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Scarce
What the RP lifecycle is
Introducing the setting, blah blah blah. It’s a quiet and peaceful café/gym/dungeon/continuation of a previous rp People then join, as per usual with their interesting but vague mini backstory. Then when you scroll to the bottom... BLAZE ATTACK NINGEN TEN TIMES KAMEHAMEHA DRAGON FIST the fists enters the mans gut, permanently killing him Then the person who “died” HA! I can’t die as I am an immortal god. Bend down on your knee. Then everyone gets bored and leaves.
Yu-Narukami
You forgot about the part where everyone in the thread becomes incredibly confused by an obscure and overly complicated plot point.
Scarce
OOC: Like why does this plot point exist? Can we remove it? And Scarce quit godmodding or else we will just ignore you IC: I think it’s time for drastic measures cracks knuckles the aura around Scarce starts turning into something that only gods had seen before MISSISSIPPI TRANSFORM! ^ Just tack this in the middle somewhere
Luard
easy solution to all these problems. Have no plot, no fighting. Just open a cafe or something. I'm sure absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong with that, right?
swat_squad
easy solution to all these problems. Have no plot, no fighting. Just open a cafe or something. I'm sure absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong with that, right? dont
Ohya
Can I use the cafe like a hotel?
Luard
Can I use the cafe like a hotel?I don't see why not, odds are no one's working there anyways
Yu-Narukami
Problems? Whoever said anything about problems? These are what makes RP magical.
Scarce
You can do anything in a cafe, such as create a teleporting wormhole that only sucks you out and doesn’t destroy the cafe. You can set the entire thing on fire and then someone will make it so your fire doesn’t work and while that happens everyone else thinks the cafe is burning down.
Ohya
Well naturally. That just makes logical sense.
swat_squad
I wonder, can there be anything that is unique? I mean, cafès are just lazy, why not something else?
Luard
you could always make a hotel and use it like a cafe. That would be a nice twist
-Light-
The imagination can be a dangerous thing.
Ohya
Because they work. We've had everything from arcades to wal-mart show up. Cafes somehow always live on while others fade out. Survival of the fittest. Cafes are the strongest. ...Actually can we bring Wal-Mart back
(edited by Ohya)
swat_squad
Why not create a world where there is a castle siege? That would be fun.
Ohya
Siege on Castle Caffeine! What a great idea!
-Light-
There was a wal-mart rp?
Yu-Narukami
Time to go bring back the Cafe I technically own.
-Light-
Didn’t boss start the cafes in the first place?
Ohya
LMS and I'll revive the bar.
General_Manager
There was a wal-mart rp?yes, there was a single Walmart RP I made this account for. If you wish to read up on it simply look in this account's created threads.
-Light-
I would’ve joined in on that.
Ohya
When is Wal-Mart 2, General Manager-san?
Yu-Narukami
When Tatsuya comes back into work.
General_Manager
When is Wal-Mart 2, General Manager-san?as soon as we're done renovating Wal-Mart 1. It got wrecked pretty badly
swat_squad
Oof, we're sorry about wal-mart! We will protect the store safer next time!
-Light-
The hype is real. I’ll make sure to be available after school.