*Sigh*
"Fuckin' 'ell."
"Alright,boys and girl,here we go."
"So,our story starts with me walking down the road,as you do,when I see something really weird."
"It was an,uh,I guess the best way to say it is:It was a hole in the fucking pavement."
"Even weirder than that,it seemed man-made and had a ladder,those seperated pipe looking ones,i'm sure you've seen one,especially you."
He nods at Saeko.
"It went straight down,as ominous ladders often do,into absolute darkness."
(edited by Eito)