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IamThou
"Troublemakers" Compiled
One night, Futaba invited her boyfriend Akira over to the Boss' house. She was scheming something.

Futaba: "Alright, now that you're here, let's start 'Operation: GET CRUNK'!"

Akira: "Hmm? What do you mean?"

Akira was confused. Futaba then explained that they were going to take some of Sojiro's beers while he's asleep.

Sojiro: "Hey you two, I'm going to go to bed. Don't stay up too late."

Futaba: "Uhh...sweet dreams, dad!"

Sojiro: "Okay?"

Sojiro goes upstairs.

Sojiro: "That was awkward."

A few hours later,

Akira: *hicc* "Oh, Futaba..you-you're so c-u-te."

Futaba with a can of beer in hand: *hicc* *blushes* "Oh Akira..." *hicc*

*Futaba drops beer and hugs Joker*

Futaba: "I just...wanna be by your *hicc* side...forever..."

*Falls asleep*

Akira: "Me..*hicc* too..." *Falls asleep while cuddling Futaba*
IamThou
The following morning:

Sojiro turns on the lights in Futaba's room

Sojiro: "Wake up sleepyhe- WHAT THE?!"

Sojiro sees Akira on top of Futaba while they were sleeping

Sojiro: "What in the world are you two doing? AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BOOZE IN HERE?"

Futaba: *Yawns* "Oh Sooojirooo... chill, he's just a bit tired from kicking shadow ass....."

Sojiro: "What? I'm confused..."

Sojiro: *Sigh* "You took some beers from my fridge while I was asleep, didn't you?"

Futaba: "Maayyyybeeee...I dunno."

Sojiro: *Sigh* *Looks at Akira* "What about this guy? Did he do anything funny to you?"

Futaba: "Wh-what? No! Of course not! We wouldn't do that! Never!"

Sojiro: "Woah! What's with the reaction then? I didn't specify exactly 'what' funny thing he did."

Futaba: *Blushes* "Well, you sounded like you were implying 'it', Sojiro. SOJIRO."

Sojiro: "You do know you two are underage for this, don't you? You're in a whole lot of trouble, missy."

Joker wakes up

Akira: "Nngnhh...wha- what's going on?"

Sojiro: "Same goes for you. You're going to be working really hard for me now."

Akira and Futaba: "Aww....."

END.

Might make Troublemakers II, since the whole Futaba X Akira thing is fun to do.
IamThou
P.S.: Sojiro will always catch them at the end.
Mona
Terrible...
RobowaifuAigis
Pure-anon would love this