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How do you seduce a toaster?
... This time I'm asking for myself.
You put googly eyes on it and offer up some glitter as a first date gift.
Carefully
Then you take the toaster out to dinner and finally end the night by having a shot gun wedding with it in Vegas
Seduce a... Toaster?

W-well, you must be honest and upfront with your feelings. With any luck, your toaster will accept you and you will have a future together.

...Hopefully.
By toaster do you mean an Android? Or a literal toaster? If it is the latter, I would imagine you would simply require having enough currency on hand to purchase it.
@YoRHa No.2 Type B
Um... mind telling me what to do for the former anyway?
Hm.. How is this Android's behavior towards you, @bluehairedemo ?
@YoRHa No.2 Type B
She's... kinda clingy... and broke into my room... twice I think.
Ah you mean that blonde one right? I think you just need to be honest with her and see how it goes kid.
You give the toaster some toast
Clingy and broke into your room? Did she think you were in potential danger at the time of those break ins?
@YoRHa No.2 Type B
I honestly can't tell what she's thinking. Though I wasn't in danger on both occasions...
@YoRHa No.2 Type B Hello fellow toaster erm i mean android
Well, simply based on that alone I would guess she already holds you dear to her in some form. As to what extent, I cannot say unfortunately, @bluehairedemo
@YoRHa No.2 Type B
Any advice though?
Hello @Aigis , I see you are still refering to our kind as toasters.
My only advice is to not reject her company, @bluehairedemo . Especially if she becomes fond of carrying you at times.
T-Thanks?
Oh and ensure you offer to tend to her maintenances, if she allows it. @bluehairedemo
O///O
R-Right...
I really like a toaster too...

I confessed, but I don't really know how to continue things. Their reaction is hard to read. They seem to be happy, but I don't know how to take that. Do they feel the same or are just happy for me? to add, this toaster and older than me and has more responsibilities so maybe I'm just a kid to them.

I'm clueless.
Hm,hm. Best of luck to you then, @bluehairedemo
I am doubtful they view you as a child, @AdachiImouto. We Androids cannot reproduce, so our parental sense is quite.. lacking. We can understand the concept in theory, as well as the protective aspects of parenting, but mostly it is lost on us aside from that. As for age, we don't very well think much of that, since YoRHa Units tend to dispose our bodies readily in dire situations. Sometimes we may even lose Memory Data in the process. So I, personally, rarely think nor take it into consideration. Which I'd imagine is the same for the 'toaster' you know.
I don't really feel reassured, but at the least I can be relieved of one concern...

Thank you. You have been helpful.