"Question! Will I get to befriend Santa!?" Gentaro was already in the pilot seat of the plane, due to the aforementioned plot convenience. "It'd be pretty sweet to meet the big guy! I still need to thank him for that bike!"

A Momkey with a police hat on follows the Frogcat into the plane What are we stealing from the North Pole anyway?

The Frogcat heelies into the cockpit I mean sure you can try. I don't think he'll be happy if he finds out what we are steal-AHEM! I mean borrowing! The Frogcat frantically looks around We'll get to that in a bit though! He then turns to the Momkey Heh, thats gonna be a surprise! I can't reveal it just yet! After all Santa is always watching...always watching.

[An ominous presence suddenly fills the air. The sky seems to darken as the wind howls. A faint flapping of wings can be heard before a giant black Birb flies down landing onto the ground as black feathers seem to scatter around the area.] "Damn special effects! Always following me around where ever I go! Sup, m8s. Whats going on?"

"Oh hey, a plane!" Gleamstar hops onto the wing and stares in creepily through the window.

The Frogcat looks at Mona on his back I don't think we have met just yet! So I can't really say if I miss you or not! But welcome to the crew! The Frogcat then looks at Nyx with awe Oh my! Hello there, and may I say what a grand entrance that was? Because it was! He gives a wink to Nyx Anyway, what we got planned for tonight is something big. Something that will change Christmas forever! Something grand! The Frogcat then presses a button that raises a table in the plane. On it are several VR Headsets. Alright everyone, if you will put thise on the heist will be explained! He then notices Gleamstar looking through the window and gestures them in Come on in friend! The fun is about to begin!

Gleamstar goes in through the door and puts on a headset. "Hopefully I don't die again!"

"I don't think I'll fit in the plane. Is it okay if I kill follow? Wouldn't want to reject my natural instincts as a birb." [The mighty Birb would once again spread their wings in anticipation. "Those special effects always get more over the top near Nyxmas."

Homura dashes into the plane, time grinding to a halt as she runs into the room with group. She'd simply appear out of nowhere wearing her casual clothes and huffing. "Ah, sorry I'm late everyone! I was pretty busy today but here I am, anyways I guess we're doing this... Although I have to say, I'm a little surprised that Santa exists! It's weird even for here! Oh, and I'm Homura Akemi if anyone wants to know!" Cheerful introduction over, the girl would then grab one of the VR headsets and put it on... Even she's not sure why that seems like a good idea, but it does!

Gentaro yoinks a headset, and puts it on his face. "VR KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" In his haste he already begins to start up the plane, but nobody can hear it over the immersive VR experience. He soon begins flying, blind.

He looks at Mona Hmm, I think I do remember you after all! The Frogcat then places a VR headset on himself Alright! Sequence start! As the Frogcat says this all who are wearing the headset see a virtual safe house around them. In the middle of it they see a Frogcat. It starts to speak. Its voice is one like a robot Hello everyone! I had to use a digital voice so this mission wouldn't be compromised by the big man in the North Pole. I also made this virtual safehouse just to show off the plan. Santa knows when you are sleeping and knows when you are awake after all! Anyway onto the heist! A virtual chalk board with virtual plans appear in this virtual Safe house where the virtual Frogcat begins to virtually explain the virtual plans Firstly, we need to get in. I already have that covered. You see, Santa does tours for make a wish kids. I have gotten everything to work out so I would be one of those kids. It took some time but It worked. So with this I'll be able to sneak in? But what about the rest? Well, I can just say you are my family and helpers of course. Once we get in we will say I have to go to the bathroom thanks to my illness. You all will follow me to said bathroom, because you need to "help" me. Once in the bathroom we sneak theough a ventilation shaft to the toy factory. We will descend into an elf break room where we will aquire disguises. With these disguises we can walk around like a fellow elf. We will then split into two groups. We each need to obtain a keycard from a High Elf. With these keycards we can open up the area only available to elves with special access. Once in there we get new disguises to look the part in there and we go to the stables. In the stables we drug the reindeer! We have to drug the reindeer so we all look like Santa which will allow us to take the thing we need to get. SANTA'S SLEIGH! With this sleigh we can get to our heists much faster and escape quicker! Now, I can't say if everything will go to plan. The North Pole has some high security, but I believe we can all do it! Virtual Frogcat Signing off! The Program ends Thats the plan folks! Lets go!

