Overly-heroic, but I guess the kid means well *shrug*. Oh well, nothing you can do
A large falcon swoops into the shop and perches itself upon a cage. Their face clearly amused at the red man's antics. Releasing all these pent up creatures? What an incompetent fool. "Skree kekeke!" The bird would begin what almost sounds like mocking laughter as they continue watching the man.
Pascal! [Pascal takes a stance and roars a mighty roar, louder than ever before and powerful enough to make every single animal stand still in fear.] PK, I swear to YHVH you won't get me fired again...for a third time. [Kazuya said to a nearby wall with complete seriousness.]
*Dio stares at Pet Shop* "I can feel a strange energy coming from that bird. No, don't tell me that he's a-" *Before Dio could finish his sentence a hoard of dogs trample him*
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You'll never stop me Evil Kaz! The true Kaz isn't blind! Go my friends! Leave this den of villainy! PK then begins to pick up a bird and starts to throw it into the air, however he gets blown back from Pascal, falling into an empty cage tipping it over onto another cage, onto another cage... you can see where this is going
Alright. So they listen to the mutt. Pet Shop was more than capable of being able to reignite the stampede. "Kweh...KAW!" Letting out a small and sharp cry, a large pteradactyl looking skeleton appears behind Pet Shop. Waving his wing down at the floor, the large pteradon skeleton would drop a large shard of ice to try and startle the critters again. "CAW CAW!!"
*The dinosaur picks Dio up by his shirt and stands him up* "Damn dogs..." *Dio notices the pterodactyl behind Pet Shop* "I knew it, you're a stand user!"
[Lowe smiles, putting his hand down and petting a small dog.] Yeah, one of those things is a fighter. Seriously, you don't seem like the type to fight for sport, what was that about?
Zero walks by, "What the heck is this?!"
Alice was trying her best to stay standing in the stampede of varying creatures. She even tried to pick up some of the smaller dogs but was only able to grab onto two of them, one of them actually escaping and leaving her with just one. You're a maniac pancake boy!! Someone is going to get hurt, maybe even one of the animals! Kazuya do something! She was trying to soothe the dog she had been holding as it was squirming around in an attempt to escape her grasp. It became easier once Kazuya was able to frighten the pets.
Gamma turns to Zero from his place a little outside the pet store, watching events unfold This is what passes for entertainment around here. Silly if you ask me, but then again, no one ever does.
He suddenly recognizes Lowe, "Hey, your one of those guys from GYM."
A Cat sits atop the counter and purrs loudly. It wears a wide toothy grin on its face with wide yellow eyes. Suddenly the cat begins speaking in a deep voice. Well, this is certainly the predicament you've all established yourselves in. My my, how truly unique this all is. I do wonder how matters will escalate further?
Zero hears gamma and turns to him, "Well, that and GYM, that is..."
[Kazuya sits down and covers his face with both hands, internally screaming with frustration. Okay, externally too.] I can't, I'm blind!
Proud of the chaos he aided in creating, the large bird finally notices Diego. There was something about that man...and then it clicked. The primal feeling that he felt in the presence of Him. This man was another Dio! "Skreeee!" The bird excitedly flys down to the man and perches itself upon his left shoulder.
Be free! Be free! PK then picks up any nearby animals and begins to throw them outside of the shop, including The Judge which he mistook for a regular cat, throwing him out the window as he responds to Alice If anyone gets hurt I can heal them afterwords! It's better for them to be free in the wild where they belong!
Does this pet shop require apples tho? I'm not a pet just a salesponi Just clarifying
Hearing Alice’s plea for help, Gamma steps around the corner with a mischievous grin Oh, I’ll keep ‘Em in there alright. Don’t worry. Gamma puts one hand on the wall of a nearby building, one that connects to the store of course, and the other near his face Shiranui. Ice Age. In one swift motion, Gamma tips off a mask, causing a slithering, firey form to take shape around him. Then, ice rapidly spreads from his fingertips, soon to cover the storefront and trap the animals within
The Judge seems to glare at the birds with disdain. His smile narrows as the purring grows louder and more vicious. I have no love for your kind, bird. Make no sudden moves and I will passively observe but if you were to act in any way I deem as suspicious then do not think I will refrain from taking action. The judge is then tossed out of the store by the confused pancake knight. He lands on his feet as cats often do and simply walks back into the store before looking up at the knight. My dear fellow? What do you think you're doing. Such an action will not be appreciated by the store's management and I guarantee that the lesser of my species are done no favors by this.
(edited by The_Judge)
"Get off of me you damn bird!" *Dio tries to shake Pet Shop off of him*
Slightly taken aback by the man's words, Pet Shop would leave the man's shoulder and flap in place beside him. "Skreee? Caaw..."
*he enters in as in Phoenix pet resting on his shoulder* Hey. I forgot the buy food for my pet... *he looks at Pet Shop* An armored hawk?
*Dio looks at Pet Shop again* "What's wrong with this bird anyway?"
