I’ve returned from a grand adventure of the mind. I’ve conquered my fears, I’ve burned bridges. I’ve not only overcome my demons, but I have turned them into my pets. I have reached a greater state of mind than I formerly knew existed. Through all I’ve been through, I’ve come out the other side a better person. I have but one rescheduled, and that is that you all PLEASE do what you were born to do. And sit on my face.