"Alright! Also, can we steal any candy we find? This is very important."

Gentaro's pure friendliness causes Bona to contract actual for realsies cancer. It's terminal 7. +1 Tumor. "Alright we'll be there uh..." Gentaro looks at his watch. "Five minutes ago!" The camera pans out to reveal that the plane did a nosedive and is crashed in the snow.

You're not entirely sure when he got there, but a tall, silver-haired man raises his hand from within the ship What if we can just look like an elf anyways? Am I allowed to skip past the disguise step?

[The Birb seems to smile more after hearing this plan.] "Bet that damn saint Nicholas won't be such hot shit without his sleigh then I, Nyx, shall have the superior holiday!"

ooc: I'm too lazy to change alts, but for the love of Arceus, let Bona do his thing, Mona. He's been planning this for a while.

Gentaro begins smelling the air, his face wrinkling in disgust. He stares directly at the camera. "Smell that kids? That's the smell of a godmoder! Remember! Godmoders have no friends and won't ever know the warm embrace of their mother! Don't be a godmoder! Just actually have character, if you do that you'll get lots of buds!" Across the screen is text reading," Paid for by the 'Please stop ruining everything that could be fun' foundation!"

The Frogcat nods at Gleamstar Of course! It wouldn't be a Heist without stealing, so feel free to steal more! He then looks at Mona Fighting in a heist where its not necessary is bad luck! The Frogcat then coughs up some blood and gives Gentaro a thumbs up. He then looks at Twilight Child I mean, sure! In fact that could help us in out! And now that we are here lets move on out! The Frogact puts on a make a wish pass and walks out of the plane to the front gates of Santa's Workshop. A couple Elves with Candy Cane swords walk up to the group. They see the Make a Wish badge and open the gates. Behind the gates stands an old, grumpy, wrinkly ass elf Oh hello there. You must be the cancer kid. My name is Figglesworth and I will be your guide for today. Now lets go into the main lobby. There I will tell you some history of the workshop and the true meaning of Christmas. The group enters the lobby where everything is decorated fancily. As they walk in the Frogcat coughs more blood up and Figglesworth sighs. He orders Elf Janitors to clean up the blood. Alright eveyone. This is the main lobby. I ask you not to touch anything once we start the tour. Now do you have any questions about this wonderful lobby?

Twilight raises his hand again and looks towards Gentaro Are we allowed to godmode if we're something like a god? I'm.... Uh.... Asking for a friend. Yep, that's it. Asking for a friend. Twilight begins whistling innocently as the plane spirals into a nosedive, carefree as always. He looks up when Bona walks out the door Oh, we're starting. Twilight's form seems to shift for a moment before he takes on the guise of one of Santa's many elves. He runs into the main lobby, and bows to Figglesworth Sorry I'm late sir, my name's Dobby, I was supposed to start today, where do I go to check in.

Gentaro laughs heartily, silly boy, the plane was already crashed. "Let's go! I'm the patient's uh FATHER that's the word! Isn't that right "SON"

"And I'm the gay cousin. Anyway, uh... is it all elves who work here?" Gleamstar looks around the lobby.

[The Birb would raise his hand towards the elf. ] "I only have one question...how many people have died in this lobby? It's a very important question to me."

Homura follows behind the group quietly... She's vaguely considering stopping time, but might as well leave it be for now. "Ah of course we won't touch anything, geez what kind of ruffians would do something like that?"

