his name is tohru adachi and hes one badass motherfucker in search of the perfect cabbage

he rode into tokyo like a badass no other motherfucker looked so damn good in glasses bsides maybe hitler

adachi did backflip thru the air and crashed thro the school makoto was there and she was FUCKIN PISSED

makoto took her gun a tried to shoot adachi but he was too dam good and dodged it like matrix

adachi said all you motherbitches this is my cabbagequest so he exploded the school but sae brought the police

it turnd out nanako did th mental shutdowns so her teamed up with pancakes an batman an fot police so adachi could escape to get perfect cabbage

adachi did 8 frontflips and rode into supermarket but the cabbages slept with ann so adachi sad

adachi go thro leblanc and fell in love with morgana forbidden love so akira and sojiro fite but stone cold steve austin gave everyone stunners even adachi but stone cold knew what was up and adachi had a mission so he let him go

goro fuckin akechi kidnap morgana an try to turn all cabbages into pancakes adachi couldst let happen

adachi rode his motorcyc into akechis fuckin face but akechi surviv and burn adachis butt with fireblade but stone cold can back and stunnerd akechi so akechi said yuv beaten me heres best cabbage ever

adachi was so happy that cry so he kiss morgana and stone cold was like who wants beer

adachi promis to return one day so him and stone cold rode motorcycles into the sunset

der end