Wow! A Talking Cat?!? I simply wish to free all the animals here! That includes you! The store is owned by evil clones of my friends! They must be stopped! The other cats seem to pretty excited to leave! PK then sees Gamma freeze the one opening the store had, surprised by this Gamma! Are you an evil clone as well?!? No matter! Ill simply have to make my own door! PK then walks up to a nearby wall and prepares his body, charging straight through the wall and making a new door, someone should really stop this man
The bird cocks its head at Diego quizzically. Perhaps this version never met Pet Shop, but the sensation...there was no mistaking that power. Pet Shop quickly turns around and summons his Stand, Horus, once more. "SKRAAAAAW!" This time the pteradon skeleton fires a bolt of ice right into a clock that was mounted on the wall. This should be ample proof for Diego to trust him to some extent, or so the bird hopes.
[Kazuya considers his options here. It was clesr that PK was not going to stop and Pascal could only do so much by himself. Him being blind was even more crippling than his lack of ranged magic uses. And so, he made a choice.] I...I-I'm gonna go home. [Kazuya gets on top of Pascal and hold on tightly as the demonic dog runs out of the shop at full speed, making sure to tackle PK on its way out.] Mansion, Movies, Pet shop...what's left, I wonder.
[Never one to deal with situations like these well, Lowe is kind of panicking. By panicking he obviously meant frantically looking for a way out, oddly he seemed to not even consider busting out with a train.] H-hey, blondie! You see uh...ANY way out of this situation?!
*his Phoenix becomes defensive and is engulfed with flames* WOAH! Easy there. Relax.
The Judge decided to allow the Pancake Warrior's actions and jumps back up onto the counter before finding a cushion and falling asleep on it. Meow indeed...
[Teddie, being Teddie, kicks down the door. He's obviously a bit... Intoxicated.] Oh hai doggeh.
What other way out is there than through this ice wall? Start punching or something train boy!! Alice was looking around as if expecting another way out but all she could focus on were whatever scurrying animals were left inside and the other bizarre characters, especially the talking cat. She was rather surprised to find Kazuya being able to escape so easily. H-hey wait take us with you!
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That's our cue, let's split blondie! [Not even giving her time to put the dog down, Lowe grabs Alice by the hand and dashes out the same way Kaz went...making sure to step on PK as he leaves.]
*Dio looks at the clock* "Breaking a clock? Is this bird trying to say something to me?" *Then he realizes* "Ohhh, now I see." *Dio turns to Pet Shop once again* "I think you have the wrong Diego, because the other version of me, who was brought to this world by the president, can stop time and I can't."
Well, this party sucks. [Teddie opens up a bottle of really cheap wine and starts pouring it on PK.] I fuckin' hate these people.
Alice is dragged along by Lowe with the, now stolen, dog secured in her free arm. Well at least Alice seems like she'd be a good owner. WAH! Not so rough you idiotic train boy!
Another job well done by the valiant Pan-ow! PK, distracted by his "good deed" gets mowed over via a demon summoner on a dog, falling onto the ground and getting stamped on by animals before trying to get up Whew! Like I was saying! The valiant Pancake Kn- Gak! PK then gets stomped on via Lowe and Alice, being incredibly dazed as he tries to continue his line Th-the! Va-vialnt Panc-pancake Kni! Knight! PK then falls over unconscious, while teddie pours alcohol on him, poor PK
D-don't call me an idiot you bi- [Lowe's voice trailed off, as he looked at Alice's free arm with his mouth slightly agape.] Did we just steal a dog?
*Six dinosaurs, who Dio called, run up to PK and repeatedly kick him*
Huh? What are y-... Alice quickly shut up as she looked down at the doggo tucked away under her arm. It was a long little guy, pretty short too with fur that wasn't too long but not all that short. It seemed fixated on Lowe until Alice yelled. AAAAAAAH!!! Does this make me a thief!? I'm not a thief! We have to go back and return this dog!
I jus' wish i had the mat- materei- maaa-... Things to create a molatof cawktahl! [Teddie begins to sob for no apparent reason.]
The bird nods seeing as he made a mistake. He sensed the other Diego, odd. And with that the bird flies out of the shop and into the night sky. "KAW KAAAAAW!"
Yeah, we're not going back there. Look, I live on...semi-private property. I'll keep it at my place so it won't fall back on you, and you can come over and see the dog whenever you like, okay? I'll even let you name the little guy, sound good?
The Judge climbs onto PK's face and falls asleep.
You'd do that? How... awfully nice of you train boy. Is there a catch or something? Certainly you aren't doing this because you're just that nice, right? Alice narrows her eyes at Lowe. Their exchanges have been pretty few and far between until late so she doesn't have much of a reason to trust him just yet. She has now put her other arm around the dog in order to better keep her grip on it.
[Teddie stops sobbing and is for some reason not drunk anymore.] Well that was great. [He puts on a motorcycle helmet.] Off to commit acts of murder on some random mafia! [Teddie runs away laughing.]
[Lowe seemed puzzled at Alice's defensiveness. He shook his head, and started walking away.] Jeez, just wanted to help a friend. We are friends after all, right? Well, whatever. Hang on to him if you want, my place is right by GYM if you need to bring him by.
Of course we're fr-... And he's already gone. Alice saw him off before looking down to the dog. She began talking to it as if expecting it to listen. I think I forgot his name... You don't mind him, right? He doesn't seem that bad I suppose. I mean, we can't really bring you back to the shop now and I don't think you'd like it much at my house. Oh wait you can't understand human language... After having her weird little exchange with the dog she'd take it with her as she left the area.
"Well, that looks like the end of it..." Zero saw the events unfold, he then decides to leave the scene now.
Ayyyyyyy, Kazzy wazzy Wu. What's this gig?