(Lol I see how this relates to me during my first days here.)

After having miraculously managed to turn on his computer, Grimnir slowly but surely works his way to the google. Hours later, our poor hero confuses the place for a tech help place, swiftly making a thread under the moniker "Gulden_God" Yes, hello, Microsoft? I have been having an issue with the google. I have tried shouting it commands and even threatening violence, yet I have barely been able to get it to function. Is there any way I can get a replacement for this?

Natsuki saw the thread appear and read what it said. She was :thunking: to herself on what she was seeing and decided that she would troll Gulden_God. Hello Gulden_God, I see that you are having issues with Google? First off, have you tried restarting your computer?

Grimnir jumps at the notification sound, immediately pointing his spear at the device. The threat apparently over, Grimnir laughs and throws his weapon aside, before typing out his reply Apologies for the slow reply, the contraption made a threatening noise at me, fortunately it lives for now. Anyways, how is it that I would go about restarting this thing? There are a variety of buttons, but none of them read "restart"

Natsuki confusingly read her post. How the the heck did she not destroy the computer yet? Natsuki was thinking of a way to troll her and so she replied to her.. Well, if you want to restart the computer, you have go on Google and search for "Bonzi Buddy". From there, you would want to download the installer file for Bonzi Buddy and start installing it. It should restart the computer for you OOC: Bonzi Buddy is a actual program that was released by Microsoft but it was quickly scrapped due to having some viruses with it. So, DON'T actually download Bonzi Buddy. You'll be putting your computer to death.

Somehow or another, he's gotten onto the internet! Haha in your face tech bane curse of being a wizard! Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden, now online! The man would stumble onto the site after a while and make an account... "Wizard-Detective". Wait, really none of them read restart? I assume that would be in your user interface or something man, I'm no tech expert here but uh look for a button somewhere like a circle with a bit at the top of it. Also, are you an actual god who got bored or something? Force of the trade to ask speaking as a wizard, you would be shocked by the things I've seen.

Grimnir jumps at the notification sound, but manages to control his urge to threaten the computer for it. Rather, he calmly sits down, grinning at Wizard-detective's reply. What an opportunity Why I am not only A god I am THE god. Grimnir, the Mad Cyclone, Heaven's Chosen God of War and Tempest of Ruin, why, the very earth itself trembles at the mention of my glorious name, and evil knows to quake in fear of my majestic prowess, why once I fought off an entire army of monstrous fiends single-handedly, whirling through the battlefield and leaving nought but their crippled bodies in my wake. I have come amongst you mortals in order to learn more about this new world and, as a nice bonus, sniff out where evil may lay so I can bring it the Righteous Justice of the Heavens itself, acting as Judge, Jury, and Executioner to a variety of mischevious mites or villainous vampires. Really anything at all fits the bill. Anyways, back onto the subject at hand. So I need to "restart" this in order to google something, but to restart it, I need to google something? Tell me, is there a much simpler solution, preferably one involving an epic quest?

While she was waiting, she see's Wizard-Detective responding to her. Oh no. Either they are both trolls or they are serious into larping. Either way, let me ask a question on here. She looked through the site and realized that the website was heavily inspired by the game 'Persona 5'. So, she wanted to get a answer of what Persona 5 is so she made a new thread and called it 'Is Persona 5 for Mega Weebs or for Lonely People?'. She wrote in the body of the thread I would want to know what Persona 5 is because I played too many gay games and wanted a opinions if Persona 5 are for squares or not. She got a notification message and saw what Gulden_God said. She responded to her. If you want to go on a quest, you can always go down to your local computer store and ask them to install Bonzi Buddy for you. They'll know what to do. ;)

Ina also sees this website when on MyCube "Huh. This seems interesting." She enters the forum with the username 'Foxy-Fire-Mage' "So, I see we're having some computer troubles?" Ina enters the conversation. "The easiest way to reset your computer is just hitting Ctrl, Alt, and Delete at the same time.

Grimnir hardly jumps at the notification sound, laughing triumphantly before swiftly writing his response Thank you fair maiden, now then, I am off to get this "BonziBuddy" of yours, I shall be back in a moment After carelessly removing his computer from the wall, taking off all plugs in the meantime, Grimnir rushes down to the place from which he procured the device. After interrupting the employees' attempts to explain what Bonzibuddy is with several long monologues about himself, they decide to give up the ghost and simply install the program, watching as Grimnir's computer is destroyed.

