Here at the WPD, we make it our priority to ensure that no wandering passerby falls victim to an attack from an inhabitant of a clearly labeled dangerous forest. We make it our job to remove the slightly malevolent creatures that lurk in these out of reach and secluded areas, guarenteeing the safety of the 1 person that comes there every century. See a wild pokemon in the woods? Don't fret! Simply hide behind the nearest tree and call us as loud as you possibly can. Our arrival will be guarenteed within 3-5 business days or most of your money back. Unless you die. Dead people don't need money. So we'll keep your money if your dead. Our phone number is 1-800-PURGE.