The Frogcat puts his arm over Gentaro's shoulder That's right, FATHER! Figglesworth looks at the two confused, but then shrugs. He then looks at Mona Ah I see we have a wise ass here. Yes you can touch the floor. And yes it is all elves that work here. It has been that way ever since the beginning. Hundreds of years of elf work. Now for the question of how many elves have died in this lobby... He stares blankly as he speaks Too many have died here...in that tragedy of 1963...I'll never forget the screams... Figglesworth than looks at Dobby Ah, hello there Dobby. Go check in with the lady at the desk. She'll get you all set He then turns to Homura You'd be surprised at how many cancer kids mess this place up. The Frogcat then raises his hand. Um sir, where are the bathrooms? I really could use one. Figglesworth lets out a long sigh and points to three bathroom doors. Two small doors with a pink elf and Blue Elf, and a large round door with a red santa on it They are over there. Please do not mess it up with your cancer. The Frogcat nods and brings the group except dobby, who was now signing in, to the bathroom with the red santa Alright everyone. Now that we are here lets find a vent!

Gentaro uses his friendship to remove Bona's cancer temporarily. It'd be back in like a couple years. "Let's get ready! I'm gonna go see the big guy!" Gentaro uses his friendship radar and plot convenience to maneuver his way to Santa's office. "I will never let an opportunity to make a bud pass me by. NEVER"

"Let's see... plot relevant vents are usually.." Gleamstar hops up onto a bathroom stall to get a good look at the upper wall.

[The Birb than pulls a giant incredibly long sword from...somewhere? He then smashes the sword tip first into the wall in a place where a vent would be.] "Making a vent, boi! With my sick sword skillz."

"Dobby" nods to Figglesworth before running over to the elf at the help desk Oh, yes, hello, my name is Dobby, I'm supposed to start working today. I was wondering how to get into the factory, oh yes, and my bosses, some of the higher elves, I was wondering where I might find them.... In case I have any questions of course "Dobby" tries to hide his grin at this ingenious deception he's come up with, shifting nervously between his feet to sell the "new kid" vibe

The Momkey is silently following the group Sorry that I'm being really quiet, the person controlling me is doing random shit right now. The fourth wall breaks

As Gentaro leaves to go to Santa's office, Nyx makes a vent in the wall conveniently where Gleamstar was looking! Bona's cancer was now gone and the blood finally stopped pouring theough his mouth. He gives a thumbs up. The group still in the bathroom head into the vents. The Frogcat guides them as the travel through it. as they get closer to the break room the vents break causing them to fall through the wall, into the break room and onto an elf who was just enjoying a cup of hot cocoa. The impact instantly killed the elf. Ok! Disguise time! The Frogcat puts an elf uniform on and glues some elf ears on his head Perfect! Gentaro arrives at Santa's Office where he sees the big man himself checking his list. Santa looks up at Gentaro and starts to laugh HO HO HO! Well what do we have here? It is good to see you Gentaro! You have been a very good boy this year! But may I ask, what brings you to my workshop today? Santa puts down his list and looks at Gentaro with his eyebrows raised. We now go nack to the lovby where Dobby is at. The elf woman at the desk looks at Dobby with a wide smile "Oh well hello there cutie! Welcome to Santa's workshop! To get into the factory all you need to do is go theough the long hall behind me! In there is the painted history of Santa's Workshop as well! As for the High Elves, they tend to be in the west and east offices overlooking the workshop! They are both bery kind and willing to help any new elf in need! Now, I just need you to sign this form and you can head on in, ok sweety?" She puts a form onto the top of the desk with a candy cane pen.

(Slithers in looking like a snake centipede hybrid) ayyyyy

"Dobby" begins sweating nervously... He reaches out for the pen, only for his hand to pass through it as though it were nothing more than an image. He awkwardly looks at the elf woman and decides to try something I have already signed that form. "Dobby" looks deep into the woman's eyes and attempts a Jedi Mind Trick, sure, he can't actually touch things, but Deception has to be useful somehow, right?

Ayyyyyy, I'm here

Gentaro laughs haughtily, time for his expert technique. "I'm here to thank you for that bike! What was it... 19 years ago!? Don't tell the Easter Bunny or Jesus I said this, but you have my favorite holiday!"

(He rams into walls)

[The Birb waves their hand over the elf's body as a tiny spirit like substance seems to be sucked out of them and into the Birb's. The Birb would instantly take on the let's much smaller shape becoming a almost perfect copy of them save for having empty eyes. "My magik too op. Ready to do this for reals, m8t."

