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swat_squad
The Swat_Squad Text Adventure
You wake up in your house, its time to do something!
ArkadeKing
>Wonder why there are so many text adventures
Rom_Dolos
>sv_cheats 1
swat_squad
You wonder why, maybe because.. wait! YOU WIN: The Meta Ending You gained the cheat code; Swat_squad, use it to call in the swat_squad at any time.
ArkadeKing
>Swat_Squad cheat
Sylveon
>Join the Communist Party
swat_squad
You wake up in your house, its time to do something! The swat squad suddenly bursts into the room, but then realize the call was for nothing, they shoot you, you die.
swat_squad
You wake up in your house, its time to do something!
ArkadeKing
>Assassinate Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, get Vermin Supreme to become president
swat_squad
You think of two ways to kill Donald and Hillary. A. Assassination Attempt B. Headshots through a sniper
ArkadeKing
>Why not both?
Rom_Dolos
>persuade swat_squad into assassinating both of them
Cait_Sith
>Use nuke
swat_squad
You think of it, you could easily poison them, then shoot them both in the head with a sniper, though you'd need to be quick. Type A to proceed with the plan. You attempt to persuade, sadly, you are only at speech level 1, reach to speech level 5.
ArkadeKing
>>A
Rom_Dolos
>>A
swat_squad
You proceed with the plan, first, you'll need to buy a sniper and some rat poison. You decide to look on Illegalbay for listings. ILLEGALBAY ACCOUNT MONEY: $20 (Add Funds) --------------------------------------------------------- Sniper Rifle (Brand new, but rusty) $500 Rat poison $2
ArkadeKing
>Get the rat poison, get enough money to buy the sniper through illegal means
swat_squad
You purchase the rat poison it should arrive within a day. You look for illegal ways to get money.. A: Theft B: Assassination Attempt C: Steal a car, then sell it on ILLEGALBAY The risk ranking lists from A: Lowest to C: Highest.
ArkadeKing
>D:All of the Above
swat_squad
You attempt to do all three at once, by coincidence, you see a guy drinking coffee, having a money bag AND driving a car!
ArkadeKing
>Kill the guy, steal the money, also steal the car with snekiness
swat_squad
Luckily, he's driving a car with no windows, so you kill him pretty easily. you drive off in the car into your garage. You Gained: $200 and Car with no windows. Apparently, some people wanted this guy dead. your getting emails from your computer.
ArkadeKing
>Look at your emails and see if you can sell the car
swat_squad
EMAILS ------------------ Nigerian Prince - hello i am.. Your Local Guy Steve - Hey, i not.. ILLEGALBAY - Your Ratpoison has be...
ArkadeKing
>Your Local Guy Steve
swat_squad
Your Local Guy Steve ------------------------ Hey, i notice that you killed the guy doing all three things. while you are reading this, I'm transferring $100 dollars to your Ilegalbay account thx.
Rom_Dolos
>ILLEGALBAY
ArkadeKing
>ILLEGALBAY
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Have a heart attack, because why not?
swat_squad
ILLEGALBAY -------------- Your Ratpoison has been delivered, please review our refund policy if the item does not suit your needs. RECEIPT: Ratpoison $2 Account: $20 --------------- $238 In Account (Click Here To Add Funds)
ArkadeKing
>Add Funds
swat_squad
While reading, you suddenly have a heart attack, what I mean by that is literal hearts attacking you. YOU 4/4 Weapon: Rat Poison (2 Damage) Hearts 5/5 Weapon: None (1 Damage) FIGHT - DEFEND - ITEMS - RUN
ArkadeKing
>sv_cheats 1 toggle godmode
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Scream "Oh shit" and smack the hearts
Rom_Dolos
>summon swat_squad as party member
swat_squad
>Error. sv_cheats 1 command does not exist! >You attack.. YOU 3/4 Weapon: Rat Poison (2 Damage) Hearts 3/5 Weapon: None (1 Damage) Hearts is getting ready to run! FIGHT - DEFEND - ITEMS - RUN
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Use item "Heart Breaker".
ArkadeKing
>Perform the Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Punch MARK 7!!!!11!!
swat_squad
>Item Does Not Exist! Check your inventory. YOU 3/4 Weapon: Rat Poison (2 Damage) Hearts 3/5 Weapon: None (1 Damage) Hearts is getting ready to run! FIGHT - DEFEND - ITEMS - RUN You peform the secret move! Hearts instantly die. You go back to reading the email. ILLEGALBAY -------------- Your Ratpoison has been delivered, please review our refund policy if the item does not suit your needs. RECEIPT: Ratpoison $2 Account: $20 --------------- $238 In Account (Click Here To Add Funds)
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ArkadeKing
>SPLX HRTS INTO WRLD
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Say "Oh, cool." and get the rat poison.
swat_squad
>Item get! Rat poison
Rom_Dolos
>Set the car up for sale on ILLEGALBAY
swat_squad
You set the car for sale.. A buyer instantly purchases it for $200. -Car without windows You gained $200!
