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Cait_Sith
Birb Text Adventure or something
You are birb. What kind of birb?
Shantotto
A proud birb
Yu-Narukami
A Fiery Birb.
Soupicide
A birb of the shadows
Homura-Akemi
An Apocalypse Birb, or a firey birb baring that.
Cait_Sith
You are a Fiery Birb. [Save file created.] You sit on a very burnt branch in a metal room.
Shantotto
I think it's safe to say yall are weird birbs
Pancake_Knight
Be a birba, I sg birgg bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Yu-Narukami
>Breach Containment
Soupicide
Wait. Are we all Fiery Birbs or is just one person playing?
BonafideMonafide04
>make screeching noises
Cait_Sith
Everyone control birb. Twitch plays birb.
Shantotto
birb checks out the burnt branch to see if there's anything useful to find in or to do with it.
Pancake_Knight
Birbs aew nice, date the burb. Date yourseef
Cait_Sith
Pecking the branch just shows how ashy it it. The end breaks. Obtained scorched branch! With a mighty REEEEEEE, you slam into the door and break out of the room. An alarm goes off somewhere. Your reflection on the shiny floor looks very sexy.
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Yu-Narukami
>Burn all the clerks
Shantotto
Birb kisses the shiny reflection. Birb likes shines
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Throw up on the floor
Tokoyami
>Peck the floor
PJ_Berri
>Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
Soupicide
>Eat closest object
BonafideMonafide04
>more scree
Cait_Sith
You peck/kiss the floor. It kisses back. Unfortunately, you are separated from your love when you suddenly throw up on the reflection. Some guys come to shoot you but you burn them in your grief.
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Steal their guns
Yu-Narukami
>Enter main room and burn employees
Shantotto
Birb eatses the guards' remains up. Eating hyooman makes birb strong like hyooman.
Soupicide
>Save Game
Tokoyami
>Peck Guards
PJ_Berri
>Eat to fill the empty void in your heart.
Cait_Sith
Game saved to Slot 1. You eat the cooked hoomans. Max HP up! Obtained gun. You have gun in talons. America. You burst into the main room, screaming and pecking everything. Everything is on fire.
Soupicide
>Seize the means of production
Tokoyami
>Peck the fire
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Menacingly stare at the burning room
Yu-Narukami
>Realease other Birbs
Shantotto
Birb lookses around in hopes to find anything useful. He also tries to think about his goal in life.
PJ_Berri
>Look around for more things to consume.
Cait_Sith
You think about life as you stare at the flames. You then realize that taking over this capitalist society is the only way to secure peace for birbs. You find a big birb with eyes and r e l e a s e. 1/3 birbs found. You see burned bodies and guns. And sword.
(edited by Cait_Sith)
Yu-Narukami
>Find other two Birbs and R E L E A S E
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Soupicide
>Duct-tape the sword and guns to make a Guword
BonafideMonafide04
>s c r e e
Tokoyami
>Throw burned bodies
Shantotto
Birb gives weaponses to other birbs. more birbs with more weaponses makes more birbarmyness.
(edited by Shantotto)
Cait_Sith
REEEEEEEEE is what echoes through the halls as you shoot people with your new gunsword. Big birb gets knife and does a stab to help. You throw burned bodies at people to make a hooman bonfire. Yum. You release a smol birb. 2/3 birbs released.
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Consume dead bodies with other birbs
Tokoyami
>Pet smol birb
BonafideMonafide04
>more s c r e e
Yu-Narukami
>Find final Birb and reunite it with the others, time to open the gate
Soupicide
>Level up into a Lvl. 2 birb
Shantotto
Birb invites his friendbirbses to eat the hyooman barbecue. Tasty meat for feisty birbs
Naoya_Toudou
>kill all with gunsword
Cait_Sith
You pet smol birb. Smol birb is pleased. You have a feast and gain enough EXP to reach Level 2! But you can't overthrow capitalism by eating alone. You open the final door to release the final birb... And the three go off to unite to cause the apocalypse. In the name of Comminism. Ending 3: Apocalypse birb >Load slot 1 >EMPTY SLOT >EMPTY SLOT
Yu-Narukami
My work here is done
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Choose empty slot
Cait_Sith
Empty slot chosen. Begin game with new birb?
Shantotto
Birb wants more. Birb activates the cheat codes. Up Up down down left right left right b a
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Soupicide
>Yes
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Yes, chooses fast birb
(edited by Jiyu-Hatanaka)
Tokoyami
>Sure. Why not? >Shadow birb
(edited by Tokoyami)
Cait_Sith
CHARACTER UNLOCKED: HYPER BIRB You are gliding above the treetops.
Naoya_Toudou
>switch to hyper birb
Soupicide
>Dive bomb a nearby village
Shantotto
Hyper bird uses hyper beam. It's super birbfective.
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Fly up to the sun
Tokoyami
>Drop bomb on trees
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Cait_Sith
Hyper Birb's reign of destruction begins. You slam into the town, going so fast and glowing so brightly you're practically a laser. You go right through the Earth and back out towards the sun. The laws of physics are mere toys.
Shantotto
Eat god and reshape the world for all birbs to enjoy.
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>Stares at the sun before consuming it
Tokoyami
>Eat the world
Soupicide
>Birbcome A S C E N D E D B I R B
PJ_Berri
>C O N S U M E
Cait_Sith
The sun and earth are seeds. God is just a tasty snack. With one breath, you inhale the universe, bREaKINg ReALITYY INVEDHnge FOR A WORLD FOR BIR- [Data corrupted. Game shutting down.]
Soupicide
>Smack BirbStation and clean off disc
Naoya_Toudou
>Restart game?
Shantotto
Throw your nintendo birb out the window. time for a new one.
Jiyu-Hatanaka
>...
Tokoyami
>New game
Cait_Sith
[THIS IS A REALM OF BIRDS ONLY. HUMANS SHALL NOT TAINT IT.]
Shantotto
Birb makes his way out of the game and eats player hyooman. time for revenge.
Soupicide
>Have pet birb clean disc and SCREE at broken BirbStation
Cait_Sith
Everyone here is eaten by hyper birb.
Soupicide
The End
Tokoyami
>Eat inside hyper birb
Soupicide
Not The End
Jiyu-Hatanaka
Is dead.
Soupicide
>Pet birb becomes ANTI-HYPER BIRB