Religion and Love are dead to humanity

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Mishimans

It is time to bring back the most important aspect of life.

Food

Mishimans

Especially good food

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Food is better than Waifus

JulioLimz

What about oxygen?

pure_girl

Religion and love is the best thing Jesus Christ could have made.

Mishimans

@JulioLimz

oxygen is not necessary to exist

JulioLimz

oxygen is a thing.

pure_girl

Everyone would die if there was no oxygen/religion.

Mishimans

@pure_girl

The best thing Jesus did was to turn water into wine

Wine is good to Food

CualiqueXSora

As long as I got a bitch on my dick i'm set....

I have no bitches on my dick

I am a lonely little boy.

JulioLimz

You cant live without a stomach to eat stuff with

Migrant

Yusuke approves of food.

Mishimans

Oxygen is slowly killing use each day

Food is not

That's why I believe food is better

pure_girl

I approve of christianity.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

No it's dead stop @pure_girl

Mishimans

Yusuke is basically the new prophet for food since he knows where the good food is at.

pure_girl

Okay...I'm sorry for being a bad girl... Now punish me ;)
(Jk don't(

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Food is the only religion

JulioLimz

damn straight.

CualiqueXSora

i'll punish you alright bby ;)

pure_girl

I was joking... i will still be a faithful and good christian girl

Mishimans

You see non believers food is even able to bring both the thots and non thots of this world together in decent conversation

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl no stop Food is the only religion

Mishimans

This is why food is too pure for this world

JulioLimz

i want a subway.

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi i can't i am a GOOD christian girl, who will forever stay loyal and faithful to JC and his wonders..

Skull

Love is dead?
I guess you could say
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CualiqueXSora

Dating is pure until the peepee goes in. i'm not into that because I have a small peep

Mishimans

@Skull

why do this to an innocent post about the wonders of food

JulioLimz

mcdonalds.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl Then your soul won't be saved.

Also stop Food is the only religion

JulioLimz

taco

JulioLimz

with a little spice of salt.

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi i mean... it's not though...

Mishimans

@JulioLimz

Glad to see that you appreciate food.

Mishimans

@JulioLimz

actually wait you add salt to your tacos?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl yes it is. Food has saved many people. It's only right that we worship food

JulioLimz

Na.

JulioLimz

how ever pure girl and akechi do

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi food can cause all sorts of diseases, it will also make you fat, Christianity don't.

Mishimans

@JulioLimz

Good or else I would have had to kick you into the pit

JulioLimz

pure_girl yu sound sure

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl But Food actually comes to you when you need it the most

pure_girl

@JulioLimz i am sure.

CualiqueXSora

@pure_girl Marry me like the gay you are or I won't give in to Christianity

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi and Jesus comes to you when you pray and stay faithful.

JulioLimz

@pure_girl i eat and never got fat

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl huh....really never happended to me? But when I called for Food I got the Food

pure_girl

@JulioLimz maybe you didn't realise that you got fat...

Mishimans

@pure_girl

Why can't you just accept the purity of food?

JulioLimz

IM hungry.....

JulioLimz

ok i will have a meal

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi can food teach you anything? No. Can Christianity teach you anything? Yes.

CualiqueXSora

Stop in the name of the food gods

pure_girl

@Mishimans i have to stay pure... For the order...

JulioLimz

brb

Mishimans

Just look at this good apple

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CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl You can learn recipes from Food. All Chrisianity taught me was the existence of some dude in the sky

CualiqueXSora

fuck the apple

pure_girl

@Mishimans THAT APPLE IS PROFUSED WITH SATAN!

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi it's because you are narrow'minded, you can't see the real meaning of Christianity.

CualiqueXSora

For some reason I feel like @pure_girl will turn into Isaac's Mother from Binding of Isaac.

AdachiImouto

I worship the pizza place delivering my pizza

Soon my prayer will be answered

Mishimans

@CualiqueXSora

What did the apple ever do to you???

Mishimans

@pure_girl

How dare you

The apple is obviously a good boy

pure_girl

@CualiqueXSora my Christianity is different... i lray to the order and it's lord

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl Food is real though

pure_girl

@Mishimans with an evil smile like that anyone could be the devil.

ThorVic

The fact that you are in this post is thanks to oxigen, without it, you wouldn't be able to type at all. Ya know, corpses can't type.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Okay seriously the fuck are we doing rn

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi God is real too, you just can't see him, because you are busy with your food..

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi i am trying to protect the order...

Mishimans

@pure_girl

your angered the apple now you pay

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CrowNotGoroAkechi

@ThorVic Oxygen is dead don't revive it

@pure_girl Where he at though?

pure_girl

@Mishimans S-SATAN! GET THE LORD WE NEED AN EXORCISM!