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Think "Noice." and then call the Kool-Aid man.
ArkadeKing
>Nigerian Prince
(edited by ArkadeKing)
swat_squad
You call the Kool-aid man while reading the Nigerian Prince Email. Nigerian Prince ----------------- hello i am nigerian fresh prince ples call bel ok ------------- The phone picks up. - Hello, Kraft Foods here! - ...
ArkadeKing
>Ask why the fuck Kraft is here. also call bel
Rom_Dolos
>Ask Kraft "Do you have any more of those KD crackers?"
(edited by Rom_Dolos)
swat_squad
- Hey, fuck you too! -CALL CANCELLED BY RECEIVER You have no fucking idea who the hell is bel, but you decide to type the numbers: 235. -So this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, id like you to take a minute just sit right there, and ill tell you how I became the fresh prince of bel air!
ArkadeKing
>Go find the emailer and murder them. Slowly.
swat_squad
You can't track him down, he has a constantly changing IP address every 10 seconds all around the world. - In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Sing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song in it's entirity, even though you don't know it.
ArkadeKing
>Punch the creator until I am told where to go
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Yell "Paperboy is behind this!" and burn an NES cartridge.
swat_squad
Apparently, im not here. You sing along, and suddenly, a dollar comes flying down. Your Current Mission Is: Assassinate Hillary And Trump With Rat Poison and A Sniper
ArkadeKing
>Check your balance and the sniper's price
Rom_Dolos
>Check funds
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Hack into the matrix and change your objective to: Look at the spicy memes of North Korea.
swat_squad
You realize you don't have a computer, you'll have to buy one somehow. CHECKING FUNDS: In Pocket: $36 In ILLEGALBAY: $438
ArkadeKing
>Go to bed, you're tired and it's been a crappy day.
Rom_Dolos
>Transfer pocket money into account
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Pull a computer out of thin air, because you're a gosh darn magician. (And mother said you'd never go anywhere with your magic career!)
swat_squad
You transfer your pocket money into the account $36 + IN ILLEGALBAY ACCOUNT You go to sleep. You woke up by a news broadcast "..President Trump will be having lasagna at the Whitehouse in two days, and rumours say that Hillary is coming too!..."
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Think about pizza for two hours, because they said lasagna on the TV.
swat_squad
You pull out a computer out of thin air, but too bad it can't run Crysis, SO ITSS TRASSSHH! You destroy the computer, because of it cant run Crysis.
swat_squad
You think about it, you immediately get 1+ additional max health!
ArkadeKing
>Undestroy the computer, because we don't need Crysis
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Suddenly summon a pizza, because you want to eat some good pizzer!
Rom_Dolos
> ↑ + ↑ + ↓ + ↓ + ← + → + ← + → + B + A + Start
swat_squad
You want to summon some pizza, but can't. You don't want to undestroy the computer, it cant run Crysis, it's trash.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Wonder why if the computer can't run Crysis, thus making it trash.
swat_squad
You insert the Konami Code... -- Kept you waiting, huh? You Unlocked The Ability To Sneak!
ArkadeKing
>Decry the gods.
swat_squad
You want to, but sadly you cant, for some reason, also you should purchase your Sniper Rifle from ILLEGAL BAY before someone else buys it.
ArkadeKing
>Buy the sniper rife while decrying the gods
swat_squad
Welcome back to Illegal Bay! (My Account) Money: $476 ----------------------------------------------------------------- (New Update! Click To Find Out More!) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sniper Rifle (Average) $200 Sniper Rifle (Ancient WWI Relic But Reliable) $100 Sniper Rifle (Brand new, but rusty) $100 Sniper Rifle (Cheap, purchased off Shanghai Chinese Black Market) $50
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Summon JonTron. He could buy the rifle for you.
