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Honestly Lnari, I question your intelligence.
You do nothing but post complete trash tier posts, not even worthy of being called shitposts, just for the attention.
You are either the co-worker that gets picked up with a red stapler, or you are that child that was abused so badly that you have to come onto an anonymous forum, and do everything you can for attention.
You try to pull our attention becuase it's the only thing you manage to do successfully in life, as you seem to not be capable of much else, and considering the fact you have two accounts to post with, tells me that you have such a high level of ADHD, you probably forget you are taking a piss midway through.
Your low quality posting also tells me that your intellectual though process is so goddamn low, that you unironically think that my "non-existent" testicles actually sprout from above my heel, ignoring the fact that the bone in my ankle is not actually for reproductive means.
The only joy you probably have in your life right now is some people acknowledging your trash tier posting, and your false ego gets inflated every tie a poster ignorantly claims that you are a god tier shitposter, without actually knowing what god tier shit posting was.
Come back to me later when both of your testicles drop, you have a few more years on you, and you experience the world outside of the basement you dwell in. Soon you will learn that mother's hotpocks (assuming you even know what the love of a mother even is) is not sufficient to survive on, and for the love of god, it's not called a fedora.
At this point I've seen so much and experienced so much that I don't feel pain from this.
I don't feel disgust, I just feel disappointment.
Disappointment with who you are as a human.
I'll be fine and I'm sure you will be, I just ask you change yourself.
And I'm leaving it up so everyone knows what you did
After doing extensive research in my sleep, I have found out many things about Lnari. First, the L in his name actually has a meaning. It stands for Loss. Loss being a dead meme, it shows us that Lossnari does not actually keep up with memes of today’s standards. By seeing that he doesn’t keep up with memes of today’s standards, we can assume that he has been disconnected with society for a rather long time. Being disconnected from society and being a shut in is one definition of a weeabo in japan, for at least the japanese people from my knowledge. Seeing that Lossnari the weeabo is from japan, we can accurately assume that he isn’t in EST, the all around best time zone to ever come out of the invention of time zones from Albert Tesla of India back in 1769. After you put all of this information together, we can easily assume that Lnari is…
Actually a furry.
Even more evidence to this theory is the fact that he used the world “uwu†when he gave me a wish for a good night, which I had by the way. Thx bb. Using this info, we can assume that he also uses the word “owo†and maybe even “^w^â€, the most cursed of the trio. Seeing that he uses cursed texts in his posts, and seeing that he is indeed an oldfag, we can assume that he probably knows more about the site than I do. Which is pretty mf-ing gay if you ask me. I mean, we all know girls don’t exist, meaning that he was hanging around guys for like 2 whole years before I came around. Pretty unepic bro. Also, a while back, in a old thread I was reading, Lnari had a thread where he described himself as a girl playing yugioh. As I already established, girls don’t exist. Meaning that… Lnari is…
A gay trap furry who’s not even homiesexual.
Yes, this is a lot of information to spill all on one post, and rest assured, my fellow phansite users, I will get to the bottom of this… For better or for worse… I rest my case.
After more research using the duckduckgo browser, which helps me learn about all of the most well hidden secrets because it’s what hackers use, I was able to learn even more about the Gay Furry Trap that we all know as Lnari. You see, he said that I pissed on his wife, which is complete f a k e n e w s, I was able to uncover the identity of Lnari’s wife. His wife is none other than…
Inari
Yes, the real Inari. That’s why he wanted to be the imposter Lnari, to get closer to the real Inari and eventually marry them. And to prove that I haven’t pissed on Inari, we can see that the last time Inari got online was June 4th, 2018. I was only around for about 5 days when that happened, and I wasn’t nearly as confident about my shitposting skills to piss on the great Inari. Knowing this, we see that it couldn’t have been I that pissed on Inari. But who was it, you may ask? Well, my fellow phansite user, it was none other than Lnari. You see, Lnari being the Gay Furry Trap has to be at least a bit kinky. And he was angry enough at me to want to fuck the earth itself. We all know that Earth-Chan is too pure to be smashed like that (kill me for using that horrible dead meme).
Finding out about this horrible scandal has changed me as a person. Before, I was naive and trusting, now…
I’m the exact fucking same
This info that I have found has scarred me, leaving me a changed man. Pursuing such dangerous information is quite an arduous task. Be rest assured, fellow phansite users, I will find as much information I can on Lnari, and bring order (lmao) back to the phansite.