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Kitagawa's candy bar
I have recently purchased a candy bar after seeing it on TV, while it is delicious, it does not evenly split as advertised. Additionally, half of it is stuck to the wrapper. Do I sue?
Sure, no candy bars should be stuck on the wrappers.
Yep you break your hand and claim the candy did it. Should net you a decent million. Or pretend it poisoned you, die, and rise from the grave to take all the money from your now pricey crap art. Enjoy being a dead billionaire.
Damn Wrap, he'll sue!
I literally can not get a good chunk of the candy bar free from the wrapper. The caramel is leaking and hardened enough to render it stuck with no hope of escape.
Caramel isn't the only thing gettig hardened
Have you tried eating the wrapping as well? I find that usually works
I am not desperate enough to consume the wrapper, I have simply decided to throw it away.
Don't think you can. There's probably disclaimer text on the commercial you missed that protects them.
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I suppose my only remaining option is to burn down the factory producing them, then. I thank you all for your input.