AYYYYY, IM RAMMING I TO WALLS

Homura starts to get into the vents, she'd then have an idea before setting off however... "Let's Magic!" The ring on her finger becomes a glowing purple egg shaped gem, she holds it in her right hand and grin. "Time please!" She casually tosses the gem into the air as it glows brighter and seems to fade a bit. "HENSHIN!" Finally the gem breaks down into light for a moment, taking a place on the back of her left hand as her clothes shift into a flowing black dress, a blue and white overcoat covers it along with a blue ribbon tied over her neck. And finally a grey metal shield with spirals along the front rests on her right wrist. Her dramatic transformation done she'd... Crawl along slightly faster than she could as a normal person and then leap down into the break room casually, her landing was pretty good... But that's kinda a waste really.

The elf lady stares into Dobby's eyes and starts laughing Alright cutie! If you signed it already go on through! After all Elves never tell lies! She opens up the doors into the hallway leading to the factory. The walls are lined up with murals of the grand history of Santa. Its mind boggling. Dobby then enters into the factory where elves are running about making toys. There is also a countdown clock counting down till Christmas. Have fun on your first day! Santa laughs and rubs the back of his head Oh you're too kind Gentaro! What a nice boy you are! I shouldn't reveal this info...but you are on the nice list! Its no surprise though! You are always on it after all! Since you came all this way, would you like some nice Hot Cocoa and some candy canes? Back in the Breakroom Nyx takes the souls of the crushed elf and transforms into a dark Birb Elf. Nyx is ready to go! Homura jumps into the break room with a great landing, the Frogcat holds up a sign that says 10 and claps. Mona has now required their elf costume! Reperzel is slamming against walls.

"Dobby" smiles at the woman elf and walks through the now open doors, he chuckles to himself, satisfied with his excellent deceiving ability Of course, just one more for the trickster. With an almost maniacal laugh "Dobby" makes his way between the elves, before asking one of the slower ones Excuse me, do you know where the most gul.... I mean nicest of the high elves are? I have a bit of an embarassing question for them and I don't really want them to laugh. "Dobby" lets out a very loud laugh, much like a certain Final Fantasy X character in an attempt to sound nervous about the whole ordeal Much like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

"Yo, I'm ready to slaughter some reindeer. Gotta spread that embrace of death, ya dig? Wait, slaughtering them was the plan, right? Eh, I'll figure it out as I go!" [With that the confused Birb elf would proceed to try and locate the location of the reindeer as well as the sleigh.]

Gentaro produces a small wooden box. "If you're gonna treat me, let me treat you!" Gentaro opens the box to reveal it's custom baked cookies, still warm!

The elf that Dobby got the attention of looks at them The nicest? THE NICEST? The High Elves are bad news man! BAD NEWS! They run this place with an iron fist! If they even see us slacking off, they put us in the fungeon! THE FUNGEON! But if you really must, the one in the east office is somewhat alright. He is less strict than the others. As the Elf starts to run away, two elf guards grab him Sorry bub, you stopped working, for your crimes you must be put into the fungeon for 2 weeks. The guards carry the wlf away as it screams. This is certainly not what you would imagine santa's workshop to be. The Frogcat looks at Nyx and shakes his head No we will be drugging them with this! The frogcat gestures to nothing Shit I forgot the drugs! We'll have to kill them now, but we still need something to pull the sleigh! Bona looks at Nyx Would you be willing to guide my sleigh tonight? Back in Santa's office Oh Gentaro you are too kind! Santa eats some of the cookies These are delicious my boi! They warm me right up! What do you put in them? Or is that a secret?

"Alright, I'll pull the sleigh but only on one condition. I want to use it on Nyxmas. It'll help me deliver death across the world."

Gentaro smirks. It is a friendly smirk. "Just look in the box, it's the recipe!"

