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"Troublemakers II" [FF:PURE]
Another FutabAkira Phanfic

Rating: Teen - Mature

On a hot Sunday morning, in Cafe LeBlanc,

Futaba: "Coffee? Sojiro I asked for iced tea."

Sojiro: "Really? Well, guess there goes my hearing then. Sorry, your dad's getting a bit old. I'll get some iced tea for you."

Futaba: *Sigh* *Hears footsteps coming from the attic* "Oh, you're up. Sit next to me."

Akira: "Ugh...what's for breakfast?"

Futaba: "Same as always, Sojiro's signature curry."

Akira: "Well, at least it tastes good."

Sojiro: "Here you go. Oh and here's your breakfast, pal."

Sojiro hands over Futaba's iced tea and Akira's breakfast curry.

Sojiro: "So, do you two have plans today?"

Futaba: *Sips* "Hmm?"

Sojiro: "Are you two going out today?"

Akira: "No, we haven't made any plans yet."

Sojiro: "Ahh, good. Because I need the both of you to watch over the cafe for me. We've run out of ingredients for the curry, so I have to go out and buy them. Also since I make really good curry, the stuff I need's from a store far from here, so I might be home late."

-> Next
(Sojiro's her stepdad)
@Inari
OOC: Kay
Futaba: "Aww what? But Idon't know how to watch over this place!"

Sojiro: "Don't worry, this guy can teach you."

Akira: "Come on Futaba, it'd be a good opportunity for us to bond."

Futaba: *Blushes* "Aww, okay..."

Sojiro: "Just don't try anything funny while I'm away. I still haven't forgotten about the beer incident."

Futaba: "O-oh yeah...haha. Sorry about that."

A few minutes later after Sojiro left, Joker's washing the dishes.

Futaba: *Wiping the table* *Looks at Joker*

Akira: "Hmm?"

Futaba: *Looks away* *Continues to wipe the table*

Futaba tries to look at Joker again

Akira: "Were you looking at me?"

Futaba: "Wahhh!"
Futaba was surprised as Joker was standing in front of her. Throwing the rag into the air, and landing on her head.

Futaba: "O-of course not, you were just imagining things..." l

She said as she blushed.

Akira kisses Futaba on her forehead.

Futaba: "EXCLAMATION POINTS!"

Akira: *Chuckle* "You're weird, you know that? But I love you for it."

Futaba: "Haha...yeah."

Akira: "Hey, want me to teach you how to make LeBlanc's coffee?"

Futaba: "Sure. That sounds fun."

Akira held Futaba's hand as he taught her how to operate the siphons.

Akira: "So, you're supposed to do it like this..."
Meanwhile, at a grocery store somewhere in Shibuya,

Boss: *Tries to read the shopping list, but his vision is too blurry.*

Ryuji: "Yo chief! Fancy meeting you here!"

Boss: "Sakamoto? What are you doing here?"

Ryuji: "It's just so hot outside I came in here to cool down. You grocery shopping right now?"

Boss: "Yeah, but I can't read this damn list. Say, how about you help me with this?"

Ryuji: "Where's Akira?"

Boss: "Oh he's watching over the store with Futaba. So you're gonna help or not?"

Ryuji: "Oooohhh. Aight I'll help you out."

Boss: "Thanks. Here's the list."

Boss hands over the list of curry ingredients.

Ryuji: (What the hell? It's all in English I can't read any of this stuff.)

Boss: "Is there a problem?"

Ryuji: "Uhh...no! Of course not! Come on, let's get started."

The two were just randomly adding stuff to the cart.
Back at LeBlanc,

Akira: "So, did you understand all of that?"

Futaba: "Uhhh-huhh..."

Akira: "....You were staring at me the whole time, weren't you?"

Futaba: "Maybe....?"

Akira: *Sigh* "Nevermind, I'll just do the coffee. You'll just take them to the customers."

Futaba: "Alright."

*Door opens*

Yusuke: "Good afternoon, bo- wait, where is Sojiro?"

Akira: "Oh, he's out shopping, Yusuke, but take a seat, I'll take your order."

Futaba: "What'll it be, Inari?"

Yusuke: "Why do you still call me that? Anyways, I'll just have some coffee."

Futaba: "Coming right up. Hey, Inari just wants some coffee."

Akira: "Alright."

Yusuke: "I'll just work on my drawings as I wait."

Yusuke begins drawing on his sketchpad.

Yusuke: "By the way, are you two a thing?"

Futaba: "Hmm? Whaddya mean?"

Yusuke: "You're his lover right?"

Futaba: "Well we only started going out 2 weeks ago, but we've been in a lot of trouble already."

Yusuke: "I see. Very well then, my next piece should be about an ill-fated relationship."




Futaba: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'ILL-FATED' RELATIONSHIP, INARI?! ARE YOU JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE?!"

Yusuke: "Of course not! I just had the idea because you said you two have been through a lot of trouble together!"

Futaba takes the cup of coffee prepared on the counter.

Akira: "Hey, careful that's really hot!"

Futaba tries to splash it in Yusuke's face, but he just dodges it and it spills on the floor.

Yusuke: "Are you trying to burn my face? What is wrong with you?!"

Futaba: "TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME AND AKIRA!"

Yusuke: "Alright, alright. I apologize for what I said. You two look sweet together."

Futaba: "Hmph!" *Walks away with her eyes closed, and slips on the coffee puddle.*

Futaba: "Woah!"
So far it's a nice pallet cleanser.
Akira: "Futaba? Are you alright?"

Joker rushes to help up Futaba, but also slips on the puddle due to his clumsiness, landing on Futaba and ending up in a suggestive position.

*Door opens*

Boss: "Hey, I'm back... apparently that friend of yours tried to help me, but he couldn't even read a simple shopping lisf. Hmm?"

Boss: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TWO DOING?!"

Yusuke: "I'll...just let myself out..."

Yusuke then leaves the cafe.

Akira and Futaba: "I CAN EXPLAIN!"

Boss: "You know what? I don't wanna hear it. This day has been really bad for me. Just...clean this mess up, alright?!"

Akira and Futaba: "Yes, Sojiro..."

-END-


Yusuke: "Ill-fated indeed."
Ill-fated. sounds about right
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