>Politely inform America that flashlights in fact, do NOT make the dark less scary, as they only cover a small percentage of the shadows, and suggest a nightlight instead

>Goes to find egg

>Take out a flashlight and make some very curious hand puppets with it. One of which is the bird and another an insult in three other countries. Finish it with a gang sign to summon your best bros.

>Punch America

>Nuke Norway

>Nuke Germany

You politely inform America. America does not listen. You look for an egg. You are informed that China has eggs. You make a handpuppet of a bird. Italy jumps in and makes a puppet of Pasta

>Curse in Spanish and start to cry

Well, I tried the peaceful solution, only one thing to do now >Call Justice stupid

>Steal egg from China

>Curse in Hebrew and Shoryuken the nearest person

>Nuke China

You curse in Spanish. Spain curses back and a tear rolls down your eye, whicg you try to roll back You steal an egg from China. Russia gets angry and tries to stop you. However, America steps in but they side with you because Russia owes them $20. Then, Poland gets involved and want to remain neutral but Germany and Russia keep trying to persuade him otherwise. Japan steps up and says China is being too aggressive. Thus, World War III is started over an egg. World War III end. Game restart

>Steal some nuke codes and nuke Canada

>Challenge America to a duel for it

>Dab

>Stare at Spain with creepy smile

>Suggest building a wall to split Berlin in half again, calling it Berlin Wall 2

>manifest destiny

>Rides on the metal gear

Mexico offers you an enchilada and some tacos, and you gladly oblige. Afterwards, you stand closely to Cananda, telling him to prepare for the "nukes" You dab normally. America responds, "Naw, bro, that's not how you dab. You gotta do it like this." America puts his right hand on his chest and holds his left arm upwards. France intervenes, "America, why must you butcher everything?"

>Dance for cheat code

>Punch France in the face and steal his money

>SHORYUKEN!(France)

> unleash the nukes

>Lead robot army against Canada

>Dab again to assert dominance

>Climb a nearby tree.

>Suggest Berlin Wall 2 again. Tell everyone it will be bigger and better than the original.

>Cause a revolution to overthrow America.