"Dobby" chuckles as the poor elf is dragged off, he's beginning to like this place a bit more, regardless, he heads to the east side of the factory, hoping to find the high elf in charge. Well well, looks like we have a fine little dictatorship in here... It'll be fun to break it... Now then. To request the LOVELY assistance of one of the high elves and get this heist back on track

I accept these conditions! Nyxmas is a great holiday! Now then with these disguises lets head into the workshop! As they head in, they see what Dobby saw before, the writer is too lazy to put more thought into this workshop. The group looks around Alright, we need to get to the east and west offices, both have a keycard that will open the doors to the stables of the factory. The frogcat points to heavily guarded doors on the main floor below Thats our destination after we get those key cards! Santa looks in the box and laughs HO HO HO! My boy, you are too swell. Santa's eyes then narrow at Gentaro Now lets talk the real reason you are here. I see that your friends are walking around in my workshop now. What is their goal? That I do not know, but what I do know is that something suspicious is going on. The fact that you all thought you could sneak around in my workshop like that is hilarious to me. I can see everyone in the world. Nothing gets under my nose! HO HO HO! Now then, would you like to tell me what is going on? That Frogcat doesn't look like a cancer patient. Dobby makes it to the east office where there are several elf underlings doing tasks for one big elf. The big elf then looks over at Dobby. The elf's eyes are bloodshot. He then speaks Oh hey dude! Wassup!? I'm the main man in charge here broseph! I'm the High Elf here! What can I help you with today? The High Elf isn't just the High Elf in rank, but also just, really, really high

Homura quickly looks around and grabs an elf costume... Then puts it on over her Magical Girl outfit, she can't be without her powers after all! She does however ditch the shield for now so there is that. "Alright everyone, which way shall we go now!? I'm sure there's lots of work to deal with so I'd be happy to get started now." OOC: Sorry been busy with stuff, I should be able to focus now though so that's a thing.

Gentaro's smile also fades. "You saw the incident with Jesus, yeah? Well here's how that guy has it planned. He wants your sleigh, and as his bud it's my job to help him get it. I don't want to hurt you, and I'm sure you don't want to hurt me. So let's just look at it like this. You let me have your sleigh for Christmas, and I'll help you build a new one. Sound good?"

"Dobby" rubs his hands together menacingly as he chuckles to himself before responding to the High Elf in a high-pitched voice Well, you see, I was supposed to be.... Cleaning the stables, yes... But you see, they only let in the High Elves, so I was wondering if you would be willing to help me by opening the door... You see, they don't actually trust me that much. I'd rather not go to the Fungeon when there's so much work to be done Since he's unable to actually touch things himself, "Dobby" relies on his excellent lying skills to request the High Elf's assistance

[The Birb would slowly ponder over their options as they look over the guarded doors. They would begin to speak in a deep and menacing tone.] "Understood, I shall bring death upon those who would keep us from our goal...*cough* Damn cold! *cough*." [Their voice would now return to it's usual cheerful tone.] "Sorry, the winter season always makes me feel a little under the weather. I'll head to the west office."

Homura meets with the groupin the factory outside the breakroom We got two destinations, the weat and east. The west office is not too far from our position. I hear the High Elf there is a real push over! Or was that the east one? Eh whatever, all elves are pushovers. Except for our Birb Elf here! So we can all head there if you want, or we could also branch off to the east as well! Santa looks at Gentaro and sighs You're right, I don't want to fight. But losing that sled is not an option to me. It has been with me for centuries, and I'm not about to give it up. I thank you for the offer, but I'm sorry that I must refuse. Santa starts to reach for a button on his desk, surely that wont be good, right? The High Elf laughs Heh heh! Ah sure my man! I'd be glad to help you, but like, I can't even feel my legs! Its like Im on some type of other plane of existence! He yells at the lower elves in the room to leave and get him hot cocoa, he then looks back at Dobby Woah man, I'm like really high, like so high that you're starting to change into weird shapes heh heh! Its so cool! The High Elf tries to get up but stumbles and rolls over to Dobby's feet laughing Ah man! That was funny! Hang on, I'll keep trying to get uo, and help ya out! The High Elf really tries his best to get up, which he succeds at doing. He leads Dobby out of the office and down the stairs. Stumbling every few steps

"Dobby" makes sure to step out of the way to avoid making any awkward failed contact with elves as he follows the High Elf along. After a while he decides to peep up You do know where we're going right? They didn't bother to tell me on training day so I'm a little worried we could be wandering for hours

The High Elf waves his hand Yeah yeah! I got you fam! You said something something Fungeon! We be heading to that! Don't know why you'd wanna go there but if thats where ya wanna be then wh- The high elf is cut off by him tripping over a teddy bear on the stairs causing him to fall all the way down it crashing into the wall near the doors to the stables. His body is broken in several places and it looks like hes not breathing anymore...keycard 1 get?

