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The Rainbow Rises
At the base of a great mountain a strange rainbow fluid seems to be seeping out from the rocks as the wall begins to crack. A fruity and sweet aroma begins leaking out growing more and more pungent as a distant echoing chant can be heard. The liquid drips onto the grass nearby dying it all manner of colors. It seems as though the liquid is leaking more and more as the scent grows stronger. The land is slowly becoming a variety of warped and twisted colors. Any who catch this sweet smell with their nose would no doubt begin to grow curious as none can resist it's delightful allure.
(Zane, a 7'3 man walks to the mountain, smelling that sweet smell) mmmm...smells nice....wonder what it is.
(edited by Reperzel)
But, its probably some sortta evil thing... Cuz that's how it works here most of the time
The rainbow fluid begins sizzling against the rocky wall as the rocks begin melting away. Where the rocks once are is a entrance to a strange cave with multicolored walls. A staircase leading downward deeper into the cave as the smell grows more pungent and the chanting louder. From within the cave a man in a colorful robe walks up to great Zane. He bows to him before looking him directly in the eyes. His eyes are full of a variety of colors that seem to cloud his vision. Robed Man: "Greetings, bilanid wahid. I have come to offer you our welcome. What is your purpose in coming here today?"
*suddenly appears* ...who the fuck turned the rave machine on? And what smells like extremely sweet chocolate?
Woah..umm..ay mate, names Zane, and I'm here just of the smell that's coming from the mountain...ya know why?, its doing this?
The robed man would take a moment to get extremely close to Zane's face breathing heavily and staring at him as if not seeing him clearly. His breath would smell similar to the odor in the area but much more twisted and chaotic in a way. He would then back up before he begins speaking again. Robed Man: "Ah, yes...You are correct, bilanid wahid. It is all in preparation for our ceremony. It shall be complete soon. Would you like to be part of it?" The man would notice Star's presence but would simply make a strange hand gesture while chanting at her. Robed Man: "...altaaeun almajay..."
Um...mate, back the hell up please..
...me no speak English? Wait, shit, I'm supposed to say Spanish. On another note, what are you saying? I don't know that language.
The man would back up as if only now being made aware of how uncomfortable he's making Zane. He would look around for a moment before beginning to walk into the cave. Robed Man: "Yes, yes...now come along, bilanid wahid. The ceremony will begin soon. The rainbow will rise..."
Um...sure why not (he walks into the cave as well)
... *Shrugs and walks in with them because she has literally nothing else to do.*
The cave stretches out into a mix of different colors that paint the walls. As one would descend further down they would notice the colors mixing and mashing together unnaturally. The fruity aroma in the air grows stronger and stronger until it becomes almost sickeningly sweet. More chanting could be heard as the man draws to a golden framed door. The door is a vibrant red not different in coloration from blood. Robed Man: "Ah, I see my, rynbw, al'ukhua, have already begun the ritual. Please come and join us, bilanid wahid. Perhaps you will be enlightened and change your ways as well, altaaeun almajay." The man would finally open the door to reveal a large circular room coated with the fluid from before. The smell in this room was so sweet that it would in fact be sickening and a group of robed men would be surrounding a circle made of a blood red paint. They would be chanting as well with their hands clasped as if in prayer. Robed Men: "Althana' ealaa qaws qazh wahid..."
(As he gets in deeper, the more creeped out he gets and whispers to star): I knew this place would get weird
"Hey, don't go without me!" Jiyu sprints towards the three with his black beanie off of his head. "I wanna check this thing out too."
Well, at least this isn't as weird as my trip to El Dorado. Too many tiny red men asking me if I know the way. I kept telling them it was over a cliff. Never before had I seen and cause such a mass suicide.
PFFFF AAAAHAHAHAHAH...OHOH.. OHH..that's funny
*Maria, being the lost little girl she is, walks into the group, her fox beind her.* Hey look, Kyu. Nerds. HI nerds.
(He looks over at maria and jiyu) I know one of ya..
...fair enough, considering of much of a nerd I look like...
The robed men would stop chanting and look over towards the group. One of them would look over to Jiyu and gasp. Robed Man 1: "Al'azraq!" Robed Man 2: "Be calmed, brother. Now would one of you, bilanid wahid, assist us? We need one of your kind to bring the ceremony to its completion. We promise that you shall be rewarded."
I'll do it. So, what do I do?
I bet ya five yen they gonna sacrifice her
The robed man shakes his head at Star. Robed Man: "Not you, altaaeun almajay. That would not suit the rainbow well. Your colors do not have the potential to be more complete. We need a bilanid wahid to be the one."
Um....jiyu?, he got blue....
I have no idea what's going on here. *Maria smiles happily*
Oh, okay. when the fuck did I become a member of a fucking rainbow cult? Oh yeah, San Francisco. Ahh...good times...wait, are italics my thoughts? Cool.
Blonde person, I have no fuckin' idea either
Jiyu turns his head over to Rep. "Well uhh, you kind of have green, so that's a thing."