Mishimans

@CrowNotGoroAkechi

Well I just wanted to talk about food , but then religion came into my wholesome thread and I kind of went with it

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi Our minds and our brain. He is there to guide us.

Mishimans

@ThorVic

Oxygen is a lie and you know it

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Yeah I think I'm done with this thread now. Time to find a new one

pure_girl

@CrowNotGoroAkechi Bye~~~

AdachiImouto

I think pure_girl is a YWVW spy in disguise.

Show us your true form.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

@pure_girl cya

ThorVic

@CrowNotGoroAkechi Shaddup >.>

@pure_girl I completely agree.

pure_girl

@AdachiImouto YWVW, who?

Mishimans

@CrowNotGoroAkechi

Bye here have this nice taco to guide you

http://cuisineclipart.com/1024/cuisine-clipart-of-a-smiling-taco-mascot-cartoon-character-holding-a-pointer-stick-by-toons4biz-839.jpg

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Thx Mish

ThorVic

@Mishimans Oxygen is NOT a lie, at least not here... Space is another story.

JulioLimz

ah the glory of tacos

Mishimans

@CrowNotGoroAkechi

Your welcome

@ThorVic

We are currently on a ball of dirt spinning in space. So yes oxygen is a lie.

Mishimans

Tacos are MY best girl

pure_girl

@Mishimans did you forget about the oxygen layer?

Mishimans

@pure_girl

Did you forget that there is no historical evidence of God's existence?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Oh shit here we go again

pure_girl

Ok, tbh i am done with this thread... You are too narrow-minded to see God.

Mishimans

I tried not to feed Pure_Girl, but she got to me through oxygen

pure_girl

Bye everyone~~~

Mishimans

Bye take the beef jerky with you

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CrowNotGoroAkechi

FOOD IS THE ONLY RELIGION

pure_girl

@Mishimans no thank you, i don't eat beef...

Mishimans

Damn straight it is

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Is she a vegan too?

Mishimans

@pure_girl

Do you want the avocado then?

http://feelgrafix.com/973806-avocado.html

pure_girl

@Mishimans now the avocado i can get behind, thank you~~~

Mishimans

@pure_girl

Your welcome may the avocado be with you

pure_girl

@Mishimans may the Lord be with you, goodbye.

Mishimans

Real talk though I just created this thread to see what foods people like.

Didn't expect to see oxygen and religion based discussion

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Food Religion

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Yeah don't know what the fuck happened here

Mishimans

@pure_girl

I don't really believe in the lord, but thank for the offer

pure_girl

Before i leave, i honstly didn't think this would get to a 100 replies. (Okay for real now, bye)

-Mishima-

@Mishimans thank you for exposing what i was really thinking about...ill have a 10 set of hot wings, two large fries, a diet coke, doctor pepper, set 9, 3 double whoppers, pancakes and a pack of potato chips

Mishimans

@-Mishima-

Is all that food for your date with a joker body pillow?

or was the whole body pillow thing with another Mishima

Mishimans

@CrowNotGoroAkechi

Well today we established food as a valid religion. I know feel validated in life.

-Mishima-

@Mishimans that will be me from another dimension

-Mishima-

Its for my date with Haru

CrowNotGoroAkechi

You still trying to get Haru? Smh....go for someone else

Mishimans

Thought Haru was into murder like Adachi.

Mishimans

@-Mishima-

Here is you food hope the lady likes McDonalds

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/53a9d0be69bedd2a2febe3f6-1190-625/how-mcdonalds-profits-from-selling-an-insane-amount-of-food-for-999.jpg

-Mishima-

@CrowNotGoroAkechi hey, ive been on a date with Haru before, that one died though

-Mishima-

@Mishimans my shadow firend, you know exactly what i want

-Mishima-

on my favorite website too, business insider

Mishimans

@-Mishima-

Wow I can't believe I actually made the correct choice. I was going to give you Wendy's, but I had to look at the anime art of her.

Mishimans

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/243/849/16d.jpg_large

-Mishima-

i love thier pr team

Mishimans

This wasn't even the Wendy's pr team though it was a bunch of people from tumblr that turned the Wendy's girl into a tsundere

Mishimans

It's the Denny's pr team that is one god level

Mishimans

http://imgur.com/5cScIuS

-Mishima-

its thier official twitter, so thier pr team will be in charge, but denny's are amazing too

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Two Mishimas talking to other.........

Okay

Mishimans

http://imgur.com/HEYxZqo

-Mishima-

He is my shadow

Mishimans

@CrowNotGoroAkechi

What is wrong with some Mishima on Mishima bonding time?

Mishimans

@-Mishima-

I believe that Akechi may be jealous of our friendship over food