Text Adventure: Temple of Nope

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A text adventure that involves you trying to infiltrate the temple of the shitposting god Nope... but what WILL happen when you get there? >You awake in the morning to a phone call. What shall you do?

Rom_Dolos

>Check caller ID

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

The Caller ID reads: The Goddamn FBI. This is code for your friend Broom.

swat_squad

>Decline the phone call, and train hand to hand combat

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

You can't decline it. You just can't.

Rom_Dolos

>Accept call and say: https://phansite.net/chat/emojis/roast.jpg

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

Broom responds with: "Hello to you too. I have a proposition, to infiltrate the temple of Nope."

swat_squad

>Scream on the top of your lungs, then fall to sleep on a bed.

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

You scream at the top of your lungs. Broom takes this as a yes and hangs up. Current Objective: Go to the Temple of Nope. [Optional: Find where the Temple of Nope is.] Broom explains that the Temple has the Secret to Shitposting. Somehow, he doesn't even call back.

(edited by Akira_Kurusu_Fan)

swat_squad

>Take a sword and practice with it.