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Ran about America's cans
The diameter of a pringles can is too small, and I cannot stick my hand in it
Rant*
advantages of small hands
Use yer T I N Y D O N G E R
Use a fork.
Smash it with a mace.
Cut through the bottom of the can and let the chips fall into your mouth.
@Ruined

Clever.
Realize the can never existed.
Realize the world never existed
Realize you never existed
No can = no problems.