Well, at least I don't need this disguise anymore By the time Twilight gets down the staircase his appearance is back to his usual tall, silver-haired self. He bends over the High Elf and tries to grab the keycard.... Only for his hand to pass through it Oh yeah, that's a thing... Huh, kinda needed him...... Twilight scratches his head and attempts to think of a plan that doesn't involve him actually touching anyone or anything... After a moment Wait, I'm not physically here anyways. Why don't I just walk straight through the door? And so, Twilight simply walks through the stable door, ignoring the rest of the plot

"I say we go off to the west, there's no need to split up or anything! So let's get going team, I wanna take our loot quickly after all." She'd then walk off for the western High Elf, a grin showing on the girl's face as she prepares to come up with a genius plan to take his keycard! I'll be amazing beyond belief and surely stun everyone into being impressed with her!

[The Birb elf would follow after Homura not wanting be left behind. "Don't worry! I got this! Soon we'll be out of here and back home cracking a cold one with the bois!"

The group heads to the west office. They are prepared to fave whatever dangers lurk inside. As they open the doors there are seemingly no elves around. There is a table with a keycard on it along with a note. It reads, "Gone to the break room for some Hot Cocoa, be back soon." Huh...well that works out, doesn't it? Twilight is now in the stables. They look around to see elves in an area closed off by a window. Surrounding them are reindeer cages. The reindeer all stare at him. As this goes on an alarm suddenly starts to go off. Elf guards start running into the factory. The group in the west office see they are storming the east office and are heading towards the west

Wow, they found the High Elf already, amazing. Twilight chuckles to himself as he seeks a way into the room with the reindeer cages If we're going to steal the old man's sleigh, I'm probably going to need some drivers... Lets see. Twilight clears his throat and waves to some of the remaining elves Yes, hello, I'm here to inspect the Reindeer, would you please be so kind as to let them out so I can inspect them? Don't worry about how I got in here, it seems there are other problems in the factory. His mother always told him that if all else failed, it was always worth asking politely whenever you wanted something

Homura grins to herself as time grinds to a halt, she'd quickly dash over to the keycard on the table and stuff it into her shield for safe keeping, hah! Can't-lose something she can summon at any time! She'd then dismiss the shield and return time to normal with her hands behind her head, a tune whistling as she grins at Bona and Nyx. "Well then, we've got what we came for I'd say. So shall we get going to our next job!?"

Gentaro prepares his ultra chou super dai technique. "Oh yeah? That button looks mighty fine!" Gentaro goes to spam the button himself.

Bona smirks giving a thumbs up to Homura Yeah, we should, it would seem bad stuff is brewing. So lets just get that sleigh and leave! The group runs down to the doors of the stables where they see the other high elf lying next to the doors Theres a lot of death happening here today, huh? The elves all stare at Twilight confused, but one of them eventually lets them in to the reindeer cages In Santa's office Gentaro spams the button, Santa tries to stop him from spamming it but fails. Eventually a loud boom is heard, apparently those were the controls to the elf guard barracks does. Many elves were caught in the explosion. HO HO HOLD THE FUCK UP! Santa then pulls up a candy cane sword It seems that I won't be able to have my elf guards here but I can certainly take care of my self!

"Hmmm, guards...should I kill them all or...decisions...decisions..." [The Birb seems very distracted with what to do next as they walks out of the room into the open hall. If unimpeded the Birb would make their way over to the east hall next.]

