how do i summon old gods - Phansite Archive

notakirakurusu

how do i summon old gods

for experimental purposes

Hibiki

you DON'T

5eyeballs

luigi summoning ritual

Ari3s

You sacrifice yourself to Bacontos, the God of Bacon.

Mona

Is this Goro Akechi?

AdachiImouto

The blessing of the ignorance of humanity is not knowing the true horrors that lie beyond.

Don't look for what you cannot control

IamThou

OOC: Holy crap I forgot who the old gods were.

They were: Fat Makoto, Naked_Mitsuru, and Mothman, right?

Did I miss anything?

Naoya_Todo

There's a new god in town.

Joker

I just woke up
Whos the "new god"?

Minato-Arisato-

Who is the new god?

Naoya_Todo

I think you might know him.

Ari3s

Apparently it's @Naoya_Todo.

The Fool

Probs Noaya_Todo himself, the god of mystery

Minato-Arisato-

He is a threat?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

What is this mysterious thread?

IamThou

@Naoya_Todo
OOC: I dunno, you haven't caused much trouble yet.

Joker

I agree with this.
You have to be a master of shit posting.
Naoya is too simple in his posts and too quiet.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

the new god is me

jk

Joker

You'd fit the bill better, but you don't have a gimmick

--GOROAKECHI--

GORO AKECHI IS YOUR GOD NOW PEASANTS

-TheAkiraKurusu-

no fuck off --goroagaychi--

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@Joker

i'd do a gimmick here in the site but im scared of my account disappearing

IamThou

OOC: Ugh I forgot MORGANALOVER with his "ANYONE WANT TO RP AKECHI I WANT TO LUBE YOUR COCK WITH PANCAKE SYRUP SEND ME YOUR EMAIL" spam.

Jesus.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@IamThou

Me and my friends did that, just so you know.

IamThou

@-TheAkiraKurusu-
OOC: Guess you really are an old god.

Are the Baskers considered old gods as well?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Still have no idea who the Baskers are.

IamThou

@CrowNotGoroAkechi
OOC: I think they just did that to "bask" in the limelight.

xD

hazama

Let a lore master handle this.

Bump old threads that people recognize as Symbols of Chaos. Fatposter's, -AkiraKurusu-'s, etc. Then after bumping three, if your heart is filled with undying love for chaos, then the Old Gods will awaken to destroy the site and our world. It's unknown if Old Gods are users of the forum or some unknown entity, but my theory is that Mishima made this site to keep them contained.

IamThou

OOC: -HaruOkamura- is a demigod

MORGANALOVER

ANYONE WANT TO RP AKE-
hello

RobowaifuAigis

You summon the Old Gods by kys.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

I remember when the forums used to be normal

Jk it never was

hazama

I should talk to Hifumi to get that revised list started at some point, but life is busy right now so uhhhhhhhh

Naoya_Todo

Simplicity. Just how I like it.

As I recall, I've proven myself once already.

I know that which is hidden.

AdachiImouto

@MORGANLOVER

My favorite avatar is back. Bless you

-HaruOkamura-

@MORGANALOVER
He is one of us in diguise but WHOM

HahaRIP

Just bump 3 chaotic threads