Harry would type out a quick response to Grimnir, chuckling at the over the top answer... Either that guy is insane, or an actual god of some kind. The god huh... I can't say my readings have ever told me anything about you, but if you're ever hunting vampires and the like in Chicago look me up, I'm in the books under "Wizards" and I think we might just have something in common if you're serious about fighting monsters anyway. Hmm, Persona 5? He vaguely recalls hearing about that one at some point... Still, he can't say too much about it. I would wager it's ya know, just a game for people who play RPGs? I'm more so into the tabletop scene myself, but I think that's a bit silly worrying about "squares" or something.

She see's 'Wizard-Detective' response. She wasn't sure if she would take this guy seriously or not so she was thinking of a way to respond to him in a "appropriate" manner Okay. I might have to look that up later then. So, you're new to this site to? Are you one of those "larpers" that lives in your mom's basement and the closes love you'll get is you anime body pillow?

~Special account made for this thread~ SaltyPersonaFan logs onto the Phansite and sees the thread, immediately commenting on it. I'll have you know that Persona is in no way, for the weebs and lonely people. We are the upper class of society, and if you don't like the game, then you're trash.

Natsuki see's SaltyPersonaFan's response. She was confused in what she gotten herself into. So, without hesitation, she tried to think of the most savage response to SaltyPersonaFan so she typed up: No u. People will always say that because they can't face the truth. So you are a weeb aren't you? Well, I hope you enjoy your lewd furry videos tonight~. She giggles to herself by the response she made.

SaltyPersonaFan rages a bit inside as he types his next response. You're probably a trashy person who lives in a dump, like all people who dislike Persona are. I could hack your IP address, although you wouldn't probably have one cause you're using the wifi at Mcdonalds.

Natsuki giggled to herself even more when she read what they said. So, she was researching a little more of who was i the game. She found out that the MC can date other women in the game. So, she found a picture of one of the woman in the game and posted with the photo attached. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/d4tj3wc4fdoyqqvcmfmg.jpg So, her name is Ohya huh? Sounds like a nice name. Would you ship the MC with her? For me, this is a high tier-ship.

Harry just sighs and responds to them both, jeez don't these kids have anything better to do than argue pointlessly on the internet? Well, this seems to be going nowhere and I would say both of you are crazy. If the things that go bump in the night flick on the lights, look me up. Regardless, I've got work to do so see ya ar The man would hear a beating sound on his door and sigh, having no time to finish typing before he hits send in a rush and grabs a small rod laying on the ground. Oh, a troll broke into his apartment... Unknown to either of them, a rather frenzied battle would begin in a Chicago apartment complex.

At this point, SaltyPersonaFan is incredibly salty. Oh my gosh, Ohya is the worst ship! You must the be the lowest dumps of society. Everyone obviously ships Ann/MC, and if you don't, you're an incredibly disgusting person. Just like everyone who likes Makoto is obviously a pig.

Natsuki was "lmao" when she was this. Mwhehehehehehehehehehe Natsuki wanted to trigger SaltyPersonaFan some more and so, she when to Google images and found some Morgana "Go to Sleep" memes. She proceeded to spam them with a bunch of Morgana "Go to Sleep" mems to SaltyPersonaFane.

A comment appears within the thread. ANYONE WANT TO RP?!?

Natsuki saw a post made by a grey haired "fuq boi". She see's this and responded to him. What the heck is a "RP"? Speak American bro.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" SaltyPersonaFan punches his computer and shatters the glass, while also consequently recoiling in pain. He then picks up and slams down his keyboard. fwejgfjweigjwefkpbgjmfweojgnmowerjngvow3qrjrn

Logs in and responds to Natsuki's "Speak American" comment Entschuldigung!

Registers for the first time, after encountering the site, as NiijimaExecutable. Almost immediately gets her nudes leaked as a thread is created titled "She wiggled her last potato." :eyes:

When she was about to respond to SaltyPersonaFan, she see's Germany's comment and was like Oh for fuc- Oh, what's this? She see's NiijimaExecutable post about wiggling her last potato. She was curious on to what it was but she stopped herself and looked herself in the mirror. NO, you're better then this. Keep your eyse as pure as possible.