Twilight chortles maniacally as he makes his way into the reindeer cages, he walks close to each Reindeer, almost close enough to reach out and touch, before whispering to them, a wicked grin on his face Santa told me he was planning on sending you to the Fungeons for some time, might be a good idea to come out with us. No one likes the Fungeons. Just get out of your cages, get up on the Sleigh, and we can all coast out of here, home free. Twilight has to stifly an evil laugh at the thought of inciting a Reindeer rebellion, one more thing to cross off his bucket list

Homura looks at the dead High Elf and shrugs to herself, she's seen far worse so this doesn't bother her. She'd then grab hold of the keycard off him and grin to herself. "Got the next one, now let's keep moving to get into those stables ASAP!" She summons her shield once more, the 1st keycard appearing from it as she walks up to the doors, she'd then look for the place to insert them and assuming that it worked she'd go through the doors with a grin on her face.

The reindeer are terrified by the thoughts of the fungeon and slowly walk towards the sleigh lining up. They are all shaking at the thought of the fungeon making the jingle bells on them ring Homura opens the doors for the group and they all head inside. They then meet up with Twilight who is getting the deer all lined up. Bona is surprised to see him Woah, you're here! Holy heck how'd you get in here? And how did you get the reindeer to line up? I thought they only listened to Santa.

Twilight waves at Homura and Bona Consider it plot convenience, they're not likely to listen to Santa anymore. Now, for overly complicated reasons I can't hope to go into right now I can't hook the reindeer up myself, but if you two can do it they should be willing to help us take the sleigh. Twilight removes his hat in a bow and leaps up onto the sleigh itself So whenever you're ready, we can be off. And no one will be any the wiser. Because I am a master of stealth and deceit

Bona starts to help get the reindeer saddled up and ready for take off, he eventually gets to one that has a big red, shiny, glowing nose Aw, poor little guy, must have some sort of disease. Don't worry, I'll take away your pain. Bona pulls out a gun and shoots the reindeer in its head. After getting them all saddled he hops onto the sleigh

"Heh, it wasn't diseased...but bang bang shooting makes me smile."

With that, Twilight shouts to the Reindeer On Dasher, On Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen. On Comet, On Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen. And of course, lets not forget about Rudolph, the most famous and important Reindeer of all Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all, before Santa comes to put you in the fungeon With a slight chortle Twilight finally notices the body of the poor, disfigured reindeer Wait, these things can die? I always thought they were magic. Oh well, too late for that now.

Gentaro bites at the candy cane sword, his years of experience not holding him back. “That button was fun!”

With this the crew sets off into the cold snowy night. The body of the one reindeer crashes into a snowman with a tophat. As the crew fly away somethibg feels off but what is it? Ah shit we forgot Gentaro! Back in Santa's office Gentaro bites the candy cane sword destroying it, just as Santa was about to speak the sleigh crashes into his office with the crew on it Get on Gentaro we gotta bounce!

Twilight waves to the others with a bright laugh Alright, my job here is done. Have fun kids Like a true Christmas spirit Twilight's image shatters into thousands of dust-like particles before blowing away in the wind. Beautiful

Gentaro quickly nabs Santa's hat, a trophy if you will. "Sorry! I really am! You know how it is!"

Gentaro grabs Santa's hat as Santa tries to grab back at it. The sleigh flies back out. Santa looks at the group as they fly away shaking his fist cursing the group. This wasn't over, not by a longshot. Santa wasn't just going to let his sleigh be taken away from him just like that. But for now, he couldn't do anything. The crew flew all the way back to the safe house where this all began. Bona put the sleigh in a garage and claps his hands We did it you guys! That's the end of that! He pulls out a small list and scribbles on it. I'd say this was successful! Thanks again for joining me this heist, I hope ya all can make it to wherever my heists lead to next time! You all make a fine crew. The Frogcat gives them Each $100. As the Frogcat celebrated, Santa Watched from the North Pole. He then opened a drawer in his desk and pulled out some blue prints. He started to let out a jolly laugh. He put them all on The naughty list now, except Gentaro, who had been a nice guest, but Santa still swore revenge on all and he wasn't messing around. He would be back. He's got till Christmas after all

Gentaro briefly sneaks away, donning the cap. The holiday must continue. He transformed, and nabbed Santa's bag. Better start early, timezones are a bitch. "I'll help, Santa. You'll see these guys aren't so bad." With that, Gentaro'd begin delivering presents in Santa's stead this year.

OOC: I feel ho ho horribly conflicted.