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Mona
Does a cat need to wear a condom?
Asking for a friend
Kitagawa
Does a cat even need to have sex to begin with?
Boss
If you're gonna do that go outside, I don't want any of that in my shop
Mona
How else are they going to reproduce?
Kitagawa
It would seem you have answered your own question.
MonasWaifu
*blushes furiously*
-Kanji-
That's what neutering is for.
hazama
Mona, buddy, Ann isn't going to have sex with you. This isn't BlazBlue.
Mona
I said for a friend! *blushes furiously*
Boss
Hey man, there are way better waifus.
hazama
@Mona
Yeah, and Madarame said he painted the Sayuri.
Mako-chan
Nope, cats have those weird spiky peni. If you're wondering why I know, it's because I have a cat, don't you dare go assuming I'm a weird person, wtf is wrong with you?
Mona
Thanks for an actual answer, Mako-chan. I'll be sure to let my friend know
3xcal1bur
what friends, mona
Mako-chan
Are those friends humans, cats, or cars?