I'm a goofy goober (Rock) You're a goofy goober (Rock) We're all goofy goobers (Rock) Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober (Rock) Put your toys away Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play I say, no way (No way) No, no, freakin way I'm a kid, you say When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again And then I say thanks (Thanks) Thank you very much So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me Go ahead and try The kid inside will set you free Hamella bebela zimela boebela hamella bebela zimela bam!! I'm a goofy goober (Rock) You're a goofy goober (Rock) We're all goofy goobers (Rock) Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah

The one and only 「Police Momkey」 stands up and applauds for Inari's performance with tears in his eyes. "d-dat was beautiful mah dude..."

"a-arigatou gozaimasu, police momkey -san.." What. the. heck. someone just called me a "fag" because i wore my Minecraft creeper hoodie to school. what the actual frick? do people still hold belief in the long-debunked MYTH that minecraft is a game for kids? it is an ART FORM meant for INTELLECTUALS such as myself and my christian friends. those SIMPLETONS wouldn't understand. how pathetic. i am SICK and TIRED of being JUDGED by INFERIOR FOOLS. FRICKERS who would never understand the true value of Minecraft. NINCOMPOOPS who would never be able to perceive and internalize the vast world of blocks and the boundless beauty it has. why can't they understand that I AM NOT A LOSER JUST BECAUSE I PLAY MINECRAFT!

I bet this is a lie too.