Let's pray to Jesus Christ! - Phansite Archive

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pure_girl

Let's pray to Jesus Christ!

So he would cleanse all the evil from this site!

Naoya_Todo

Im praying to buddha too

pure_girl

But Jesus is the only real god.

TheWorld

All hail the spaghetti monster

Naoya_Todo

im a rap god

-HaruOkamura-

Hail mothman

3xcal1bur

:UUUU

RobowaifuAigis

I already pray to Mothman

-Mishima-

i reccomend researching the Miller Urey experiment
i find it funny

pure_girl

Fine, let's pray to Jesus Christ AND Mothman.

Migrant

Why pray to them when all you need is the Phantom Thieves?

5eyeballs

i pray to the flatwoods monster

TheWorld

What about spaghetti

Naoya_Todo

I pray to satan and bill cosby

-Mishima-

to see your reaction
that god didnt create life

Mishimans

Sacrifice your fellow humans to our great god Mod Joker

Souji Seta

In the name of the father the son and the holy fuck

pure_girl

Okay! Let's pray to JC and Mothman AND Spaghetti

Mishimans

We must also provide offerings to his assistant Bill Nye the Science guy

SpikeSpiegel

Don't Christians believe in three Gods, the douchebag, the hippie, and the one nobody cares about.

Naoya_Todo

What would jesus do in this situation

-Mishima-

HIMA ISTHE ONE TRU GOD

pure_girl

No good christians only believe in one god, Jesus Christ.

TheWorld

Spaghetti

SpikeSpiegel

Except that is some bullshit that protestants made up because they were mad at the Vatican for being corrupt.

Naoya_Todo

is there a priest who can clean my dirty daddy

SpikeSpiegel

Probally the pope

Mishimans

Still say we should start offering up some blood sacrifices.

Who is with me ?

pure_girl

That is unholy!

Naoya_Todo

I'll google his phone number

SpikeSpiegel

Says the user with a loli as their avatar

pure_girl

Umm... Don't look at that.

pure_girl

I am as pure as a white sheet.

SpikeSpiegel

Sure....

Mishimans

Blood sacrifices to Joker it is then

Kala-Nemi

If you're gonna make blood sacrifices, at least worship the cool gods and not the lame ones

pure_girl

Blood sacrifices to no one! We don't worship Satan!

The_Soap_Anon

Good Christians would pray to God. And to God's son, Jesus Christ. Plus if you need cleansing, get some soap and have a shower of cleansing. Be clean.

Kala-Nemi

Says you.