I'm sorry, he cant be with you for he is already with me. We've already made protein pancakes together so our bond is inseparable. I know it's hard but you need to move on and find a new pancake to be with.

Maybe I can be of assistance? My skills in pancakery are second to none.

unepic PK moment

Just so you know fam, I got shipped with PK first.

Actually I was shipped with PK first after the musical

I ship PK with Waffles

Good morning Phansite It seems that many users here dispute my love for PK and instead ship him with themselves but these users are simply spreading fake news, I am the only one that can make love to PK the best and his true destined soulmate PK please reply and accept my feelings, we can get married and have a big honeymoon in Israel PS my PK bedroom set arrived today, now I just need to order a body pillow and have a shred of PKs hair and it will be complete. I can't wait until he accepts my love and marries me. I will syrup up your life my breakfasty love PancakeKnightFan99

Not so fast

Bloody Hell PK keep it in your pants do you see how many people are trying to come after you.

Just so you know fam, I got shipped with PK first. nobody ever shipped you with PK except yourself haha

CAN YOU ALL STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY YOUR AFFAIRS WITH PK?! HE'S MY DAMNED WIFE HUSBAND AFTER ALL!!! (i think i win this fight.) PK if any of these claims are truthful and you've been cheating on me I will not hesitate to gut you. Love you sweetheart xxxxx

Is this were I call the police MonkaS?

you what daddy?

Is silently concerned in the corner about what? mind yer own business stupid isa-cat

you what daddy? Hey you stop that right now I will not hesitate to call the squadron on you.

too bad, they wont careee

They’ll care for my safety which you jeopardize. That’s a joke nobody cares.

lol no they wont liar i care smh

Wha

Wha No, I want PK's love and affection. I'll elminate the competition

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460263786650271756/514635569586765824/xmulu1f6urt11.jpg

PK tell your harem gang to back off before they level the entire site stop acting shocked.

Has a new Yandere arrived in the Phansite? 👀

Oh dear god, I have no idea how this nonsense started but the only answer is trial by combat. You losers have to fight till only one stands!

rip pk, you were too popular

tbh reading some of these posts was great, funny ones, true ones, his reaction (cute btw) and other reactions. p.s. im not a yandere its just a dumb thing we have going on where i threaten his loyalty and then he reacts? its been a while since i last did it but i swear its a joke and hope he doesnt mind it we all know he wants me, his wife.

I was referring to PancakeKnightFan99 and 100 but ok oh shit also really, i didnt notice both lemme go reread

Bloody Hell PK keep it in your pants do you see how many people are trying to come after you. hey, just so you know, we have a very romantic relationship i dont fuck around with..uhh procreation

Good evening Phansite My PK body pillow has arrived and I am very happy, I'm still preparing my wedding dress or suit for when PK asks me to marry him. Anyone claiming PKs heart over me is simply jealous of me and probably plays minecraft in their moms basement. Thankfully I play Roblox instead. Losers. I am planning me and PKs romantic evening to Moscow where we will visit all of the sites including red square where absolutely nothing bad happened. And we will eat many Russian pancakes. Thank you all for people supporting my love and I will post a new status update tomorrow PancakeKnightFan99

Wait, PK's dead, right? Did we ever even find out what happened to his corpse either?

>Nobody knows what happened to PK's corpse >PK Body pillow :AAAA:

uh oh, PK's in trouble and he needs our help! All he needs to save hims from the stalkerish PancakeKnightFan99 is your mom or dad's credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 wacky numbers on the back. i got your back PK, we gon' get rich quick

Good evening Phansite My PK body pillow has arrived and I am very happy, I'm still preparing my wedding dress or suit for when PK asks me to marry him. Anyone claiming PKs heart over me is simply jealous of me and probably plays minecraft in their moms basement. Thankfully I play Roblox instead. Losers. I am planning me and PKs romantic evening to Moscow where we will visit all of the sites including red square where absolutely nothing bad happened. And we will eat many Russian pancakes. Thank you all for people supporting my love and I will post a new status update tomorrow PancakeKnightFan99 :ohno:

PK does not appear to be denying these claims.. Honey, are they true? Are you..cheating on me? Planning to elope? Or remarry? But we haven't even divorced, my love.

Just so you know fam, I got shipped with PK first. The only thing you could get shipped with is a body pillow in a cargo hold.

You’re two days late to that joke being funny

I know

PK does not appear to be denying these claims.. Honey, are they true? Are you..cheating on me? Planning to elope? Or remarry? But we haven't even divorced, my love. AAAA I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT THING, UNLESS NECROPHILIA COUNTS

AAAA I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT THING, UNLESS NECROPHILIA COUNTS H-Honey, please don't joke like that !! Toying with my feelings hurts, y'know? It..is a joke, right?

rip queePK

who the fuck should i ship pk with before you say rosie i already shipped her with a lead pipe

Behold, it is I, Axel, lord of memes and memorization! I have come hearing that the one known as PK has been deceitful and lecherous in his ways! As a professional when it come to stealing hearts I shall break into his palace and make him confess all his sins before your very eyes! Got it memorized?

Excuse me? PK has a heart of gold! In fact, everything about my precious little detective is so perfect and handsome! He has no palace, and I shall protect PK from any possible danger, including those who would like to pursue his love! Don't think you can steal him from me, Masayoshi Shido!

who the fuck should i ship pk with before you say rosie i already shipped her with a lead pipe how about me, his wife? insert excuse me wtf meme