ArkadeKing
>Average
swat_squad
You attempt to summon JonTron. Jontron - STOP! (earrape) STTTTTOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFnH0Fu-e4
(edited by swat_squad)
Rom_Dolos
>Average. While you're at it, get 2 more orders of rat poison for good measure
swat_squad
You Purchase the Average sniper. You Order two more rat poisons. Welcome back to Illegal Bay! (My Account) Money: $476 Your Cart: 3 Items (Proceed To Check Out) ----------------------------------------------------------------- (New Update! Click To Find Out More!) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sniper Rifle (Average) $200 Sniper Rifle (Ancient WWI Relic But Reliable) $100 Sniper Rifle (Brand new, but rusty) $100 Sniper Rifle (Cheap, purchased off Shanghai Chinese Black Market) $50
ArkadeKing
>Check out and prepare for the day
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Somehow, pull JonTron out of thin air. I don't know how, but you just do!
swat_squad
CHECKOUT MENU -------------------- Sniper Rifle (Average) $200 Rat Poison 2x $4 ------------------- Account: $476 (Accept) (Remove All Items)
ArkadeKing
>Accept
swat_squad
I can't pull JonTron out of the air, I-i cant do it!
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Accept.
Rom_Dolos
>Accept
swat_squad
CHECKOUT MENU --------------------- All Items Should Arrive Today (Earliest) --------------------- Account: $272 (Check Out Recommended Items!)
ArkadeKing
>Leave and wait till tomorrow. In the REAL WORLD FOOLS
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Wonder, "But y tho?"
swat_squad
Real World? You Mean This World? You go to sleep. Lasagna Day Is Tomorrow.
ArkadeKing
>As a person has said, "BECAUSE FUCK YOU!"
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Dream about pizza.
Rom_Dolos
>Check price of plane tickets to Washington D.C.
(edited by Rom_Dolos)
ArkadeKing
>Prepare to get Vermin Supreme elected
swat_squad
You dream about pizza.. Suddenly, you are in a battle within another person who looks like he has been starving! Starved Man 1/1 Weapon: None You 6/6 Weapon: Rat Poison
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Give the starving man moral support, and a ceasar salad.
ArkadeKing
>Shove your hand down his throat and rip out his spine
swat_squad
The starving man gives you a sword, but somehow the sword ends up in the real world as you wake up.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Wonder of the words he said. "Oi it's me living meme and here take this, I need to get rid of this before my wife kills me."
Rom_Dolos
>Test out sword
swat_squad
Lasagna Day Is Tomorrow.
Rom_Dolos
>Check current location
swat_squad
You test out your sword. Its light, flexible, and sharp, however, it is extremely small, like the size of a sword, but cut in half.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Enlarge the sword because you appear to be a damn magician.
swat_squad
You Are In Texas.
swat_squad
You can't enlarge the sword, if you do it's just going to ruin the speed it gives out.
Rom_Dolos
>Order taxi to Washington D.C.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Eat a car in front of an entire crowd with the excuse: "He burnt my patch."
swat_squad
A news broadcast turns on:"Apparently, the taxi service 'Meep Meep' has been shot down, it's sad because you cant get anywhere in Texas anymore! You'll have to take a plane just to fly to a damn state!"
Rom_Dolos
>Check price of plane tickets to Washington D.C.
swat_squad
It's cheap. $20, probably because 'Meep Meep' has been shot down.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Buy that damn plane ticket!
Rom_Dolos
>Order 1 plane ticket to Washington D.C.
swat_squad
Sadly, you realize that you transferred all your money to ILLEGAL BAY, and its locked in there.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Transfer the money back.
swat_squad
You cant. Its locked in.
Rom_Dolos
>Motherlode
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Scream "GOD DAMN NIGERIANS!" and punch whatever device you're using to access ILLEGALBAY.
swat_squad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Since im kind, the Air ticket is free now.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Order that ticket, and call your car an ugly crocodile.
Rom_Dolos
>Order free ticket to Washington D.C.
swat_squad
You punch your phone, too bad it has a forcefield you forgot even existed.
swat_squad
You order the free ticket, its first class as well! Now, all you need to do is figure out how are you going to smuggle a sniper rifle and rat poison.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Devour the forcefield and punch your phone again.
swat_squad
You cant eat the forcefield because you forgot it existed. You punch it, you realize it has a forcefield you forgot even existed.
Rom_Dolos
>Use sneak ability to sneak in your items in a sneaky bag compartment
swat_squad
Ah, the sneak ability! You manage to make a hidden compartment, you have shoes, the sole is made out of metal, you use that to your advantage, and make yourself have REALLY big shoes and really small ones.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>If you can't eat the forcefield, eat the whole phone!
swat_squad
You cant eat the phone, it has a forcefield you forgot even existed.
Rom_Dolos
>Search whitehouse schematics on google... but in incognito mode
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Scream "WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DAMN PHONE!" and bomb the phone.
swat_squad
Meh, sadly the phone just doesn't care about anything, and take no damage. I T S A T T R A C T E D T O Y O U. You gain nothing on Whitehouse schematics, your flight is taking off soon, pack up yer bags and go!
