I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

huh, more people said "god" than i was expecting

Well, that was an option

Ngl, I’m a little disappointed at the lack of shitposting here

You're all sort of forgetting that one of the internet's most important rules is that there are no girls on the internet.

the devil is the details

god is currently in the lead