Your not apology is accepted.

You should be sorry. That was terribly executed.

What would an artistic rendition of a shitpost look like?

Do you ever get bored and browse fanfictions looking for something extremely horrible so you can read it and tell all your friends about reading it?

And that's the story about how I read a fanfiction about someone putting a book up his ass.

Lol

You fool. Don't bring up fanfiction or you might summon Heat.

Oh sweet innocent Yusuke

There's life before you read Full Life Consequences, and after

Heat is but a mere baby. Do you even know the true horrors of what I write?

No, but I'm willing to learn.

In case you can't tell, I'm a masochist through and through.

Yes, Kitagawa. Please, share your most disturbing story.

I shall not post them here- or anywhere for that matter... but the ones that are probably the most fucked are the ones where Yusuke fucks himself with a bundle of paintbrushes and also the one where Akira gets sexual with Morgana.

I will spare you the horrors of seeing the writing itself.

what the fuc

Your post got hijacked boy.

sht

sht

My most recent writing was a threesome between Yusuke and the Velvet Room lolis.

How much would you charge for a printed copy of those stories?

Dude, I have a friend who writes incest erotica. What you're telling me doesn't even compare to the horrors I've witnessed.

You do realize most of the reason I am not writing Persona 5 incest is because I don't like Makoto.

Though I have written Madarame x Yusuke and also Ryuji x Kamoshida.

I should write Yusuke x The Sayuri next...

Dude.

Wtf.

Sojiro x Niijima.

his name is tohru adachi and hes one badass motherfucker in search of the perfect cabbage

he rode into tokyo like a badass no other motherfucker looked so damn good in glasses bsides maybe hitler

adachi did backflip thru the air and crashed thro the school makoto was there and she was FUCKIN PISSED

makoto took her gun a tried to shoot adachi but he was too dam good and dodged it like matrix

adachi said all you motherbitches this is my cabbagequest so he exploded the school but sae brought the police

it turnd out nanako did th mental shutdowns so her teamed up with pancakes an batman an fot police so adachi could escape to get perfect cabbage

adachi did 8 frontflips and rode into supermarket but the cabbages slept with ann so adachi sad

adachi go thro leblanc and fell in love with morgana forbidden love so akira and sojiro fite but stone cold steve austin gave everyone stunners even adachi but stone cold knew what was up and adachi had a mission so he let him go

goro fuckin akechi kidnap morgana an try to turn all cabbages into pancakes adachi couldst let happen

adachi rode his motorcyc into akechis fuckin face but akechi surviv and burn adachis butt with fireblade but stone cold can back and stunnerd akechi so akechi said yuv beaten me heres best cabbage ever

adachi was so happy that cry so he kiss morgana and stone cold was like who wants beer

adachi promis to return one day so him and stone cold rode motorcycles into the sunset

der end

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

okay wtf is even happening anymore

wow

Sojiro x Niijima? Which Niijima though

sae