Rom_Dolos
>Pack up bags and go
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Before your flight is set, disable the forcefield and eat the phone. Then pack your shit.
swat_squad
You reach the airport, first, you need to get past security... Your Sneak Ability Gets You +2 On Sneaking! You require 4 sneak to pass. Rolling die... 2. You get past security, you get extra lucky (land exactly on the number) and manage to steal a pistol from the security! You board your flight.
swat_squad
Y O U C AN T D I S A BL E Y OU R F O R CE FIELD YOU FORGOT IT EVEN EXISTED
Rom_Dolos
>Search through the plane's selection of channels
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Scream "SHIT!" at the top of your lungs on your flight.
swat_squad
A service lady comes over. "Something wrong, sir?"
Rom_Dolos
>Reply: "No YTV on this flight?!"
swat_squad
The selection of channels are.. Games Movies Some Weird Shit Music Other
Rom_Dolos
>Games
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Reply Number 2: "MY PHONE WON'T BREAK!"
swat_squad
The service lady replies. "Sorry about that, you could try the 'Other' channel if you can't find it here."
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Some Weird Shit
swat_squad
You pop onto the games channel. There's a secondary channel selection. E-Sports Games Back The service lady just walks back and pretends she didn't hear anything.
Rom_Dolos
>E-Sports
swat_squad
You get out of the game's selection and hop onto 'Some Weird Shit' You get a secondary channel selection Japanese Whatever The Hell This Is Order Bodypillows on your flight Japanese Weird Shit
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Order Bodypillows on your flight
swat_squad
Orders For Bodypillows --------------------------- Weird Pokemon Shit Pillows Anime pillows I don't even know what the fuck this is. (Bannanna pillow?)
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Anime pillows. Proceed to search for Futaba pillows.
swat_squad
There are some. (BEST) Futaba (SPECIAL) Futaba (REGULAR) Futaba
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Order best and special.
swat_squad
Airport Bodypillow Menu ----------------------------- Sadly, the following item(s) is in use, (BEST). we can book your Body Pillow now, and you will receive it after use. (Find Passenger Who Is Using This) (Book)
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Find passenger who is using this, and book.
swat_squad
The passenger is in seat 34. You book.
swat_squad
Also, I barely know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Walk to seat 34.
swat_squad
You walk up to seat 34, A passenger is asleep, holding the body pillow.
Rom_Dolos
>Use sneak to sneakily take the body pillow... sneakily
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Use the sneak ability and sneakily take the body pillow.
swat_squad
You attempt to steal the body pillow... 1+ Because Sleep 2+ Sneak Abillity Must get 4.. Die rolls 1. You get lucky, again. You get the body pillow and you somehow glitch out the system, the body pillow is yours forever.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Think "Yes!" and snuggle the pillow.
Rom_Dolos
>Smile devilishly as you walk back to your seat
swat_squad
The Game Is Bugged.. Please Wait.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Think "Ohno"
(edited by Akira_Kurusu_Fan)
swat_squad
Game fixed. You walk back to your seat.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Snuggle the body pillow and give it a little peck.
swat_squad
You snuggle with your body pillow, apparently, the people around you dont care. The body pillow is the B E. S T A friendly robot delivers your other body pillow. "ENJOY."
Rom_Dolos
>Snuggle each pillow in each arm. One for each of the voices in your head
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Thank the robot for being nice, and then snuggle both pillows.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Slowly begin to fall asleep with the pillows.
swat_squad
LASAGNA DAY IS TODAY. You wake up, your flight is almost over, the body pillows are still in your arms.. a. Good idea would be to steal the body pillows.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Decide to steal the body pillows, as they are your only friends.
swat_squad
You attempt to steal them... you must get 4. Stealth +2 The die +2 Im obsessed with your luck, let me marr- wait.. lets forget what I just said.. You manage to steal the body pillows, aswell with another one you found on the ground! Its not Futaba, however it is a Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku body pillow, better quality of the best Futaba waifu pillow. Its legendary.
(edited by swat_squad)
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Make out with the ULTIMATE quality body pillow.
Rom_Dolos
>Pack all acquired pillows before the flight lands
swat_squad
It g o od. However, Donald and Hillary are going to start the Lasagna feast tonight, better get to a tall spot.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Go to Trump Tower.
Rom_Dolos
>Alternatively, sneak into whitehouse kitchen
swat_squad
You head over to Trump Tower, you notice this is where the Lasagna is being made, you could poison it AND get into a high position. You are on the first floor. The lobby. You need a pass to get to the other floors.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Search around for a pass.
swat_squad
You look around.. You must get 4 or above on your die roll. Four. Holy shit im actually not making this up! You gain a pass, you also find a employee card!
