I have recently purchased a candy bar after seeing it on TV, while it is delicious, it does not evenly split as advertised. Additionally, half of it is stuck to the wrapper.
Do I sue?
Yep you break your hand and claim the candy did it.
Should net you a decent million.
Or pretend it poisoned you, die, and rise from the grave to take all the money from your now pricey crap art.
Enjoy being a dead billionaire.
I literally can not get a good chunk of the candy bar free from the wrapper. The caramel is leaking and hardened enough to render it stuck with no hope of escape.