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Hmm, today I will post

A very serious discussion topic. I hope you didn't think this would be some "Joke" or "Shitpost". I am more than just that. Like seriously, I don't go on Phansite to just post dumb shit, I come on here sometimes for actual connection. To talk to one another and discuss things. Sure I may shitpost here and there, maybe even more, but I can be in a normal discussion too. Now, I would like to start off this discussion by asking a question to everyone. PLEASE BE SERIOUS IN THE REPLIES What's the fastest way to dry off pants? I accidentally spilled water on mine and I don't want to stand up and leave because people will think I peed myself and I rather not have Sharon from McDonalds think that.

Shadowgear

set 'em on fire

Mono

Hm... I would say wiping the spot down with napkins then heating up the spot. I don't really know how effective it will be, but that's my best guess.

(edited by Mono)

Ina

Tbh I usually just put them on/near the heater. Wait a few hours and boom, you have your pants back.

Luck

well fire would technically be the fastest way.

Micah

Napkins bro

Luck

If not fire then try a hairdryer. It's faster than napkins and it won't destroy your pants.

Bazinga

Piss on the rest of your pants so it looks normal

elmco

suck it back up

Luck

If all else fails, put on a different pair of pants.