First, softly pick up the plug, then please it within the wall socket.
Slowly turn the toaster around, and look it directly in the dial.
Let the toaster know your feelings, and place a loaf of bread between you, and it.
Gently unwrap the wrapper, withdrawing the object of desire.
Slowly, yet gently, begin placing the object within the opening cavity. If the toaster fights against you at all, you have failed.
If the breat is firmly placed with the deepest recesses of the toaster, begin talking sweet talk to the toaster.
After enough interaction of this, if you hear a sound, and a object thrust from outside with a clean coating, you have the confirmation you need that by the toast, you are engaged.