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Think in relief: "Oh thank god. I was hoping that I might have to either summon JonTron or call the swat_squad."
Rom_Dolos
>Check surroundings
swat_squad
You look around, there is this security lady blocking the stairs. I mean, you could do with three options.. Seduce - Show employee card - Show pass
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Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Equip the Amulet of Dibella and attempt to seduce the security.
Rom_Dolos
>Show employee card
swat_squad
You equip the amulet from Skyrim, its actually Mara but ok. 1+ For Amulet You require a 4 or more... Die rolls a 3. You ultimately seduce her into moving her back, but also giving you all her gear. Interesting.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Walk to the kitchen.
swat_squad
You walk to the kitchen, a chef approaches you. "Are you Ramsey?"
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Reply "Yes." and then scream "WHERE'S THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE!" in your best Gordon Ramsey voice.
swat_squad
The chef pisses his pants and gets to work. The lasagna is in reach, in the middle at the big plate. you have to disguise the rat poison of some sort of ingredient..
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Put the rat poison in with seasoning salt.
swat_squad
A chef walks up to you. "Gordon, that's not on what we are supposed to put in there! You know ingredients yes!?"
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Reply with: "Don't worry. I know my ingredients. NOW GO MAKE SOME GARLIC BREAD TO ACCOMPANY THIS!"
swat_squad
You realize your luggage is still with you in the briefcases, this includes the waifu body pillows.. You manage to poison the Lasagna, Donald Trump will be here, and recognize you and take you down if he sees you, best to get out now.
Rom_Dolos
>Get out quickly, but act natural
swat_squad
You get out of the kitchen, the actual Gordon Ramsey is approaching with Donald Trump, you have no choice but to go up, and get ready for the Whitehouse assassination.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Go up.
Shadow_Operatives
>Call in the Shadow Operative because the SWAT squad is too incompetent
swat_squad
You go up in a floor, business meetings are all around here with security all over the place. Two rooms look special. MEETING 872 and MEETING 666
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Ignore these rooms and go up to the roof.
swat_squad
The shadow operatives appear, however they have no clear objective. So they are just better bodyguards.
swat_squad
The roof is blocked off with a key door, you dont have any keys so you'll have to try MEETING 872 Or 666.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Attempt to summon JonTron. He has the keys, you just know it.
Rom_Dolos
>Peek through door of meeting 872
swat_squad
I cant summon JonTron still. You peek in 872. They show waifu pillow statistics, and they seem to be giving out free waifu pillows.
Akira_Kurusu_Fan
>Try to hold yourself back from running in.
Rom_Dolos
>Peek through meeting 666 door
swat_squad
You peek in room 666. A very cool black robed guy that is made out of bones with a sick scythe that is made out of bones friendly waves at you while he picks up a phone call.
(edited by swat_squad)
Rom_Dolos
>Drop your lowest quality waifu pillow near meeting 666
swat_squad
Are you sure you want to drop (SPECIAL) Futaba waifu pillow?
Rom_Dolos
>Yes. Reaper man deserves some love too.
swat_squad
You drop (SPECIAL) Futaba Waifu Pillow near MEETING 666. You still need the key, only one room remains, room 872.
Rom_Dolos
>Surroundings check room 872
Italy
>eats some ice cream and throws pasta at everyone present.
swat_squad
You miss most of your ice cream and pasta shots miss, because you arent strong enough. In room 872 there are a whole intire bucket filled with waifu pillows, aswell as a key to the roof, the meeting in room 872 appears to be over.
Rom_Dolos
>Blend in using (BEST) Futaba waifu pillow
swat_squad
You blend in, for no reason whatsoever. But people in the meeting room look convinced.
Italy
>sits in a corner, begins to write a song for swat_squad.
Rom_Dolos
>Approach while blended in. Attempt to sneakily take key
swat_squad
You take the key. A person randomly just says: "You know, those waifu pillows are free?"
Rom_Dolos
>Reply: "Sweet!" and take a few more waifu pillows for future reference. Walk to roof
(edited by Rom_Dolos)
swat_squad
You take 4. ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED! Waifu Pillow Guardian: UNLOCKED: Deep breaths, me lov You walk to the top of Trump Tower. Trump is eating Lasagna outside. On the other side of the table is Hillary Clinton. You realize that the waifu pillows grant you being very calm, so you stack waifu pillows on your sniper for good measure.
Rom_Dolos
OOC: With that, I should be going. Nighto, everyone!
swat_squad
GAME SAVED. GAME OVERHEATING, GAME OFF.