It seems an unlawful revolution has occurred in Walmart. I cannot let this abide as the true heroine of the Phansite. But I'll need backup. Zelda pulls out her military grade walkie talkie. Hello, R7? We got a problem. A pretender manager has taken control of Wal-Mart. I need as many men as you can spare. We're going to war.

The fuck is this all I get? Oh well time to raid. Let's go recruit. Zelda busts through the front door with her sword and begins frontflipping her way toward the managers floor

As ZELDA frontflips to the door, she cans we it's already open. A chair is facing the wall. "I see you have arrived." The figure turns around. It's Waluigi! "WAAAAAAlcome, to my new Taco Stand!" All of the counters are filled with Tacos.

*Aristotle Means kicks the door to Walmart open* Do I sense... MEMERS?!?!

Hey can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... boneless taco? With a side of cyanide, please

Time to unlock the Tide-Pods