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"Attendant"
At Akira's house back home,

*Doorbell rings*

Akira: "I'm coming!"

*Opens the door*

Lavenza: "Hello master!❤️ I'm here for the service you requested!"

Akira: "But I didn't call for a maid. And how exactly did you end up becoming a maid?!"

Lavenza: "Well, master Igor said he had no more use for me, and hired this fellow to take my place. As you know, I need money to sustain myself too. I'm not just some magical creature that doesn't get hungry, so I applied as a maid."

Akira: "Ok, but do you know exactly what you're doing?"

Lavenza: "Trust me, I had training before I applied."

A few days ago, somewhere in Japan,

Kawakami: "So, who are you again?"

Lavenza: "My name is Lavenza."

Kawakami: "Okay...and why do you want maid training tips from me?"

Lavenza: "I know you've been this one boy's maid before, and I want to know how exactly you served him."

Kawakami: "Why him, though? There are way more men out there that like girls like you."

-> Continued
Lavenza: "I have my reasons for that. Please just teach me in the ways of becoming a maid, and I will pay you back in the future."

Kawakami: "Fine, but you owe me for this..."

Back to the present:

Lavenza: "Your room is very filthy. I should clean it."

Akira: "Just make sure you don't touch my stuff, okay? I'm going to head out for a bit."

*Akira goes outside*

*Lavenza spots a gray object on Akira's bed"

Lavenza: "What is this?" *taps screen*

*Nude photo of Makoto pops up*

Lavenza: "Oh my!"

15 minutes later,

Akira: "Ugh I can't believe I left my phone.."

*Opens door*

Lavenza: "What is the meaning of this? Why is there a nude photo of the Priestess arcana in your phone?"

-> Continued
This is probably the 3rd or 4th best thing I've ever read.
If I show up this goes in my top 10 best things ever list
Lavenza: "And it's not just the Priestess, but it's also the Lovers, the Hermit, and some person named FoxLov-"

*Akira rushes to snatch his phone from Lavenza's hands*

Akira: "THAT LAST ONE WAS AN ACCIDENT. Didn't I tell you not to touch my stuff?"

Lavenza: "Why do you have those naughty pictures? I never thought you would be this impure. And to think we had something special..."

Akira: "Look, I get lonely sometimes and..wait what did you say?"

*Lavenza looks away and blushes*

Lavenza: "It was nothing. If you were getting lonely, why did you not just call me?"

Akira: "I had no more way to contact you."

-> Continued
Lavenza: "..."

Lavenza: "Can I just be your 'servant' for one night?"

Akira: "What do you mean?"

*Lavenza walks toward Akira*

Lavenza: "All these women you have been going out with, it makes me a little envious. I knew you had liked me since you first saw me split in half as Caroline and Justine. I ask of you, can I be your lover for just one night?"

Akira: "I don't know about this..."

Lavenza: "I will keep this a secret. It will be just between you and I."

Akira: "...Alright. But just because you look cute in that maid outfit."

*Lavenza hugs Akira tightly, even though she can only reach his waist.*

Lavenza: "Thank you very much. I promise, you won't regret this. Oh, but I have to stay in my maid character, or else I won't get paid."

Akira: "That'll be fine. Besides, I have a few things I want you to do..."

Lavenza: "Alright, whatever you say, 'Master'!❤️"

Lavenza had spent all night with Akira.

-END-
OOC: I found my new writing style for fanfics ❤️❤️❤️
holy shit
Good story
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Thanks for the positive feedback everyone!
I have finally found my place-being Joker's lover.
The best thing about him being my master is that everything is consensual!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Adorable
Lavenza is a cutie and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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You are correct, Akechi-kun. I still do not forgive you however, for trying to assassinate my master.
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It seems my shadow is getting tired from trying to resist me. I shall watch over him for now, make sure he does not try anything funny. Farewell to you all...for now.
❤️❤️❤️
Best thing since sliced bread. (Lavenza is super cute too)
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UPDATE: I have been caught hugging Joker by his mother, and forced to leave the house and never go near him again.
If anyone wants me to do some cleaning for them, please just call. This girl needs money. ❤️❤️❤️
Oh. My goodness.
*presses hands together*
This is nice