After obtaining something you mortals refer to as a “girlfriendâ€, I no longer felt the need to associate myself with you mere shitposters. However, with time I have realized that I’ve been a fool all this time, and I miss my friends whose users are such a distant memory that no names even come to mind. Please forgive me for my sins. I wish to rejoin the ranks of the Phansite as everyone’s second favorite Inari.