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How do you propose to a toaster?
... not gonna say who it's for this time.
Ever heard of the love bomb?
its aigis? or one of mishimans children?
Put you bread in her socket, then she has no choice but to become yours
@hazama
no we dont need another haru.
Stick a fork inside it
Plot twist, you don't.

Because the toaster will probably propose first.
Bring it with you to the bathtub
@hazama i agree with aki
Put a bread in it.
This person doesn't want to put bread in it, they want to put a ring on it.
I'm telling you man put a fork in it. It works 100%
then put a ring on it?
i dont know im not good at this.
First, softly pick up the plug, then please it within the wall socket.

Slowly turn the toaster around, and look it directly in the dial.

Let the toaster know your feelings, and place a loaf of bread between you, and it.

Gently unwrap the wrapper, withdrawing the object of desire.

Slowly, yet gently, begin placing the object within the opening cavity. If the toaster fights against you at all, you have failed.

If the breat is firmly placed with the deepest recesses of the toaster, begin talking sweet talk to the toaster.

After enough interaction of this, if you hear a sound, and a object thrust from outside with a clean coating, you have the confirmation you need that by the toast, you are engaged.
Well what kind of relationship do you have with her? If it's going well than just go for it man.
@Joker
holy shit
Looking cool Joker
@Joker
Alright. I told them what you told me. I'll let you all know how it goes.
@Joker my man!
@Joker, with this one post, you have my utmost respect
jesus christ
I have good news! They're engaged!!
? ?? ? ?
@3xcal1bur
Wait... did you think I was asking for myself?
Yes everyone thought you were asking for yourself. You were asking about dating one for yourself a couple days ago I think.
well dating two days and engaging is bit quick
I realized I was using the wrong term...
That was beautiful, Joker...
It's super quick but maybe he runs on Disney time?