"Staying in Shape" - Phansite Archive

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"Staying in Shape"

A Queen X Joker phanfic

At Protein Lovers:

"Damn, your routine is too much for me..."
Akira said to Makoto, after going through an intense work out session.

"I have to do my best to keep myself fit after all. Don't want some lowlife trying to ridicule me on the internet." Makoto responded.

"And you're still at it. Wow." Akira said.

"Are you sure you don't want to take a break? You've been at this for almost two hours."

"Nope." Makoto said.

"Well, atleast you look hot when you're all sweaty." Akira commented on Makoto.

"'Hot'? I never thought you would use that word to describe me. Anyways, I think you're right. I should stop now."

Makoto then stopped the treadmill.

"Pass me that water." She ordered Joker.

Joker threw the water bottle to Makoto.

"Ahh. That was refreshing."

-> Continued

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"What do you wanna do now?" Akira asked Makoto.

"How about we head to your place? I still haven't had a cup of coffee since this morning. I like how you make it." Makoto said.

"Well, I do add a special ingredient to everything I make." Joker replied as he grinned.

"Ooohhhh, what is it?" Makoto curiously asked.

"It's a secret of course." Akira said.

"Alright. I'll just go change my clothes first."

An hour later, at LeBlanc:

"Mmm...it really tastes amazing when you make it."
Makoto complimented Akira with his coffee.

"Yeah. I only make this special blend for others though. I never really drink my good coffee."

"So Makoto...I'm really curious, why is your workout really that intense?" Akira asked.

"Well..." Before Makoto was able to speak, the door opened as Futaba entered the cafe.

"Sup guys! Oh, am I interrupting anything?" The nerd as-

"WOAH WOAH WOAH? DID YOU JUST CALL ME A NERD, NARRATOR?"

Umm, no I didn't?

"You better not mess with me. Or else."

-> Continued

-HaruOkamura-

w-why

-Iwai-

I have a bad Feeling about this...

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"Who are you talking to?" Joker asked Futaba, who was staring at a wall.

"No one. So, are you on a date or something?"

"You could say that." Joker said. "Have a seat."

"What were we talking about again? Oh right. I was asking you something, Makoto."

"Well my workout routine is intense because...I really want you to like my body. If I were to look so morbidly obese that I can't even move, I'm sure you would dump me in a heartbeat." Makoto said.

"You're right about that." Joker responded.

"So you want to look sexy to be Akira's personal thot, right?" Futaba butted in.

"What?!" Makoto was shocked with Futaba's statement.

"Don't you dare call her that." Joker told Futaba.

->Continued

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"Hehe, was just messing with you." Futaba replied. "Makoto-senpai looks like she's a really pure girl. You're a lucky one, Akira."

"Thanks for that compliment, Futaba." said Makoto.

"Anyways, why are you here? Aren't you busy posting nonsense on the Phansite forums?" Joker asked Futaba.

"I'm not that one doing that right now. Inari keeps talking about cooking on that site. What a weirdo." The girl said.

"Yusuke always talks about food. You think we should take him out to dinner once, Akira?" Makoto said.

"He'd probably burn through my wallet with the orders though." Kurusu replied.

"Yeah, I guess you're right. He'd be a 'third wheel' too or whatever you call it." Makoto told Joker.

"Well, I'll be leaving now. A new game just came out and I gotta get it. See ya two later." Futaba said as she leaves the cafe.

"Bye." Makoto and Akira said.

"Now that she's gone. I should confirm this. She was half right about my intense workout."

"Hmm?" Akira wondered what Makoto meant.

"Hehe, I'll show you." Makoto says as she grabbed Joker's hand and dragged him upstairs.

"Hey wait! I have't took off my apron yet!"

The two then had a very intense afternoon in the attic.

The End.

"Hah! I knew it!"
-Futaba

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Futaba was the best

Inari

The odd thing is the use of Inari looks normal because Futaba