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Birb Text Adventure or something
You are birb. What kind of birb?
A proud birb
A Fiery Birb.
A birb of the shadows
An Apocalypse Birb, or a firey birb baring that.
You are a Fiery Birb. [Save file created.] You sit on a very burnt branch in a metal room.
I think it's safe to say yall are weird birbs
Be a birba, I sg birgg bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
>Breach Containment
Wait. Are we all Fiery Birbs or is just one person playing?
>make screeching noises
Everyone control birb. Twitch plays birb.
birb checks out the burnt branch to see if there's anything useful to find in or to do with it.
Birbs aew nice, date the burb. Date yourseef
Pecking the branch just shows how ashy it it. The end breaks. Obtained scorched branch! With a mighty REEEEEEE, you slam into the door and break out of the room. An alarm goes off somewhere. Your reflection on the shiny floor looks very sexy.
(edited by Cait_Sith)
>Burn all the clerks
Birb kisses the shiny reflection. Birb likes shines
>Throw up on the floor
>Peck the floor
>Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
>Eat closest object
>more scree
You peck/kiss the floor. It kisses back. Unfortunately, you are separated from your love when you suddenly throw up on the reflection. Some guys come to shoot you but you burn them in your grief.
>Steal their guns
>Enter main room and burn employees
Birb eatses the guards' remains up. Eating hyooman makes birb strong like hyooman.
>Save Game
>Peck Guards
>Eat to fill the empty void in your heart.
Game saved to Slot 1. You eat the cooked hoomans. Max HP up! Obtained gun. You have gun in talons. America. You burst into the main room, screaming and pecking everything. Everything is on fire.
>Seize the means of production
>Peck the fire
>Menacingly stare at the burning room
>Realease other Birbs
Birb lookses around in hopes to find anything useful. He also tries to think about his goal in life.
>Look around for more things to consume.
You think about life as you stare at the flames. You then realize that taking over this capitalist society is the only way to secure peace for birbs. You find a big birb with eyes and r e l e a s e. 1/3 birbs found. You see burned bodies and guns. And sword.
(edited by Cait_Sith)
>Find other two Birbs and R E L E A S E
(edited by Yu-Narukami)
>Duct-tape the sword and guns to make a Guword
>Throw burned bodies
Birb gives weaponses to other birbs. more birbs with more weaponses makes more birbarmyness.
(edited by Shantotto)
REEEEEEEEE is what echoes through the halls as you shoot people with your new gunsword. Big birb gets knife and does a stab to help. You throw burned bodies at people to make a hooman bonfire. Yum. You release a smol birb. 2/3 birbs released.
>Consume dead bodies with other birbs
>Pet smol birb
>more s c r e e
>Find final Birb and reunite it with the others, time to open the gate
>Level up into a Lvl. 2 birb
Birb invites his friendbirbses to eat the hyooman barbecue. Tasty meat for feisty birbs
>kill all with gunsword
You pet smol birb. Smol birb is pleased. You have a feast and gain enough EXP to reach Level 2! But you can't overthrow capitalism by eating alone. You open the final door to release the final birb... And the three go off to unite to cause the apocalypse. In the name of Comminism. Ending 3: Apocalypse birb >Load slot 1 >EMPTY SLOT >EMPTY SLOT
My work here is done
>Choose empty slot
Empty slot chosen. Begin game with new birb?
Birb wants more. Birb activates the cheat codes. Up Up down down left right left right b a
(edited by Shantotto)
>Yes, chooses fast birb
(edited by Jiyu-Hatanaka)
>Sure. Why not? >Shadow birb
(edited by Tokoyami)
CHARACTER UNLOCKED: HYPER BIRB You are gliding above the treetops.
>switch to hyper birb
>Dive bomb a nearby village
Hyper bird uses hyper beam. It's super birbfective.
>Fly up to the sun
>Drop bomb on trees
(edited by Tokoyami)
Hyper Birb's reign of destruction begins. You slam into the town, going so fast and glowing so brightly you're practically a laser. You go right through the Earth and back out towards the sun. The laws of physics are mere toys.
Eat god and reshape the world for all birbs to enjoy.
>Stares at the sun before consuming it
>Eat the world
>Birbcome A S C E N D E D B I R B
>C O N S U M E
The sun and earth are seeds. God is just a tasty snack. With one breath, you inhale the universe, bREaKINg ReALITYY INVEDHnge FOR A WORLD FOR BIR- [Data corrupted. Game shutting down.]
>Smack BirbStation and clean off disc
>Restart game?
Throw your nintendo birb out the window. time for a new one.
>New game
[THIS IS A REALM OF BIRDS ONLY. HUMANS SHALL NOT TAINT IT.]
Birb makes his way out of the game and eats player hyooman. time for revenge.
>Have pet birb clean disc and SCREE at broken BirbStation
Everyone here is eaten by hyper birb.
The End
>Eat inside hyper birb
Not The End
Is dead.
>Pet birb becomes ANTI-HYPER BIRB