Why do you exist?

Why do you exist? I've had this question many times but; This account was originally meant to raid cafes and other spots that I hate. But now, this is a legit swat team, no more unnecessary raiding.

Who do you serve/hail?

How do you get so many retweets on Twitter?

Who do you serve/hail? Nobody, only myself. How do you get so many retweets on Twitter? d o n t a s k

How do you get so many retweets on Twitter? also this don't be me https://twitter.com/swattingboats?lang=en ok I'm definitely not a jerk, like a swatter.

What do you like to do when you're not raiding or active?

What do you like to do when you're not raiding or active? Relax, play shadow of war and draw things, like the eye of Sauron.