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*Bowling*
Yu would be waiting in front of an abandoned-looking warehouse with the word 'Bowling' painted crudely on the front. He'd be holding a bowling ball with a serious look on his face. "Anyone up for some bowling? I'm actually a master when it come to the art of bowling. Watch how far I can throw this ball!" He'd throw the ball a fair distance with an overhand toss. It would land with a loud clank as it made a dent in the pavement of the sidewalk.
The mystery man in the leather jacket would enter the abandoned, not anymore but you know, warehouse with his own pitch black bowling ball in tow. "Nah nah nah nah, you gotta do it like this!" Evolt would throw his ball underhanded, of course it went so high it punched a hole in the roof, and it wasn't coming down anytime soon.
Yu would observe the man's professional bowling technique, impressed by his skill in the sport. "I see you are a bowling master as well. It seems I have much left o learn about this delicate art of a sport. Well, time for the kick off." Yu would take out another bowling bowl and place it in front of him. Next he would pull out a golf club and take a powerful swing at the ball. The gold club would break upon impact with the bowling ball but the ball would somehow be sent flying into the wall of the building, becoming embedded into it only half sticking out.
Ooh, we’re bowling now? The young, blue-haired girl m remarks as she approaches, Cale billowing in the wind with her own, shiny blue bowling ball I’ve seen this dozens of times. Let me take a crack at it. Sayaka jumps towards the building, performing a pirouette in the air before tossing her own ball straight ahead, through the building and out the wall on the other side
Somewhere in the distance a loud screaming voice can be heard shouting 'BLACK HOLE BREAK'. The ball would come crashing down, but instead of the ball sized hole, it made a meter wide crater into the terrain. "You shouldn't be using a gold club, those things are for show! Use one of these!" Evolt would pull a steel baseball bat from his duffel bag and offer it to Yu. "You have good posture, but your tools are wack!"
Yu would take the bat and look it over. He wasn't quite sure how to use it to bowl but he soon realized his mistake. "Oh, I understand now. Of course, the bowling clubs I've been using easily break but this should be able to get a homerun." He'd take another bowling ball out and hit it with the steel bat directly. This time cracks would form in the bowling ball as it soared directly into the buildings foundations, splitting into two pieces mid air. With all the damage done to it the warehouse would begin creaking and cracking, soon it would begin collapsing. "A perfect homerun."
Evolt would clap vehemently in awe. "Bravo! A true slam dunk!" Evolt now rolls a pin at a set of bowling balls, causing them to scatter into the lane. "Touchdown!"