Yeah "kind of green"
(edited by Reperzel)
One of the robed man presents a strange red plastic bag around the size of one's hands. There are small rainbow dots lining the bag and something can be felt within. Robed Man: "All you must do is present this within the circle and speak the chant, 'awadu 'an 'akun mulawanatan kama kunt qaws qazh wahid. Then the ritual will be complete..."
What's a cult?
1st: its hard ta explain, and 2nd: I ain't doing it, I don't speak rainbow..
Jiyu looks over to the robed man with with a small glare and his arms crossed. "And what exactly will this ritual do? Will it summon a rainbow god or something?"
Ah it probably will..or something like that
How do I cult?
The robed man would look at Jiyu strangely. "God? No, qus qazh wahid is much more important to the world then a God. They will bring the rynbw, al'ukhua tranquility. This is the only way for us to reach true enlightenment."
(edited by Persona)
Blu
(Appears out of nowhere) And what kind of ritual are you doing
(edited by Blu)
Um...ok we vote who does the ritual!
Ritual? That sounds fun.
Blu
From what I heard back there it’s some sort of rainbow ritual right?
AH FUCK IT ILL DO IT, RAINBOW GUY, LETS DO THIS
(edited by Reperzel)
After not being able to understand what the man had just said, Jiyu has a very confused expression on his face. "...Yeah, whatever that's supposed to mean."
I would have done it, but apparently I'm too colorful. Oh well, just means I have to go get some black or white paint and drink it. And then I'll probably die from paint poisoning. But at least I'll be high from sniffing paint while I slowly die...I have a thing for black humor. Ha! Color joke.
The hooded figure nods as he hands Zane the strange red bag. Hooded Figure: "Now just step into the circle and speak the chant then the ceremony will be completed."
Blu
Ok this sounds interesting I guess I’ll observe
ALRIGHT THEN (he walks into the circle and says): awadu an akun mulawanatan kama kunt qaws qazh wahid!
I wanna play. Aww... *Maria sits down. Kyu licks her hand. Maria then pets Kyu*
...I don't know if this will turn bad or good... knowing my luck when I care, probably bad.
The mountain begins shaking rapidly as Zane completes the chant. The bag he's holding begins glowing with a multi-colored light as it inflates and floats up in the air above him. A high pitched screech can be heard as colorful transparent tendrils begin bursting from the bag. ???: "Dear child, I have heard your prayers and have come to grant you your wish." The bag would pop as strange orbs of different color would explode all over the room. Where the bag once was is a jellyfish like creature with six different arms and glowing orbs within it's body that flash with different lights. A larger orb in its center seems to follow Zane's movements. ???: I am Qus Qazh Wahid and I have come to once again spread the rainbow across this world. But first a reward is needed for those who have aided in rejoining me with this world. The six tendrils from its body extend out towards the hooded men and seem to sink into their heads. They begin convulsing rapidly as a flurry of colors wraps around their bodies. They all fall to the ground as their skin begins bubbling with a multitude of colors before they begin falling apart into more of the small colorful candy like orbs. Qus Qazh Wahid: "Ah, yes, they are now one with the rainbow. And for you Bland One I have a special gift." One of the tendrils approaches Zane but does not move towards his head but instead says centered to him. A green aura would spread across his body as he becomes permanently stained with the color green. Qus Qazh Wahid: "You have now ascended child."
Wait...ascended?...WOOOOOO
...oh...well that explains why I couldn't do the thing. Welp, whatever. *Chugs some paint she got from nowhere*
Blu
What.....did I just see
Woah... That looks cool. I wanna try! I wanna try!
WOOOOOOO, AS LONG AS MY SKIN AINT GREEN, JUST A BIT, THATS FINE...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Well then..." Jiyu blankly strares at the green Rep.
Blu
Ok I’m going to leave this to y’all then (uses phone to disappear into the metaverse)
Qus Qazh Wahid: "Yes, child. Behold your new form." The jellyfish like entity would then show Zane an image of their new self. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/320107880772796417/401181756784377867/Green_Rep.jpg
HOLY SHIT IM GREEN..ITS ME FAV COLOR.... also is there anything else ta this mate, orrr
Qus Qazh Wahid: "But of course, as part of the rainbow you shall not be consumed by the rainbow. Now I must be going dear children. The rainbow must rise once more." The entity would float through the roof itself as the cave began completely flooding with the multi-colored fluid. The fluid would seem to repel away from Zane but the others would drown in it if they weren't careful about getting away.
Oh...well..y'all gonna die
...meh, whatever. I'm immortal, I can't drown. Probably. I think. I mean, I can breathe in space just fine, so I don't think I need air. *Star just stands around, doing nothing.*
"Shit..." A ghostly white horse appears next to Jiyu before he hops onto it. "Well, I'm not dying today, so I'll see you guys later!" Jiyu and the horse then zooms out of the cave.
What? But Kyu's too adorable to die. And I'm too young. Nyah!!! *Maria and Kyu run for their lives*
(He just stands there)...